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Funny comfortable quotes

I would pay extra for a dental hygienist who was comfortable with silence.

I would pay extra for a dental hygienist who was comfortable with silence.

Funny Quotes Feb 13, 2025
They say dress for the job you want, but this baby diaper isn't very comfortable.

They say dress for the job you want, but this baby diaper isn’t very comfortable.

Funny Quotes Feb 11, 2025
No one suddenly needs anything more than a kid whose mom has just sat down and gotten comfortable.

No one suddenly needs anything more than a kid whose mom has just sat down and gotten comfortable.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025
In my opinion, those who go jogging on a Sunday morning certainly don't have a comfortable sofa.

In my opinion, those who go jogging on a Sunday morning certainly don’t have a comfortable sofa.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
I would never be comfortable delivering a baby. I can’t even remove an avocado pit without dropping it.

I would never be comfortable delivering a baby. I can’t even remove an avocado pit without dropping it.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
People tell introverts to talk more and get out of their comfort zone, but no one tells extroverts to shut up to make the zone comfortable.

People tell introverts to talk more and get out of their comfort zone, but no one tells extroverts to shut up to make the zone comfortable.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025
My superpower is to make anyone I wanna make comfortable feel uncomfortable.

My superpower is to make anyone I wanna make comfortable feel uncomfortable.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025