90 Funny early quotes

• Have an early flight tomorrow, so naturally I’m going to stay up late tonight and be weird in my room.

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• At my age, getting up early just means that I had to go pee, and I couldn’t hold it anymore.

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• If my cats are going to insist upon me getting up early, they’re going to have to learn how to make coffee.

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• Get a puppy if you are in the market for a best friend who gets you up early so she can bite you excitedly.

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• A worm is a pretty disappointing prize for getting up early, if you ask me.

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• The older I get, the earlier it gets late.

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• Humanity was engineered as a biological weapon but left abandoned early in its development.

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• People in their late 20s and early 30s are like “this is my emotional support trip to Japan.”

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• You can be anything. Be the person who ends the meeting early.

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• Going to bed early is easy, going to sleep early is a whole other set of problems.

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  bed, bedtime, bedtime routine, bedtime struggle, difficulty, early, easy, going, problem, problems, routine, set, sleep, sleep difficulty, sleep problem, struggle, whole

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