Dear predictive text, I am tired of sending people “Thanksgiving” when they send me a recipe or directions. Posted on19 hours ago
When people give me directions and they’re like “you can’t miss it,” I’m like, “Oh, you do not know what I’m capable of.” Posted on1 day ago
Not to brag but I don’t even need meditation, my mind goes blank the second someone asks me for directions. Posted on3 days ago