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Funny contacts quotes

Welcome to your 50’s. Your doctor and pharmacist are both in your contacts now.

2 months ago

Wishing all the contacts in my phone “Merry Christmas, I hope you get what you deserve” and just letting that work itself out.

3 months ago

Someone has left me a voicemail. I don’t know what to do. Open the phone app? The contacts? Do I turn on the TV?

3 months ago