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Sometimes I just say “no idea” because I’m too lazy to think.

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If you don’t want to be in love with me that’s fine. You’re entitled to your wrong and very stupid opinions.

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Welcome to your 40s. A random back pain will be assigned to you shortly, and you’ll never know what flares it up every time.

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He probably could have just called himself “Andre.” I think I would have figured out The Giant part on my own.

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Getting an extra 20 minutes in the day when someone cancels a meeting is like finding a penny on the ground. Not gonna use it for anything, but wow, am I excited.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

“Are we still going?” … An introvert’s attempt to cancel.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has copied:

Choosing to ignore my strangely symbolic dream because I have a lot going on right now already.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has viewed:

Is it a good sign when your therapist keeps saying Ka-Ching?

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Frodo is a beautiful name for a boy. Has a ring to it.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has downloaded:

Told my girlfriend that Mum is deaf, so speak loud and slow. Also told Mum that my girlfriend has special needs.

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Spreading quickly via Telegram:

I don’t weigh myself because most scales don’t know how heavy all the grudges I’m holding onto are.

Spotted on Instagram:

Life is like a helicopter. I don’t know how to operate a helicopter.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Don’t be fooled by what your kids will eat at someone else’s house.

Just landed via Discord:

Why is everything 10x better at night? Driving, showering, eating, vibing to music, watching Netflix… phone calls. Like, everything.

Making waves on Threads:

Maybe the reason Miss Piggy is still single is she has a fear of kermitment.

Just landed via Facebook:

Our neighbor complained that our cat is always running through his garden. My father said: “Okay, I’ll tell her.”

Making waves on X:

What a strange day. And it has been for years.

Spotted on WeChat:

If I eat a magnet, will I become more attractive?

Trending via Snapchat:

The only exercise I done last month was running out of money.

Spotted on Pinterest:

My mom: sure use any towel. Also my mom: not that one.

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Funny countdown quotes are the perfect way to add a splash of humor 🎉 and excitement ⏳ as you wait for that big moment! Whether you’re counting down to a party, vacation, or just the weekend, these witty lines keep the vibe light 😂 and the anticipation high 🚀. Get ready to laugh your way through every second ticking away—because why not make waiting fun? 🎊✨

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56 shares on Telegram this month:

Playing Mortal Kombat at an arcade in the 90’s would fix me.

79 shares on Instagram this month:

Breakfast in bed: where your cozy blanket turns into a crumby crime scene.

18 shares on Instagram this month:

Sorry, can’t. Waiting for my clothes to come back into style again.

86 shares on Threads this month:

Sleep with each other, or someone else will!

13 shares on Telegram this month:

I’ll be like “I’m fine” then shake my leg at 150 mph.

86 shares on Messenger this month:

At a certain age, all you really want is a good mattress.

86 shares on YouTube this month:

The retirement age needs to be lowered to 40, I’ve had enough.

51 shares on Snapchat this month:

Bands are always like “here’s another song”. Yeah, no shit, that’s pretty much all you do.

29 shares on Snapchat this month:

You’re 25, stressing like you’re 40, because you want to be rich before 30, am I right?

97 shares on Discord this month:

Watching someone else control the computer and doing it differently than you would, is one of life’s greatest challenges.

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Fishing for compliments like “I’m a mess in this photo that I took all morning to get the right angle and filter and after 50 selfies this is me”.

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I love chatty cats like, yeah, bro, meow meow, you’re so right.

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We need a word for a type of person who spends all their time working to live in a city so they can be near cool things, but they don’t actually like going out.

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Why are plane tickets so expensive? You’re going that way anyway, just give me a ride.

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It’s weird how horses can run so fast but still suck at every other sport.

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I’m going to be a printer today and just not work.

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Nurse: “This may hurt.” Me: “My life hasn’t been much fun either.”

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Why do Marvel movies need 3 hours to accomplish what The Powerpuff Girls did in 11 minutes?

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How many jokes about lightbulbs does it take to change us?

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Someday I’ll learn how to emotion like a proper human.

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Someone from 🇸🇪 has bookmarked:

Not right now. I’m manifesting.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has downloaded:

People out here living double lives, and I’m barely even holding a single life together.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has viewed:

I have a brain that wants to be alone, and a heart that wants to be loved.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

I don’t always have time to fold laundry, but when I do, I don’t.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

You don’t have to check your Spotify Wrapped, you are the most played this year.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has shared:

I had the most impatient and rudest cashier. I’m never using self-checkout again.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has shared:

Yes, liquor store clerk, I do need help. But I decided to come here instead.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has bookmarked:

Sunday should be 48 hours instead of 24 hours, I need more time to be ready for Monday.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

Hear me out. What if we don’t elect another president, and we all just promise to be really good?

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How do I tell someone respectfully to die in a fire?

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Messenger:

One thing that could really “level-up” the experience of being a pedestrian would be if cars had some kind of feature that could indicate whether or not they were going to turn in a particular direction.

Freshly posted on Threads:

When you clean your room so well that the only trash left is you.

Just shared via Messenger:

If you want to make your mother proud, make her my mother-in-law.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

We put a man on the moon in 1969, and if you elect me to be your president, I promise that we will not stop until every man is on the moon.

Spotted on Threads:

“Bye, have a great day, I’ll see you after school”, I tell the orange in my kid’s lunch.

Freshly posted on X:

They should invent weekends that are long-lasting.

Going viral on YouTube:

I am crumbling under the tyranny of constantly needing to ‘Create an Account’.

Breaking via Snapchat:

One day you’re young and fun, and the next thing you know, you’re staring out of a window for no reason.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Party rock is in the mouse tonighttt, piece of cheese I’m gonna take a big biteee.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

A baby cow is called a calf because it’s half a cow. Half cow. Calf. No further questions.

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