122 Funny doing quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Looking for someone whose favorite thing to do is nothing. No hiking. No adventure. Just bed rot.

  Commentary:
  "Seeking a partner in crime for the ultimate lazy duet! 🛌💤 No high-energy shenanigans here, just two peas in a pod embracing the beauty of inactivity. Who needs hiking when you can have bed rot, right? 😂 #LazyGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Imagine hating me and I’m just over here doing an epic air-drum solo to ‘In The Air Tonight’.

  Commentary:
  🥁💥 Just drumming away the haters like Phil Collins drums through that iconic drum break in 'In The Air Tonight'! 🥁🎶 Who needs negativity when you've got killer air-drumming skills to show off, right? 😉 Keep rockin' it, and don't let the haters stop your epic solo! 🤘 #DrummingThroughTheDrama

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Clearly I’m not doing Dry January unless you mean sense of humor.

  Commentary:
  "Clearly I'm not doing Dry January unless you mean sense of humor! 🍷😂 Who needs a sober month when laughter is the best medicine? Cheers to keeping our spirits high and our jokes flowing! 🥂😜 #DrySenseOfHumor"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: IKEA products should be cheaper, I’m doing all the work here. It’s like ordering takeout food and still having to cook it when it arrives.

  Commentary:
  "IKEA should pay us for the DIY workout we get assembling their furniture! 💪🔧 It's like a puzzle with a side of sweat equity – where's my discount for all this effort?! 🛋️🍳 #DIYstruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Someone asked me what my hobby was and I realized that my favorite hobby is doing absolutely nothing.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the exquisite art of productive idleness! 🤹‍♂️ Embracing the Zen master within while also mastering the skill of couch potato-ing. 🥔💤 Who knew that the most fulfilling hobby could be found in the magnificent abyss of nothingness? Time well spent doing… nothing! 🌟 #MasterOfInaction

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  5 months ago

  Share →: What doesn’t kill you will text you in 5 months to ask “What are you doing?”

  Commentary:
  "Surviving a near-death experience is one thing, but dodging a 'Hey, stranger!' text 5 months later? That takes true resilience and a good block button! 😂📱 #JustSurvivorThings"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I hope the babies I was born with at the hospital are doing good.

  Commentary:
  "Last time I saw them, they were napping like pros and dominating the nursery crib scene. 🍼💤 Hope they're still rocking those tiny booties and spreading joy wherever they go! 👶😂 #HospitalSquadGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you’re doing Dry January, please, please, keep it to yourself. Nobody cares, and you’re probably even more boring without alcohol.

  Commentary:
  "Let's cheers to those brave souls taking on Dry January! 🥂 Just remember, a sober socialite is like a unicorn – rarely seen and possibly mythical. 🦄 #DryJanuaryDrama"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My New Years resolutions are to do some things, and stop doing some other things.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, the perfect balance of productivity and procrastination 🎉😅 Here's to a year of hopeful intentions and inevitable distractions! #NewYearSameMe"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I generally don’t know what the hell I’m doing, but I’m really good at it.

  Commentary:
  "Life's about winging it like a pro! 🤷‍♂️🌟 Who needs GPS when you've got natural talent in the art of 'fake it till you make it'? 😄 Keep on pretending like you know what you're doing, and maybe one day you'll actually figure it out… or not! 🤣 #ConfidentlyClueless"

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