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Funny directions quotes

Note to self: just because it’s in the map app’s directions, doesn’t mean the road is paved.

3 months ago

When someone giving me directions says, “You can’t miss it,” I would love to tell them just how wrong they were if I could find my way back to them.

3 months ago

Dear predictive text, I am tired of sending people “Thanksgiving” when they send me a recipe or directions.

3 months ago

When people give me directions and they’re like “you can’t miss it,” I’m like, “Oh, you do not know what I’m capable of.”

3 months ago

Not to brag but I don’t even need meditation, my mind goes blank the second someone asks me for directions.

3 months ago

Not to brag but I gave someone directions and he made it.

3 months ago

Sometimes I wonder what happened to the people who asked me for directions.

3 months ago