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Funny contacts quotes

Welcome to your 50’s. Your doctor and pharmacist are both in your contacts now.

Welcome to your 50’s. Your doctor and pharmacist are both in your contacts now.

Funny Quotes Feb 5, 2025
Wishing all the contacts in my phone “Merry Christmas, I hope you get what you deserve” and just letting that work itself out.

Wishing all the contacts in my phone “Merry Christmas, I hope you get what you deserve” and just letting that work itself out.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025
Someone has left me a voicemail. I don't know what to do. Open the phone app? The contacts? Do I turn on the TV?

Someone has left me a voicemail. I don’t know what to do. Open the phone app? The contacts? Do I turn on the TV?

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025