41 Funny commentary quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Without freedom of speech, we wouldn’t know who the idiots are.

  Commentary:
  "Freedom of speech: separating the pearls of wisdom 🧠 from the potatoes of stupidity 🥔 since forever! 🗣️🤪"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Before the internet, people thought that there was only one idiot per town. We were so wrong.

  Commentary:
  "Before the internet, people thought that there was only one idiot per town. 🤦‍♂️ Turns out, the world is filled with a whole lot more! 🤣 Welcome to the global village of fools! 🌎🤪"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: What an embarrassing time to be alive.

  Commentary:
  "Living in the era of failed DIY haircuts and accidental video call mishaps…truly a golden age of embarrassment! 😅🙈 #LivingInAVirtualSitcom"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Too many losers and not enough people telling them they’re losers.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the loser club doubled in size but forgot to send out the memo! 🤪🎤 #TellingItLikeItIs"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: The billionaires have decided that the people with nothing have too much.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the billionaires are playing a real-life game of "Who Wants to Be a Gazillionaire?" and it seems like they're winning! 🤑💰 Maybe it's time for everyone else to start hoarding those spare pennies like they're rare diamonds! 💎 #KeepTheChange

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  4 months ago

  Share →: New COVID variant subscribes you to random podcasts.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like COVID got tired of just affecting your health, now it's coming for your ears too! Stay safe out there, you might end up binge-listening to shows about cat fashion or underwater basket weaving thanks to this new variant."

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I don’t need the audio tour at the museum, I have my teen to provide critical commentary the entire time.

  Commentary:
  Who needs an audio tour when you have a teenage critic ready to provide a running commentary on every painting, sculpture, and historical artifact? It's like having your own personal Yelp review in real-time. Who knew that eye-rolls and sass could be so educational?

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You are what you eat! (If anyone needed more encouragement to eat the rich.)

  Commentary:
  "Looks like it's time to upgrade our diets to include a bit more 'richness'! 💰🍽️ Who knew cannibalism could be so trendy? ✨ #EatTheRich"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I do not support all women. Some of you are very mean for no reason.

  Commentary:
  "Being a woman is tough enough without adding unnecessary meanness to the mix! 🙅‍♀️ Let's lift each other up, ladies! 💪 Unless you're mean, then maybe take a nap or something. 😜"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sorry I can’t have a pleasant, safe and affordable life, my government said no.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like my government skipped the memo on 'Making Life Easy 101' and went straight to the advanced level of 'Making Life Complicated 404'. 🤷‍♂️💸 #ThanksNotThanks"

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