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Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

“Are you busy tomorrow?” That entirely depends on what you need me to do.

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I started my diet 2 hours ago, I’m glad that’s over.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has viewed:

Pornhub be like “Your phone got a virus,” bro, just play the bloody video.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has downloaded:

My morning routine is basically just me convincing myself not to go back to bed.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has viewed:

Frodo is a beautiful name for a boy. Has a ring to it.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

Don’t worry, I’m only dead inside from the waist up.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has bookmarked:

An Advent Calendar for adults but behind every door is a different kind of anxiety medication.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has bookmarked:

I know how to use an abacus as a tambourine.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

I think it’s time we acknowledged how incredibly stupid most super wealthy people are.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

I wish I was a cat. No bills, no job, just meow, meow.

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Seen just now on Telegram:

If only my bank balance was as high as my daily calorie intake.

Going viral on Facebook:

The two most popular things to do on the internet are arguing about politics and looking at naked people. Million dollar website idea: combine both — naked people arguing about politics.

Just shared via Telegram:

Garlic bread is my therapist now.

Making waves on Telegram:

My favorite 90s skill: Uninstalling my car stereo and hiding it in my glove box in under 15 seconds.

Seen just now on Twitch:

“Made with love,” means I licked the spoon and kept using it.

Just landed via Discord:

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.

Seen just now on X:

I’m at the age where the first thing I do when I get somewhere is look for a place to sit.

Making waves on Telegram:

The pain of watching a movie with someone who talks a lot.

Spreading quickly via X:

If you ever need me, call me any time, day or night, and I’ll return your call when I get around to it.

Making waves on Facebook:

Nobody is busier than a woman who isn’t into you.

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2 months ago
Share →: No more relationships for me, the last one was an embarrassment to my gangsta.

Commentary:
"When your heart says 'ride or die,' but your brain says 'hide or cry' 😂💔👊"
2 months ago
Share →: You look like the type of person that would fart in bed and Dutch Oven yourself.

Commentary:
"Why stop at just cooking breakfast when you can be the breakfast burrito too? 🌬️🌯😅"
2 months ago
Share →: The lion does not concern himself with the few small drops of pee that got on his boxers at the urinal even after he did a few shakes to be sure.

Commentary:
🦁 "When you're the king of the jungle, a little sprinkle is just extra seasoning! 👑💦"
3 months ago
Share →: I fear one day I’ll see one of my posts marked as an “Exhibit A”

Commentary:
"Just hope Exhibit B is my cat memes 😂📚🐱"
3 months ago
Share →: May he drop his phone on his face while he’s texting other girls.

Commentary:
"Sending him wishes for gravity to work overtime! 📱💥😂 #KarmaInAction"
3 months ago
Share →: Weird. I’m the only one naked at this gender reveal party.

Commentary:
"Guess I misunderstood the 'bare' essentials for this party! 🙈🎉👶"
3 months ago
Share →: Holding this fart in feels like I’m pregnant with a dinosaur.

Commentary:
"When life hands you a meteor, give birth to a T-Rex! 🦖💨😂"
3 months ago
Share →: I haven’t had sex in so long, I forgot how to moan, what if I mess up and bark?

Commentary:
"Guess it's time to learn puppy love all over again! 🐶😂 #BarkInsteadOfBite"
4 months ago
Share →: Hearing my voice in recording makes me wanna apologize to every person I talked to.

Commentary:
"Listening to my own voice in a recording has me reconsidering my life choices and contemplating issuing a blanket apology to everyone who's ever heard me speak… 🙉😅 #SorryNotSorry"
4 months ago
Share →: I hate it when I go to hug someone sexy and hit my head on the mirror.

Commentary:
😂🙈 Mirror: 1, Me: 0! Looks like that mirror got more action than I did! Who knew getting cozy with your reflection could be so hazardous? Maybe next time, wear a helmet for those steamy encounters! #SelfLoveGoneWrong

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Someone from 🇧🇪 has shared:

My wife almost fell down the stairs today and that got us into a heated argument whether my gasp was out of concern or excitement.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has downloaded:

How is a plant not able to handle direct sunlight? You’re from outside.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

My car spider built a web across my steering wheel and now I can’t go anywhere.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

Bro, you’re not allowed anymore to have your tongue drop out of your mouth and form a stair case when you see my wife.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

Normalize saying, “I’m not informed enough to have an opinion on the matter.”

Someone from 🇲🇳 has bookmarked:

The key to a healthy relationship is taking turns being the sad one.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

Not to brag, but I can trip over things that aren’t even there!

Someone from 🇪🇸 has copied:

Don’t donate your plasma. It’s a big scam, and they’re just using it to make TVs.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

Laying in a hammock is essentially saying, “I hope there are no emergencies.”

Someone from 🇫🇲 has downloaded:

At the plastic surgeon: Please, Doc, help me. My Barbie doll has appendicitis.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Snapchat:

This heat made me realize I won’t survive in hell, I gotta change.

Spotted on Telegram:

A chocolate advent calendar is a test of restraint that I simply do not have.

Live now on Threads:

I visited my doctor today. He told me my sugar was too high. So I came home and moved it to a lower shelf.

Spotted on WeChat:

I tried meowing back at the cat to show him I was making an effort, but he just switched to English.

Just landed via Instagram:

If you’re going to text your boss that you’re an hour late, make sure you end with, “I’m bringing you a ham and cheese croissant.”

Spotted on Threads:

Japan’s greatest tragedy is having the world’s best toilets and no Mexican food. What’s the point of owning a Ferrari if you never take it to the track?

Breaking via Threads:

Pretty sure I need to go back to bed and sleep for 3 days.

Just shared via Messenger:

Most people don’t listen at all, they just wait until they can continue talking.

Spotted on TikTok:

Hello, boyfriend? It’s me, girlfriend, from dating?

Live now on LinkedIn:

Welcome to your 40’s. You now have a favorite vegetable peeler.

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