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79 Funny exaggeration quotes

Funny exaggeration quotes 😂 are like a rollercoaster of words, taking you on a whimsical ride 🎢 where reality meets hilarity! Dive into this playful world where everyday situations get a comical twist, making mountains out of molehills 🏔️🐾 just for giggles. Perfect for those who love to stretch the truth like elastic, these quotes add a splash of humor to your day and leave you grinning from ear to ear 😄.

Imagine if we had to worry about dinosaurs too, on top of everything else.

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I can do a lot of things, but listening to someone chew is not one of them.

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Every day, I go to work and draw a little tick on everyone who didn’t say goodbye to me the day before.

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I’m not exaggerating when I say, if I ever clogged a toilet at work, I would immediately quit, change my name, and then move to a different city.

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I love hard, but I stupid harder.

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If I go missing and you put my weight on that poster, I swear I’m not coming back.

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I have a man cold. Goodbye, world. Tell my story.

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My phone charger is lying in another room. HELP.

2 months ago2 months ago

Turns out my superpower is the ability to go into incredible detail in completely the wrong direction.

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If you only watched reality TV dating shows, you would probably estimate the number of people who work in medical device sales in the United States to be approximately 80,000,000.

2 months ago2 months ago

I wish every day had 30,000 hours, and that I had unlimited Adderall and was unemployed.

2 months ago2 months ago

This body is a temple; I suicide bomb every day.

3 months ago3 months ago

Absolutely destroyed my bed last night… I cuddled those covers so hard.

3 months ago3 months ago

If you say something while exhaling smoke, it is 10 times more profound.

3 months ago3 months ago

I need a leaf blower, but for people.

3 months ago3 months ago

I may join the cicadas this summer and just scream for six weeks straight.

3 months ago3 months ago

Stretching my back isn’t enough; I need to take out my spine and wring it out like a towel.

3 months ago3 months ago

Instead of those cute mini pizzas, they should invent gigantic ones that take four people to carry.

4 months ago4 months ago

I’ve worn oversized T-shirts so much that I suffocate if I wear one that actually fits.

4 months ago4 months ago

I deserve a dragon after all I’ve been through.

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