Funny Facetime quotes

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  2 days ago

  Share →: FaceTiming me is for platinum members only.

  Commentary:
  "Sorry, my FaceTime is booked solid with goldfish therapy sessions. 🐠💼💎"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I do not like FaceTime unless we’re best friends or I’m in love with you.

  Commentary:
  Haha, so you're saying FaceTime's like a VIP club? 😄📱💘 Better be on that exclusive list!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Making a grown man kiss his camera on Facetime.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, the modern ritual of making grown men pucker up for a steamy smooch with their trusty camera on Facetime 📸💋. Who needs cupid's arrow when technology can make hearts flutter at the touch of a button? #CameraKisses"

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