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One minute you’re young and wild, the next minute you’re into air fryers.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has downloaded:

So sad. Elvis died before he could see the Lego movie. He woulda been like, ‘Mama, those blocks are movin’ and shakin.’

Someone from 🇱🇻 has copied:

My kids asked me what games I used to play on my iPad as a kid. I told them I used to speak into a fan to sound like a robot.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has copied:

Being a dinosaur sounds kinda nice. No bills, no work, just extinct.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has viewed:

Sometimes I can’t tell if I’m in preschool or school… Oh wait, I’m at work.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has downloaded:

There’s a cougar warning in my neighborhood, but apparently it’s just a big cat. I bought a case of wine coolers for nothing.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has bookmarked:

I’m too lazy to be a superhero. If I had laser eyes, I’d probably just use them to heat soup or something.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has downloaded:

You can tell a lot about someone by the stuff you make up in your head about them.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has viewed:

Don’t blame the alcohol. You were an idiot before you started drinking.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

I have found that there is usually a lot of day left at the end of my patience.

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Just landed via Telegram:

Everyone who dramatically ‘quits’ social media is back in 48 hours like it was just a trial separation.

Seen just now on Facebook:

True romantics have made peace with the possibility of lifelong solitude.

Trending via Threads:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but I think people who say ‘I don’t know who needs to hear this’ know exactly who needed to hear it.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I don’t like how monkeys have taken ownership of the whole banana thing. I bet I like bananas almost as much as they do.

Trending via WeChat:

Gardeners are the only people who willingly go outside to get dirty, sweaty, bitten, and sunburned… and call it “relaxing”.

Spotted on WeChat:

Everyone else time traveling: Preventing wars or the spread of disease. Me: Buying multiple pairs of my favorite shoes they’ve stopped making.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I like how my fridge also hums when it’s trying to concentrate.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Not having to bring my backpack to the last day of elementary school was the last time I truly felt free.

Broadcasted on Threads:

Every time I want to use a big word that I just know the meaning of, I Google it first, just in case.

Seen just now on WeChat:

They should invent a weekend that goes by slowly.

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94 shares on Threads this month:

I’m at the age when riding around town, I say, “When did they build that?”

59 shares on X this month:

The word ‘stan’ comes from the Eminem song “Stan” which is about one of his obsessed fans. What if Eminem named the fan ‘Dennis’? We could be saying, “I dennis Beyonce.”

10 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Wrapping gifts on the floor after 50: 1% holiday spirit, 99% figuring out how to stand up without calling for help.

59 shares on Telegram this month:

“It’s been a long week!” Me, on a Tuesday.

80 shares on YouTube this month:

Me: This is my favorite. I would like to buy this exact same item of clothing again. The fashion industry: No.

34 shares on Messenger this month:

I remember when asking someone if they were on X meant something completely different.

38 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m not a perfectionist. I’m more of a good-enoughist.

47 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Good morning. May your day be as beautiful as I am.

42 shares on Pinterest this month:

Cheating on an exam by memorizing all the content beforehand so I can easily answer the questions.

69 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m not saying I’m messy, but if Copperfield knew what I can make disappear, he’d be jealous.

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If the only person you’re competing with is yourself, how could you lose?

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Sex before marriage is a sin unless you do it doggy style, because all dogs go to heaven. Follow me for more biblical loopholes.

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Who is praying on my downfall right now and can you stop?

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It’s interesting growing up and learning that most adults are not smart. I had my suspicions as a kid, but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

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Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not working.

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Moose would have been a better name for a cow.

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Lego better be trying to cure child cancer with how much their shit cost.

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What did people do before alarm clocks? Just go to bed like, “Hope I wake up in time for work tomorrow.”

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Do you think they’re called cough drops because when you cough really hard they drop out of your mouth onto the floor?

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Distance is my jam; solitude is my peanut butter.

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Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

Nobody supports you like that one internet friend you’ve never met.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has shared:

Just said “shitted feet” instead of “fitted sheet” in front of my my son and his friends. If you need me, I’ll be in the closet.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has copied:

Scared to go on dates, cause what if I find the one and never be able to be single again.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has copied:

I support Bluesky in theory, but in practice, it’s like a JRPG with no bad guys.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

The secret to work life balance is generational wealth.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

They say you should dress for the job you want then send you home as “the stormtrooper suit is not appropriate work attire”.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

Many men also have a walk-in closet. For them, it’s just called a floor.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

Her heart is a combination of wildflowers and wildfires, delicate, yet so fierce.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has viewed:

People singing Happy Birthday to you feels like a real-life unskippable ad.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has bookmarked:

There are a 100 billions nerves in the human body, and there are people who have the ability to irritate all of them.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on YouTube:

“Be the bigger person” sounds too much like “accept the disrespect”.

Seen just now on WeChat:

My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can’t sleep.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

No revenge, but I hope you stutter every time you try to dirty talk with someone.

Trending via Telegram:

Who the hell keeps letting it be Monday again?

Just landed via Messenger:

I tiptoe near my medicine cabinet because I don’t want to wake my sleeping pills.

Seen just now on Discord:

My favorite exercise is a combination of a lunge and a crunch. It’s called lunch.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

It’d be nice if my bank account filled up as quickly as my laundry basket.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Going from “I can fix her” to “I don’t care if she lives or dies” in the same beer.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Got too drunk in the Vietnamese restaurant last night, they said I can never go back. They banh mi.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I caught your husband cheating on you at an Alanis concert, and thought you, you, you oughta know.

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