46 Funny eyes quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Having seductive eyes is not for the weak. I feel like Medusa.

  Commentary:
  "With these eyes, turning heads (and bodies) into stone—Medusa's got nothing on me! 😎👀🐍"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: People don’t have demonically glowing red eyes in photographs like they used to.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the good old days when red-eyed demons were a common photographic occurrence! 👀👹 Now it seems they've upgraded to a more subtle, human-friendly glow. 📸✨ Keep your eyes peeled for any unexpected flashes of demonic red in your next group photo!

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Terrifying if true: Her eyes lighting up a room.

  Commentary:
  "Terrifying if true: Her eyes lighting up a room. 🔥👀 Better wear sunglasses just in case! 😎😂"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Those eyes ain’t gonna roll itself, let me help you.

  Commentary:
  "Can't waste time waiting for those eyes to roll on their own! ⏳ Let me offer my expert eye-roll assistance! 👀💁‍♂️"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: That awkward moment, when all eyes are on the bride, but your son is the groom.

  Commentary:
  🤵👀👰 The classic case of motherly mixed feelings — caught between being proud of your son and feeling slightly overlooked at the same time! Don't worry, Mom, you still hold a special place in his heart. Just remember, all eyes might be on the bride, but your son will always be your little boy! 💕 #MotherOfTheGroomDilemma

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Do you ever look into your cats eyes and realize that a person is inside there?

  Commentary:
  "Every time I look into my cat's eyes, I can't help but wonder if he's secretly plotting to take over the world with his purr-fect plan 😼🌎 #CatConspiracy"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: My superpower? I can look you right in the eyes while you’re talking and not hear a single word you said.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the incredible superpower of selective hearing! 🙉💥 Who needs invisibility when you can tune out like a pro? 😄 Next stop, the superhero Hall of 'Conversations I Pretended to Follow'! 💬🚶‍♂️"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Getting up early would be easier if we could keep our eyes closed.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine the efficiency of sleeping while getting ready for the day! 😴⏰ Who needs coffee when you can multitask sleeping and morning routine like a pro? 😂 #SleepyNinja"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I may have bags under my eyes, but they’re Versace.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs beauty sleep when you can have designer eye bags? 💁‍♀️✨ Going for that high fashion insomnia look! 😂 #VersaceGoals"

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  Jan 28, 2025

  Share →: I make her eyes roll back. Not in bed though. I’m just annoying.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the fine art of rolling eyes – some achieve it through romance, others through sheer annoyance. It's all about perspective 😂👀 #EyeRollingExpert"

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