Funny contacts quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Welcome to your 50’s. Your doctor and pharmacist are both in your contacts now.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the fabulous 50s! Where your doctor and pharmacist become your new BFFs 🤝💊 Who needs coffee dates when you can chat about prescriptions and blood pressure readings instead? 😜 #NewDecadeNewContacts"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Wishing all the contacts in my phone “Merry Christmas, I hope you get what you deserve” and just letting that work itself out.

  Commentary:
  📱❄️ "Sending out Christmas wishes like a digital Santa with a naughty list! May your gifts be as fitting as my contacts deserve. Let the holiday karma notifications roll in! 🎅🎁 #MerryTextmas" 🎄😜

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Someone has left me a voicemail. I don’t know what to do. Open the phone app? The contacts? Do I turn on the TV?

  Commentary:
  Looks like it's a tech-savvy dilemma! 📞📺 Maybe try not to confuse the TV with the phone app next time! Technology can be tricky, but you got this! Just remember, the voicemail is not on channel 5! 😂

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