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I would pay extra for a dental hygienist who was comfortable with silence.

2 months ago

They say dress for the job you want, but this baby diaper isn’t very comfortable.

2 months ago

No one suddenly needs anything more than a kid whose mom has just sat down and gotten comfortable.

3 months ago

In my opinion, those who go jogging on a Sunday morning certainly don’t have a comfortable sofa.

3 months ago

I would never be comfortable delivering a baby. I can’t even remove an avocado pit without dropping it.

3 months ago

People tell introverts to talk more and get out of their comfort zone, but no one tells extroverts to shut up to make the zone comfortable.

3 months ago

My superpower is to make anyone I wanna make comfortable feel uncomfortable.

3 months ago