157 Funny expectations quotes

• No one is more stressed than someone who has seen their potential and knows they aren’t living up to it.

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• Guys will say, “I know a spot,” and then take you on a downward spiral.

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• If only men knew the power “I made reservations, I’ll pick you up at 7” held instead of “I don’t know, whatever you wanna do.”

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• Girls expect handwritten letters from guys who copy birthday wishes from ChatGPT.

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• Me, having zero balance in my account, viewing houses worth 10 million, and being like, “No, I don’t like the kitchen.”

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  2 months ago

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• “Dating pool” is incredibly optimistic. More like dating drainage.

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• I really thought adulthood would be 50% freedom and 50% fun. Turns out it’s 100% bills.

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• Men used to build castles for women they love, but now they think replying on time is too much effort.

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  2 months ago

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• I hate when people ask me what I’m doing tomorrow, I don’t even know what I’m doing today.

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• I hate it when I imagine how a conversation will go and then in the actual conversation the person goes off script. That’s not your line, man.

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