17 Funny comfortable quotes

• Just learned in psychology that when a man goes to sleep first, it’s because he’s comfortable around you and wants you to go through his phone.

  ---

  0

  1 month ago

  around, comfort, comfortable, humor, just, learned, man, phone, psychology, relationship, sleep, through, trust, wants

• The Airbnb reviews never tell you how comfortable the toilets are for falling asleep on.

  ---

  0

  1 month ago

  Airbnb, asleep, comfort, comfortable, falling, humor, never, reviews, sleep, tell, toilet, toilets

• “You’re so quiet.” Thanks, I’m not comfortable around you.

  ---

  0

  1 month ago

  anxiety, around, awkwardness, comfortable, communication, humor, quiet, sarcasm, social, social anxiety, thanks

• The highlight of my weekends is slipping into something more comfortable and putting my feet up.

  ---

  0

  1 month ago

  casual, comfort, comfortable, cozy, downtime, feet, foot, foot up, highlight, leisure, me, me time, putting, relaxation, self-care, slipping, something, time, weekend

• I would pay extra for a dental hygienist who was comfortable with silence.

  ---

  0

  1 month ago

  awkward, awkward moments, care, comfort, comfortable, dental, dental care, dental hygienist, extra, extra pay, humor, hygienist, i, moments, pay, silence

• They say dress for the job you want, but this baby diaper isn’t very comfortable.

  ---

  0

  1 month ago

  baby, comfortable, diaper, dress, humor, job, say, uncomfortable, want

• No one suddenly needs anything more than a kid whose mom has just sat down and gotten comfortable.

  ---

  0

  1 month ago

  anything, comfort, comfortable, humor, just, kid, mom, need, needs, parenting, sat, sudden

• In my opinion, those who go jogging on a Sunday morning certainly don’t have a comfortable sofa.

  ---

  0

  1 month ago

  comfort, comfortable, exercise, jogging, leisure, morning, opinion, sofa, Sunday

• Addicted to bad posture like why is it so comfortable to sit like a cooked shrimp.

  ---

  0

  1 month ago

  addicted, addiction, bad, bad posture, body, body position, comfortable, humor, position, posture, shrimp, sit, sitting, why

• I would never be comfortable delivering a baby. I can’t even remove an avocado pit without dropping it.

  ---

  0

  1 month ago

  avocado, baby, childbirth, clumsiness, comfort, comfortable, delivery, dropping, even, humor, i, never, pit, struggle

All funny comfortable quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌