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I’ve worn oversized T-shirts so much that I suffocate if I wear one that actually fits.
While a leaf blower is a close second, my preferred cleaner is a flamethrower.
According to the amount of bacon I just cooked. I’m a family of 8.
This time last night, there was a spider so big in my bathroom it put me under a glass on a postcard and carried me out.
If you live in the same hemisphere as me, you’ve probably already heard me sneeze.

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1 month ago
Share →: It’s so hot, ice bears are opening lemonade stands.

Commentary:
"Forget polar bears, it's time for 'polaresque' refreshment with a touch of citrus! 🍋🐻❄️"
1 month ago
Share →: “Too much garlic”? What’s next? Too much love? Too much desire?

Commentary:
"Too much garlic? Nah, that's just spicy love in the kitchen! 🧄💖🔥 #GarlicGoals"
1 month ago
Share →: I am staying up till a million o’clock tonight.

Commentary:
"Living on 'planet no bedtime' where clocks have no curfew! 😴⏰🚀"
1 month ago
Share →: I’m sorry for setting the impossible standards that the rest of you try to live up to.

Commentary:
"Hey, I never asked for VIP access to your overachiever's club! 😅🥇✨"
2 months ago
Share →: Stretching is not enough. I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.

Commentary:
I don’t need yoga—I need to be linguine’d back to life 🍝🌀😩
2 months ago
Share →: I would only enjoy the Met Gala if at the end of that runway they all walked into a volcano.

Commentary:
Now that’s camp—serving looks and getting sacrificed to the fashion gods 🔥👠🌋
2 months ago
Share →: When I say “the other day”, it can be anytime between yesterday and my birth.

Commentary:
Ah, the infamous "other day" — basically the RSVP of time references! 🎉🗓️ It's like saying "soon" or "let’s do it sometime," which really means "whenever I remember or feel like it." 😂 So next time someone drops the "other day" bomb, just prepare for a timeline that stretches from yesterday to the dawn of humanity! 🕰️⏳ Talk about a flexible schedule!
2 months ago
Share →: Terrifying if true: Her eyes lighting up a room.

Commentary:
"Terrifying if true: Her eyes lighting up a room. 🔥👀 Better wear sunglasses just in case! 😎😂"
2 months ago
Share →: I’m going to die from jealousy one day.

Commentary:
"Oh, don't worry, jealousy may be deadly but it's not the leading cause of death just yet! 😂 Just remember, comparison is the thief of joy! 🙅‍♂️💀"
3 months ago
Share →: Back in my day, we had to walk to the TV to change the channel. Uphill, both ways!

Commentary:
Ah, the good ol' days of TV aerobics! 💪📺 Those were the times when remote controls were our own two feet, and the ultimate challenge was trying to find the perfect spot for that perfect reception! 🚶‍♂️📡 Let's just say, we've come a long way since the days of channel-surfing marathons and accidental exercise routines! 😂 #ThrowbackTech #TVFitnessGoals 🚶‍