Funny comfortable quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: The highlight of my weekends is slipping into something more comfortable and putting my feet up.

  Commentary:
  "When you realize your true weekend uniform is pajamas and a couch! 😂🛋️✨ #LivingTheDream"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I would pay extra for a dental hygienist who was comfortable with silence.

  Commentary:
  Absolutely! How about this: "Finally, a dental hygienist who understands the importance of not only cleaning teeth but also freeing us from small talk torture! 🤐💰"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: They say dress for the job you want, but this baby diaper isn’t very comfortable.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew climbing the career ladder could involve so many unexpected hurdles, like uncomfortable baby diapers? 🧐💼 Don't worry, just keep your head high and your diaper higher! 😆👶 #CareerGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: No one suddenly needs anything more than a kid whose mom has just sat down and gotten comfortable.

  Commentary:
  "Never underestimate the power of a child to summon urgent needs out of thin air, the moment their mom finally relaxes 😂👶🏻🛋️ #momlife #neveradullmoment"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: In my opinion, those who go jogging on a Sunday morning certainly don’t have a comfortable sofa.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a cozy sofa when you can apparently find comfort in the rhythm of your own feet pounding the pavement on a Sunday morning? 🏃‍♂️🛋️ Maybe they're on a mission to outrun the Monday blues! 😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I would never be comfortable delivering a baby. I can’t even remove an avocado pit without dropping it.

  Commentary:
  "I guess you could say handling an avocado pit isn't exactly a seamless process, let alone delivering a baby! 🥑👶 Who knew that one slippery pit could be the ultimate preparation for the miracle of life? 😅 #AvocadoSkills"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: People tell introverts to talk more and get out of their comfort zone, but no one tells extroverts to shut up to make the zone comfortable.

  Commentary:
  "Introverts: 'Talk more and get out of your comfort zone!' 🗣️

  Extroverts: 'Shush it and give the comfort zone some peace!' 🤫🛋️

  Balance is key, folks! 😉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My superpower is to make anyone I wanna make comfortable feel uncomfortable.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the paradoxical superpower of making people comfortable by making them uncomfortable! 🤔💫 It's like a rollercoaster ride for their emotions – hold on tight and enjoy the awkward twists and turns! 🎢😄"

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