31 Funny fast food quotes

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  3 days ago

  Share →: Just got hired at Five Guys as the guy who punches the burger before they put it in the bag.

  Commentary:
  Finally, my "smash hit" career has begun! 🍔🥊😂

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  6 days ago

  Share →: Every time a Taco Bell rings, an angel gets diarrhea.

  Commentary:
  When Taco Bells ring, angels start their sprinting routine to the celestial bathroom! 🌮😇🚽

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  6 days ago

  Share →: If McDonald’s sold hot dogs, would you be able to, with a straight face, order a McWiener and tell them to supersize it?

  Commentary:
  Supersizing McWieners? That's a plot twist even my taste buds didn't see coming! 🌭🍔😂

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I love eating fast food and getting big and fat. It’s amazing.

  Commentary:
  "Living my best life one french fry at a time! 🍟😂 #Goals"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: You’ve got to question the legitimacy of the Burger Kingdom if Burger King is just handing out crowns to anybody willy-nilly.

  Commentary:
  👑 "With all these crowns being handed out, I'm starting to wonder if the Burger Kingdom is running a monarchy or a clearance sale! 🏷️🍔😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Carefully choosing which wine to pair with a McRib.

  Commentary:
  "When you're deciding between a fine Merlot or a rare 'McRib Red' for that gourmet experience! 🍷🤔🍔"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: In the American Bible, Eve was made from part of a McRib.

  Commentary:
  "When life gives you ribs, make Eve-lution happen! 🍖😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: What if instead of Big Mac it was Big Matt and he came out and said hello to you?

  Commentary:
  "🤣🍔 'Hey, I'm Big Matt! Can I take your order… for friendship? 🤗💁‍♂️'"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: There’s something so romantic about getting McDonald’s with a lover. Intimate perhaps.

  Commentary:
  Ah, nothing says "I love you" like sharing a Big Mac in the glow of fluorescent lighting. Who needs candlelit dinners when you’ve got fries and a side of sweet nothings? 🍟❤️😂 #FastFoodRomance #McLove

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  3 months ago

  Share →: McDonald’s is finally promoting good health by making their food unaffordable.

  Commentary:
  "McDonald's just found the secret formula for promoting good health: empty your wallet, not your stomach! 🍔💸 Who knew health could come with a side of financial wellness? 😄🥗 #McDiet"

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