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Do you also watch porn until the end to see if they end up getting married?

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Not to brag, but I skipped my mid-life crisis and went straight to cranky old man.

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I just need to lie down for a couple of years.

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Digging my own grave, because I gotta do everything around here.

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What happened to my ankles tonight mosquitologically can never happen again.

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“Stop talking about old drama!” God forbid a girl and her bestie enjoy their history lessons.

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The secret to a good marriage is that it’s all about give and take. Giving each other frequent back rubs and ordering lots of takeout.

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When I was a child, my social network was called ‘outside’.

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Girl math is crying for two hours and then realizing it wasn’t that deep.

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People always tell me I’d be “late to my own funeral” like it’s a bad thing. They’d be lucky if I even showed up to that depressing shit.

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Christmas decor isn’t meant to be sleek and minimalist, it is supposed to look like joy threw up in your house.

Trending via Slack:

Are you even a parent if you’ve never carried your child out of a store sideways like a surfboard?

Freshly posted on X:

Way too many low IQ conspiracy theories floating around. Give me high IQ conspiracy theories.

Reported on LinkedIn:

When the grocery store moves the aisles around, you should be able to call the cops.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

I forgot to take my meds so I’m looking forward to joining the squirrels in the tree to talk politics.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Grant me the supernatural ability to change the things I cannot accept.

Going viral on Threads:

I hope you all get laid soon, for your own mental health.

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The bad news is there was a lot of turbulence on my flight this morning. The good news is my phone counted it as steps.

Making waves on WeChat:

Alexa, turn off the planet.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Sometimes you just gotta say LOL and move on.

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44 Funny emotional quotes

Funny emotional quotes 😂🎭 are the perfect blend of laughter and heartfelt moments, offering a delightful rollercoaster of feelings. They capture life’s quirks with a wink and a nudge, sprinkling humor on even the heaviest hearts. Ready to giggle and get misty-eyed? 🥲✨ These gems remind us that emotions are a wild ride, best enjoyed with a side of laughter. Dive in and let the hilarity and heartfelt vibes brighten your day! 🌟🤣

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Share →: Death cannot harm me more than you have harmed me, my beloved life.

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Well, life's been throwing curveballs like it's trying to win the World Series! ⚾💔😂
5 days ago
Share →: When you’re sad, find two equally sad friends and form a cryangle.

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Forming a cryangle: where misery loves company and geometry gets emotional 😂🔺💧
6 days ago
Share →: Just because I loved you at one point doesn’t mean I will always love you. I’m not Whitney Houston.

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Guess I'll save my greatest love for karaoke night! 🎤😂
6 days ago
Share →: People who listen to their sad playlist when they’re happy are a different breed of unstable.

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Adding some extra seasoning to their happiness with a sprinkle of tears 😂🎶💦
6 days ago
Share →: The final stage of being single is when you listen to a love song and no one comes to mind; at that point, you’ve achieved absolute singularity.

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Achieving absolute singularity: when you and your countless imaginary cats star in your love song playlist 🎶🐱😂
6 days ago
Share →: Watched Titanic for the 14th time. Still sobbing. Still yelling, “SCOOT OVER, COW!” like it’ll change the ending.

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Still convinced Rose was just practicing her planking skills. 🚢😢🛳️ #SaveJack
1 week ago
Share →: I like how people say “manage your depression,” like it’s a stock portfolio, but you’re heavily invested in sadness.

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Trying to diversify my emotional investments, but sadness keeps yielding high returns! 📉😂🔄
1 week ago
Share →: Forced to say “it’s okay” instead of throwing a chair at them.

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When you channel your inner Zen master instead of your inner WWE wrestler 😂🪑💫
1 week ago
Share →: Gollum is like, “Actually, this is my emotional support precious.”

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When your therapist says "find a support pet," and you take it way too literally 😂💍 #ProtectThePrecious
1 week ago
Share →: Feelings are like children. You don’t want them driving the car, but you shouldn’t stuff them in the trunk either.

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"Steering the wheel is for grown-ups, but at least the backseat is a safe space! 😂🚗🧸"

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Someone from 🇲🇹 has viewed:

Can I do better? Yes. Will I do better? Probably not.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

My boyfriend is mad at me because I keep replying with a fire extinguisher emoji to every girl that comments with a flame emoji on his pictures.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

There I was, quietly reliving my dream of having my own house, when suddenly I was attacked by insane prices.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has downloaded:

Why, as a hair, would you even wanna be ingrown. Like why are you doing that?

Someone from 🇺🇬 has bookmarked:

This is a horrible time in history to be a decent human being.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has viewed:

My personal brand is being the guest at a wedding who can’t dance but puts in a noticeable effort.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

I put the “pro” in procrastinate.

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This year felt like being awake during surgery.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has downloaded:

At the grocery store, but forgot my wife’s list so I guess I’ll just follow this other guy around and get what he gets.

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Just landed via Twitch:

Talking to animals doesn’t make you crazy, hearing them talk back does.

Going viral on Twitch:

When I say I’m tired, the “of people” is silent.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Intermittent fasting is how I drive, not how I eat.

Live now on Messenger:

The best part about getting added to a group chat is leaving two weeks later.

Just landed via Threads:

Sometimes I look deep into my colleagues’ eyes to check if you really can’t see the back of their skulls.

Going viral on Discord:

If I was a microplastic, I would simply not go in the ocean or anyone’s mouth.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

If an ice cream truck has its music on, are you supposed to pull over and let it pass like an ambulance?

Trending via TikTok:

The thing about sleep is that I’d like to get some of it.

Breaking via Messenger:

I hate when I accidentally blow all of my leaves into my neighbor’s yard.

Shared recently on Messenger:

When my husband says, “Let me ask my wife,” he’s just using me as an excuse to get out of whatever you’re asking him to do.

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