Funny contacts quotes

• Tons of names in my phones are “Kenny Landlord,” “Mike Electric,” or “Pete Do Not Answer,” and I just realized this is how Anglo surnames have always worked.

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  6 days ago

  always, Anglo, answer, contacts, electric, humor, i, just, landlord, Mike, name, names, phone, phone contacts, phones, realization, surname

• Delete a letter of his name from your contacts every time he makes you upset. When his name’s gone, he’s gone. Hangman that boy.

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  1 week ago

  boy, breakup, contact, contacts, delete, every, game, gone, hangman, humor, letter, name, names, relationship, revenge, time, upset

• Wait, some of you are actually seeing for free? No glasses, no contacts? Wow!

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  1 week ago

  actually, contact, contact lens, contacts, eyesight, free, glasses, joke, lens, seeing, surprise, vision, wait

• Welcome to your 50’s. Your doctor and pharmacist are both in your contacts now.

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  1 week ago

  50s, aging, both, contacts, doctor, health, humor, life, life stage, pharmacist, stage, welcome

• Wishing all the contacts in my phone “Merry Christmas, I hope you get what you deserve” and just letting that work itself out.

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  2 weeks ago

  Christmas, contacts, deserve, hope, i, just, merry, phone, wishing, work

• Someone has left me a voicemail. I don’t know what to do. Open the phone app? The contacts? Do I turn on the TV?

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  2 weeks ago

  app, confusion, contacts, humor, i, know, left, me, open, phone, someone, technology, turn, TV, voicemail

• On my phone, you’ll never see contacts saved as ‘babe’ or ‘love.’ I save full names—first and last—like a government office.

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  3 weeks ago

  babe, communication, contact, contacts, full, full name, government, government office, humor, i, identity, love, name, never, nickname, office, phone, phone contact, relationship, save, saved, texting

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