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13 Funny dieting quotes

Funny dieting quotes bring a much-needed dose of laughter ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ˜‚ to the rollercoaster ride of healthy living ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿ’ช. Whether youโ€™re battling cravings or celebrating small wins, these witty gems keep spirits high and motivation strong ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ”ฅ. Get ready to chuckle, relate, and maybe even rethink that next snack choice ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ˜‰โ€”because dieting doesnโ€™t have to be all serious business!

I caught my husband eating the last of the ice cream last night. First of all, we are supposed to be dieting together. Second of all, I was going to eat that.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

This salad tastes like I’d rather be fat.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Diet Coke is just a fridge cigarette.

Posted on3 months ago2 months ago

Eat like your treadmill is watching.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel by now.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

I love when men go on diets they will be like “let me go for the healthy option”: the buffalo chicken quesadilla.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

My 3 weeks without sweets were over after 12 hours. Proof that time runs faster with increasing age.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Want to lose weight for the summer? Don’t worry, just check in your luggage at the airport. You’ll never see those pounds again.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

I need to social distance with the refrigerator so I can flatten my curve.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my keys, phone, temper, and my mind.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

I have a condition that prevents me from dieting. It’s called being hungry.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

People need to understand the difference between want and need. Like, I want abs, but I need chocolate.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

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