39 Funny fast food quotes

• Going to McDonald’s to get the Grinch meal, then going to Burger King to get the Spongebob meal. Then disappearing into the forest for twenty years.

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  4 days ago

  burger, Burger King, childhood, childhood nostalgia, disappearance, disappearing, fast, fast food, food, forest, going, Grinch, Grinch meal, humor, king, McDonald’s, meal, nostalgia, Spongebob, Spongebob meal, twenty

• Whoever salts the fries at McDonald’s needs to come do the roads.

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  3 weeks ago

  complaint, fast, fast food, food, fry, humor, McDonald’s, needs, road, salt, SALTS, seasoning

• McDonald’s needs a 3rd window so you can trade in all the wrong stuff they gave you.

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  1 month ago

  customer, customer service, drive-thru, error, fast, fast food, food, food error, McDonald’s, needs, order, service, stuff, trade, trade-in, window, wrong, wrong order

• I don’t trust anyone who gets enraged over messed-up fast food orders.

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  2 months ago

  anger, anyone, fast, fast food, food, food order, frustration, humor, i, order, over, personality, reaction, trust

• Just got hired at Five Guys as the guy who punches the burger before they put it in the bag.

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  2 months ago

  bag, before, burger, casual, casual joke, fast, fast food, five, Five Guys, food, food service, got, guy, guys, humor, job, joke, just, put, service, workplace

• Every time a Taco Bell rings, an angel gets diarrhea.

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  2 months ago

  angel, bell, diarrhea, every, fast, fast food, food, gastrointestinal, humor, joke, rings, sarcasm, taco, Taco Bell, time

• If McDonald’s sold hot dogs, would you be able to, with a straight face, order a McWiener and tell them to supersize it?

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  2 months ago

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• I love eating fast food and getting big and fat. It’s amazing.

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  2 months ago

  activity, amazing, big, eating, fast, fast food, fat, food, fun, fun activity, getting, humor, i, indulgence, love, overweight, self-deprecating

• You’ve got to question the legitimacy of the Burger Kingdom if Burger King is just handing out crowns to anybody willy-nilly.

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  2 months ago

  burger, Burger King, Burger Kingdom, crown, fast, fast food, food, food humor, got, humor, humor quote, just, king, kingdom, legitimacy, parody, question, satire

• Carefully choosing which wine to pair with a McRib.

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  2 months ago

  carefully, casual, casual dining, choice, dining, fast, fast food, food, food humor, food joke, humor, joke, McRib, pairing, quirky, quirky choice, wine, wine pairing

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