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At the grocery store, progressively booing louder as the clerk scans each item.

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80% of arguments start because someone hasn’t eaten yet.

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Absolutely destroyed my bed last night… I cuddled those covers so hard.

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Why put off until tomorrow what you can have an intern do today?

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Is it fall yet? I really can’t suck my stomach in much longer.

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When I retire, I’m going to run for office.

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Iced coffee and crying, the most Californian afternoon.

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Nothing makes me feel more powerful than when I write ‘furthermore’ in an email.

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Sorry for what I said when I was drunk. I meant every word.

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I go to tattoo parlors and trick them into shaving my leg for me, and then leave.

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It’s actually scary how your whole life depends on how well you did as a teenager.

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The most avoided species of shark is the Loan.

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I used to think money is everything. I still think money is everything.

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On a scale of quack to quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack, what do you think of my duck-based numbering system?

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God’s plan for me does not involve LinkedIn at all.

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When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.”

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I feel like a credit card, cause I’m constantly being used irresponsibly.

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It sucks that crazy people ruined wearing tinfoil hats for those of us that just did it for fashion purposes.

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The human brain is great. It works from the second you are born and stops as soon as you start liking someone.

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I hate starting new relationships. I gotta act like I ain’t crazy for two months.

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I hope you all get laid soon, for your own mental health.

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Unfollowing girls on Instagram as soon as they get a boyfriend is something I’ll never stop doing.

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Sorry, I laughed at your bad joke. I was trying to flirt.

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I changed my Facebook name to “Benefits.” Now, when people add me, it says, “You are now friends with benefits.”

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Starting to think I’m single because of everyone else’s shortcomings.

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A sandwich has the power to change your entire life.

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God, never seen San Francisco this bad. Spiderwebs completely covering entire business, skeletons just strewn about sidewalks in every neighborhood. Things have got to change!

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My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.

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I can’t do the splits. But so far there has never been a situation where I’ve thought, “I should do the splits now.”

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Beer is like the color black: it goes with everything.

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All these self-driving vehicles… It’s only a matter of time before we hear a country song about his truck leaving him.

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Everything will kill you so pick something fun.

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I hate when an old man tries to friend me on Facebook and then I realize we went to high school together.

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Going to work has backfired on me so many times.

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Silicon Valley has taken over the world. Remember when nerds had the good manners to be ashamed of themselves?

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I love my bed so much, what a place.

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I’m always looking for new and exciting ways to give up.

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Cocktails can be tricky, because they taste like juice, but then the next thing you know… you can’t walk.

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We went out on a boat to see whales and the crew encouraged us to clap and cheer for the whales and boo at the regular fish.

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It’s wild that you can just do anything. Date the wrong person, choose the wrong career. You can go outside and start eating dirt if you want, and the universe lets you. Not even a pop-up like “Are you sure?“

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Your secret is safe with me because I don’t care.

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Keep your friends close, but your smartphone closer.

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The real flex is how many wounds you can turn into wisdom.

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Spongebob wouldn’t even mess with some of y’all. But he’d hang out with me because my heart is pure, and I like to laugh a lot.

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When my cat gets in trouble I call him by his full name, Catthew.

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I assume people who bookmark my posts are building a case against me.

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I enjoy long walks in the woods, but only because there’s a chance I’ll get eaten by a bear.

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It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, no, I shut it off and back on again. Why are you still here?

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Getting the house to yourself for a night is basically winning the lottery.

Just landed via Facebook:

Welcome to college, where every single person is smarter than you, except for the three people in your group project.

Going bananas on Threads:

Establish dominance by dropping your panties first.

Going bananas on TikTok:

Sometimes I think I should talk to my colleagues more often. Until I talk to my colleagues.

Breaking via Telegram:

Start every meeting with, “Let’s just agree to disagree.”

Making waves on Slack:

The best way for me to stick to my diet is to go straight back to sleep after breakfast.

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Caught my son chewing on electrical wires. So, I grounded him. He’s doing better currently and conducting himself properly.

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