40 Funny eyes quotes

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  View →: The only thing longer than the opening ceremony of the Olympics is the opening ceremony of my eyes in the morning.
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  View →: Nothing is riskier than closing your eyes again in the morning for that extra minute of sleep.
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  View →: Behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this scenario.
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  5 months ago

  View →: We’d never met, or even spoken, but I could tell just from gazing into her pale blue eyes I had stepped on her toe.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I keep my eyes in great shape by rolling them constantly.
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  5 months ago

  View →: My whole life just flashed before my eyes and there was way too much pizza.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I learned that when dogs lean against you it’s their version of hugging and now every time my dog leans against me my eyes start leaking.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Sorry boys, but I’ve already got my eyes on a guy who’s not interested.

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