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Opening up to a woman is like talking to the police, anything you say can and will be used against you.

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Deleting tweets like a writer who burns his manuscripts.

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As an academic, I sometimes dream about writing fiction instead, and then I remember grant proposals.

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Born to be quiet and mysterious, forced to yap whenever I get the chance.

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Old age is like a glorious, extended long weekend, but you always know Monday’s coming.

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Made it to Friday, but at what cost? Monday is literally in 20 minutes.

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Notice how you don’t catch me in public, it’s because i’m not real.

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That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don’t know whether to get dressed or fake an illness.

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Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed over their chest because of the belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

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There’s going to be a full moon this Christmas! Because mixing family and alcohol together wasn’t enough…

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Whoever removed the 30th and 31st from February, come get the 14th too.

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To everyone who wrote “stay cool” in my year book, I have some devastating news.

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You should be able to donate somebody else’s body to science.

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Even a broken shrimp fries rice twice a day.

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Babymaking music but it’s the Benny Hill theme song.

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I’m gonna start cursing people out but with biblical phrases like I hope your crops wither and bear no fruit and the ravens eat your mustard seeds.

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I’m nervous that my diet pill will stick in my throat, so I usually eat a few cookies after to help push it down.

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Me, as a vampire: Tell me, mortal, have you had any alcohol in the last 24 hours?

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My summer body is just my winter body with better lighting.

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Going down a rabbit hole if anyone wants anything.

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Trying to decide what to burn for dinner, so I can order pizza.

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Hate when anxiety gives me stomach problems. Like, baby, you are supposed to be a mental disorder, please stay in your line.

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To all the people with grammatical issues, don’t worry, I also have problems with badly timed periods.

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With all the fake information out there, I refuse to believe scales or mirrors.

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My reality check bounced, guess I’ll have to stay insane for the time being.

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I don’t want to “act young”. I just can’t be as “grown up” as others my age.

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If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?

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The only reason I haven’t gone crazy yet is because I’m just too lazy.

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Not now, I’m busy doing tax crimes on my abacus.

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I have a huge to-do list, I just have to figure out who’s gonna do it.

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My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.

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Best lie you heard was eat all your food so you can be big and strong. Now look at you. Just big.

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I accidentally poured vodka on my orange juice this morning. Twice.

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There’s something about Dracula I just don’t trust.

Making waves on Twitch:

If you don’t like sports, you are missing a whole world of easy-going conversations with complete strangers.

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I’m done with dating sites and am now only focusing on food delivery people. They have a job, a car, and most importantly food.

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Every time a Taco Bell rings, an angel gets diarrhea.

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Tried counting sheep, but now I’m emotionally invested in their backstories and I think one might need therapy.

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Curly fries are my favorite as they’re salty and spiraling, like me.

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That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, begging for my cat’s attention.

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