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Just another day of not being hot and rich.

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Stretching my back isn’t enough; I need to take out my spine and wring it out like a towel.

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When people say I don’t mean to brag, they’re bragging about not bragging.

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Not arguing with a man that can cook. Whatever you say, handsome.

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This too shall pass… It may pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass.

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Comments other people make during a movie are annoying. Comments I make during a movie enhance the experience.

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Once I see a vein on your forehead while we arguing, I’ll let you be.

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80 percent of my life now is just “hmmmm… should I bring my jacket or not?”

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Do you think birds, once they get older, start people-watching?

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I want to be a garbage man, so I only have to work one day a week.

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I’m not actively avoiding you. I don’t actively do anything.

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“I saw your ex!” A very unnecessary piece of information.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Halloween pumpkins look even scarier if you just use the ones from last year.

Seen just now on Threads:

How do I even know this guy is my “boss”? I’ve just been taking his word for it.

Spotted on Reddit:

Went to an antique show and people started bidding on me.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

My brain doesn’t sea typos until I’ve already hit send.

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*Googles: How to fake your own death and erase existence before 9am Monday morning.

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After cooking show a dishwashing show with same host but kind of drunk.

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People tell introverts to talk more and get out of their comfort zone, but no one tells extroverts to shut up to make the zone comfortable.

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If swimming is such good exercise, explain whales.

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The question of whether an employer values its employees is sometimes answered by the toilet paper.

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Wolves should really raise more people.

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I don’t want to brag or anything, but I can still fit in the earrings I wore in high school.

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Even when I look up the slang of today’s kids, I still have no idea what it means.

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I don’t text. I will contact you telepathically.

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I’m bored, but not “read a book for fun” bored.

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The only talent I have is spending more than I bring in.

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Thank you for being friends with me. Baffling decision, but thank you.

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Patience is for beginners. I’d rather freak out straight away!

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“Don’t bite the hand that feeds you!” Maybe just don’t bite hands. Shouldn’t have to qualify it.

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Sorry about my behavior as of late. I have plastic in my brain.

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It’s crazy I need a certificate to prove I was born when you can literally just look at me.

Breaking via Telegram:

Breaking News: Local woman stuns in new unnecessary online purchase.

Just shared via Reddit:

Dark mode changed me. White screens now feel like staring into the sun.

Reported on Discord:

Stop making Fast and Furious movies.

Going viral on TikTok:

Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not having a job.

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I’m a kid at heart and a senior citizen at my knees and back.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Coffee doesn’t even make me feel energized, I just drink it for the love of the game.

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You’re never too old or too stupid to become older and stupider.

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I don’t want to adult anymore. Don’t even want to be human. I want to be a goat. Jump around randomly, eat what I want, and head-butt anyone who annoys me.

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