39 Funny fast food quotes

• Who needs therapy when you can just cry in a fast-food parking lot.

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  3 hours ago

  coping, coping mechanism, cry, emotional, emotional release, fast, fast food, food, humor, just, lot, mechanism, needs, parking, parking lot, release, therapy

• “A healthy lifestyle is all about balance,” I say as I drive through Taco Bell after working out.

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  16 hours ago

  after, balance, bell, diet, drive, exercise, fast, fast food, fitness, food, healthy, healthy lifestyle, humor, i, lifestyle, say, taco, Taco Bell, through, working, workout

• The fact it costs $15 to get a basic meal at a fast-food restaurant now is comical.

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  19 hours ago

  basic, comical, cost, costs, dining, fact, fast, fast food, food, humor, inflation, meal, price, restaurant

• My tapeworm is starting a podcast about the McRib.

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  19 hours ago

  fast, fast food, food, humor, McRib, parasite, podcast, starting, tapeworm

• Going to McDonald’s to get the Grinch meal, then going to Burger King to get the Spongebob meal. Then disappearing into the forest for twenty years.

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  4 weeks ago

  burger, Burger King, childhood, childhood nostalgia, disappearance, disappearing, fast, fast food, food, forest, going, Grinch, Grinch meal, humor, king, McDonald’s, meal, nostalgia, Spongebob, Spongebob meal, twenty

• Whoever salts the fries at McDonald’s needs to come do the roads.

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  1 month ago

  complaint, fast, fast food, food, fry, humor, McDonald’s, needs, road, salt, SALTS, seasoning

• McDonald’s needs a 3rd window so you can trade in all the wrong stuff they gave you.

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  2 months ago

  customer, customer service, drive-thru, error, fast, fast food, food, food error, McDonald’s, needs, order, service, stuff, trade, trade-in, window, wrong, wrong order

• I don’t trust anyone who gets enraged over messed-up fast food orders.

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  2 months ago

  anger, anyone, fast, fast food, food, food order, frustration, humor, i, order, over, personality, reaction, trust

• Just got hired at Five Guys as the guy who punches the burger before they put it in the bag.

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  2 months ago

  bag, before, burger, casual, casual joke, fast, fast food, five, Five Guys, food, food service, got, guy, guys, humor, job, joke, just, put, service, workplace

• Every time a Taco Bell rings, an angel gets diarrhea.

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  2 months ago

  angel, bell, diarrhea, every, fast, fast food, food, gastrointestinal, humor, joke, rings, sarcasm, taco, Taco Bell, time

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