Funny Facetime quotes

Funny Facetime quotes bring all the laughs 😂 and awkward moments 🤪 right to your screen! Whether you’re catching up with friends or dodging a serious convo, these witty lines add extra sparkle ✨ to your video chats. Ready to turn your next Facetime into a giggle fest? Let’s dive into some hilarious vibes that make every call unforgettable! 📱🤣

Seeing yourself on a FaceTime screenshot really humbles you.

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Accidental potato sighting during FaceTime call, feeling super relatable, and might need therapy 😂📸🥔

Before you just FaceTime me randomly, please don’t.

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Sure, I'll pick up your call, but my face might still be in sleep mode! 😴📞👀

Nephew showed me his toys on FaceTime, and I had no toys to show him back. Humiliating.

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When your toy game isn't strong enough for the virtual playdate 😂🧸📱

The thief who stole my iPhone could face time.

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Looks like the thief found themselves in a tech-tastrophe ⏰🤦‍♂️📱

FaceTiming me is for platinum members only.

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"Sorry, my FaceTime is booked solid with goldfish therapy sessions. 🐠💼💎"

I do not like FaceTime unless we’re best friends or I’m in love with you.

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Haha, so you're saying FaceTime's like a VIP club? 😄📱💘 Better be on that exclusive list!

Making a grown man kiss his camera on Facetime.

Commentary:
"Ah yes, the modern ritual of making grown men pucker up for a steamy smooch with their trusty camera on Facetime 📸💋. Who needs cupid's arrow when technology can make hearts flutter at the touch of a button? #CameraKisses"

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Funny Facetime quotes

Seeing yourself on a FaceTime screenshot really humbles you.

The thief who stole my iPhone could face time.

Making a grown man kiss his camera on Facetime.