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26 Funny commentary quotes

Today's politics make me think we're living in a movie where the villains actually win.

Today’s politics make me think we’re living in a movie where the villains actually win.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
I refuse to listen to anyone give commentary on the state of society unless it’s in a TikTok video filmed inside their car.

I refuse to listen to anyone give commentary on the state of society unless it’s in a TikTok video filmed inside their car.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
Gender is a just a scam made by big bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms.

Gender is a just a scam made by big bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
The evening news: Where they begin with “Good evening” and then proceed to tell you why it's not.

The evening news: Where they begin with “Good evening” and then proceed to tell you why it’s not.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
Where do I sign up to be one of those influencers with 2M followers whose whole thing is just standing in front of other people’s content and nodding?

Where do I sign up to be one of those influencers with 2M followers whose whole thing is just standing in front of other people’s content and nodding?

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
The main cause of immigration is we’re still a country where people want to go, but we’re working on fixing that.

The main cause of immigration is we’re still a country where people want to go, but we’re working on fixing that.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
I bought a bag of M&M’s and they don’t have M’s anymore. They all have W’s, for woke.

I bought a bag of M&M’s and they don’t have M’s anymore. They all have W’s, for woke.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
Tonight I will make history, by turning off incognito mode.

Tonight I will make history, by turning off incognito mode.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
Stereotypes are like mass graves. They’re both offensive ways to lump groups of people together.

Stereotypes are like mass graves. They’re both offensive ways to lump groups of people together.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
Everyone talks about climate change, but no one has the courage to sacrifice a virgin to appease the gods.

Everyone talks about climate change, but no one has the courage to sacrifice a virgin to appease the gods.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025