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: Diet day #1: All the unhealthy food has been removed from the house. It was delicious.
Sep 22
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: Marriage is 33.3% hiding to eat snacks because you and your spouse are supposed to be on a diet.
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: The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat. It’s watching what other people eat.
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: I’ve been dieting for a little over a week and I already gained three pounds.
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: I followed a diet but it didn’t follow me back, so I unfollowed it.
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: I’m on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle.
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