13 Funny dieting quotes

• This salad tastes like I’d rather be fat.

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  1 month ago

  dieting, fat, food, humor, ID, salad, sarcasm, taste, weight

• Diet Coke is just a fridge cigarette.

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  1 month ago

  cigarette, coke, diet, Diet Coke, dieting, fridge, humor, just, sarcasm, soda

• Eat like your treadmill is watching.

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  1 month ago

  dieting, eat, exercise, fitness, health, humor, motivation, motivation humor, treadmill, watching

• If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel by now.

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  1 month ago

  calory, comedy, dieting, fitness, humor, ID, joke, stress, supermodel, weight

• Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.

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  1 month ago

  body, body image, dieting, feels, fitness, good, health, humor, image, loss, motivation, nothing, self-esteem, skinny, weight, weight loss

• I love when men go on diets they will be like “let me go for the healthy option”: the buffalo chicken quesadilla.

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  1 month ago

  buffalo, buffalo chicken, chicken, diet, dieting, food, food humor, healthy, healthy option, humor, i, irony, let, love, me, men, option, quesadilla

• My 3 weeks without sweets were over after 12 hours. Proof that time runs faster with increasing age.

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  1 month ago

  12, age, dieting, faster, hours, humor, over, perspective, proof, runs, sweets, temptation, time, weeks

• Want to lose weight for the summer? Don’t worry, just check in your luggage at the airport. You’ll never see those pounds again.

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  1 month ago

  again, airport, check, dieting, humor, just, lose, loss, luggage, never, pounds, summer, travel, want, weight, weight loss, worry

• I need to social distance with the refrigerator so I can flatten my curve.

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  2 months ago

  curve, dieting, distance, fitness, flatten, flatten curve, food, humor, i, need, pandemic, refrigerator, social, social distance

• I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my keys, phone, temper, and my mind.

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  2 months ago

  dieting, easily, frustration, humor, i, keys, lose, mind, phone, temper, weight, wish

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