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Someone from 🇪🇨 has downloaded:

Standing on a scale and thinking: so much wisdom and inner beauty can’t be light.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has downloaded:

Marriage is 33.3% hiding to eat snacks because you and your spouse are supposed to be on a diet.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has bookmarked:

You haven’t experienced proper anger until you have a sister.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has bookmarked:

Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the last twelve digits of Pi.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has bookmarked:

“Lmao” has survived and even thrived over the years, but its cousin “rofl” has faded into indignity. The cruelty of fate.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has bookmarked:

Good morning to everyone except those who need approval from strangers on the internet.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

All I’m dealing with is broken people. Lord, if I’m a mechanic, please tell me.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

Most meetings end with the conclusion that everything needs to be discussed in another meeting.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

Shaved my entire body for this post, just in case.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has shared:

“The engine light is on!” Yeah, that means it’s working.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Jan 2, 2026

3,560

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on TikTok:

Showing up late with an iced coffee is not about poor time management, it’s about knowing how to make an entrance.

Breaking via Threads:

Some people pack their lives so full of activities, appointments and people that I get exhausted just reading about it.

Just landed via Twitch:

So why is it that when Star Trek ‘boldly go where no one has gone before’ they always find someone there?

Just shared via Instagram:

Someone asked me how much I normally spend on a bottle of wine. Answering “usually an hour” wasn’t the right answer. I know this now.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Oh, that gap on my resume is from when I was the architect of my own hell.

Going bananas on YouTube:

My hobbies include sleeping and feeling like I’ve never slept.

Just shared via Telegram:

No one suddenly needs anything more than a kid whose mom has just sat down and gotten comfortable.

Going bananas on Instagram:

I always imagined WWIII would be Earth vs. aliens.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

I lost my appetite for doing work. If you find it, you can keep it.

Making waves on Threads:

I just need a day between everyday… to recover from the day before… just so I can prepare for the day coming.

Funny directions quotes

Funny directions quotes 🚗😂 turn everyday navigation into a hilarious adventure! Whether you’re hopeless with maps or just love a good laugh while finding your way, these witty gems will have you smiling through every wrong turn and unexpected detour. Ready to get lost in humor and never take directions too seriously again? Let’s dive into some side-splitting guidance that proves getting anywhere can be pure fun! 🗺️🤣✨

New funny directions quotes 👇

Note to self: just because it’s in the map app’s directions, doesn’t mean the road is paved.

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2 months ago

advice, apps, directions, humor, just, map, mean, note, paved, road, self, travel
When someone giving me directions says, “You can’t miss it,” I would love to tell them just how wrong they were if I could find my way back to them.

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2 months ago

back, confusion, directions, giving, humor, i, irony, just, lost, love, me, miscommunication, miss, navigation, someone, tell, travel, wrong
Dear predictive text, I am tired of sending people “Thanksgiving” when they send me a recipe or directions.

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2 months ago

am, communication, directions, frustration, humor, i, me, people, predictive, predictive text, recipe, send, technology, text, Thanksgiving, tired
When people give me directions and they’re like “you can’t miss it,” I’m like, “Oh, you do not know what I’m capable of.”

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2 months ago

capable, directions, give, humor, know, me, miss, navigation, oh, people, self-deprecation
Not to brag but I don’t even need meditation, my mind goes blank the second someone asks me for directions.

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2 months ago

blank, brag, confusion, directions, humor, i, me, meditation, mind, navigation, need, second, someone
Not to brag but I gave someone directions and he made it.

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2 months ago

achievement, brag, directions, humor, i, navigation, someone, success
Sometimes I wonder what happened to the people who asked me for directions.

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2 months ago

confusion, directions, humor, i, irony, lost, me, people, travel, wonder
I love when people start getting filler, and instead of looking younger, it’s just like okay, your face is getting really, really big in all directions.

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3 months ago

aging, appearance, big, cosmetic, directions, face, filler, getting, humor, i, joke, just, looking, love, okay, people, start, younger
The people that ask Grok everything are the same people that follow Google Map directions straight into a lake.

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4 months ago

ask, direction, directions, error, everything, follow, Google, Google Map, grok, humor, lake, map, mistake, navigation, people, same, straight, technology, user, user error
I don’t give people directions. What if no one wants them there?

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5 months ago

advice, directions, give, humor, i, navigation, people, sarcasm, wants

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New Funny Quotes

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Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

Social Media Stars ⭐

54 shares on Twitch this month:

A weekend in a log cabin with a hot tub sounds perfect right now.

75 shares on Discord this month:

The devil is keeping him alive to avoid spending eternity with him in hell.

23 shares on Telegram this month:

If I climbed all the way to the top of Mount Everest and looked up, then I’d finally see the top of our family’s weekly laundry pile.

81 shares on Messenger this month:

I may not know what’s going on, but I also have no idea what’s happening.

98 shares on Telegram this month:

You got a better chance getting chased by a dog than by me.

100 shares on Facebook this month:

I don’t like the person I become when I’m alone in the break room with a box of donuts.

40 shares on Discord this month:

“Have you asked Chat GPT?” Have you lost your mind?

49 shares on Pinterest this month:

Every time my neighbors start moaning, I pause my music to rate the performance.

94 shares on YouTube this month:

I poked your tweet with a stick, hoping it would do something.

85 shares on Pinterest this month:

There are risks you take when camping: severe weather, wild animals, someone bringing an acoustic guitar.

Trending Topics 📁

Hot Jokes 💥

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Bro, did you seriously just forget about Dre?

12 folks are currently checking 👀

I love diss tracks because it’s basically two dudes going, “grr, we hate each other so much we’re going to take turns writing increasingly personalized poetry!”

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Why do they have to make things childproof when I’m still functioning at a kindergarten level of dexterity?

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Life so stupid, I just want a burger and to be held.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

That looks like a problem for someone else.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Relationship status: I’m the only one wearing my hoodies.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Stop checking your phone every minute. No one loves you.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

When the Beatles say, “Come together, right now, over me,” what was that about? Why did they say that?

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Stereotypes are like mass graves. They’re both offensive ways to lump groups of people together.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with you.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,547

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇻🇨 has downloaded:

I’m awake and working. Please respect my privacy during these trying and emotional times.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has viewed:

Was already at my breaking point, and then had to use the authenticator app.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has downloaded:

Becoming an adult was the worst thing I’ve ever done.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has shared:

Please have a seat and witness my self-destruction firsthand.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has viewed:

The best thing about the internet is that you’re never the dumbest one here.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

My worst fear is looking out my window at night, and someone looking right at me.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has copied:

I hate apps that shut off your music when you open them, like how fu*king important do you think you are?

Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

Just remembered why I went upstairs yesterday.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

There should be a special rating system for movies that tells you how uncomfortable you’ll be if you watch them with your parents.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has copied:

I’m at the age where, if you ask me to go out after 9 p.m., I’m definitely not coming.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Messenger:

It is a shame that nothing is built in America anymore. I just bought a TV that said: “Built in Antenna”. I don’t even know where that is.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

A man messaged me on Insta and said, “You are not looking bad.” This might be the one, y’all.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Next month is May. May all the money come to me.

Shared recently on Facebook:

If she forgives you, then 30 minutes later comes back mad again: that means she told her friends in her group chat, and the board of directors did not agree.

Making waves on Facebook:

Of course I stay hydrated. Carbohydrated.

Just landed via Pinterest:

My DMs are always open if you want to talk to yourself.

Making waves on YouTube:

Santa doesn’t check the naughty list anymore, he just checks social media.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I’m awake and working. Please respect my privacy during these trying and emotional times.

Making waves on Messenger:

Studies show young people are having less sex than previous generations. I knew I was ahead of my time.

Going viral on X:

Welcome to your 40s, you now don’t understand a single word anyone under 25 is saying.

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