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22 Funny fast food quotes

Funny fast food quotes serve up a hearty helping of humor about our favorite quick meals. 🍔😄 From playful jabs at our fast food habits to witty remarks about drive-thru dilemmas, these quotes celebrate the joy and quirks of fast food culture. Enjoy a laugh with every bite and savor the fun side of your favorite guilty pleasures! 🍔😄

McDonald’s is finally promoting good health by making their food unaffordable.

2 weeks ago

Sometimes my body needs to be punished by Taco Bell.

2 months ago

All I’m saying is that big burgers should be wider not taller.

2 months ago

I need an emergency cheeseburger.

2 months ago

The French only eat snails because they don’t like fast food.

3 months ago

A drone, but for seeing which fast food drive-thrus have the shortest line.

3 months ago

I would like even faster food.

3 months ago

It’s completely absurd that Silicon Valley is pushing AI on us before they figured out how to keep fries fresh for longer.

3 months ago

McDonald’s only giving me 9 Chicken Nuggets instead of 10 is how my villain origin story began.

3 months ago

90% of the ocean is unexplored, which means there could be a McDonald’s down there.

3 months ago

Technically, all restaurants are drive-thru, it just depends how committed to the task you are.

3 months ago

McDonald’s will “anything else” you to death. Can you wait a McMinute?

3 months ago

Burger King implies the existence of an entire burger based feudal system.

3 months ago

I’ve never seen a McDonald’s or a Burger King under construction. They just show up.

3 months ago

A McRib killed my tapeworm.

3 months ago

Every girl is defined by their one lost love. And by that I mean the one fast food item that was discontinued without warning, subsequently ruining their life.

3 months ago

Eating fast food shouldn’t count for calories because it’s not around long enough.

3 months ago

Every McDonald’s should have a flag they fly at half mast when the ice cream machine is down.

3 months ago

My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually said “less McDonald’s”, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant.

3 months ago

Who called it America and not the fast food and the furious?

3 months ago

I think that McDonalds is putting an unhealthy amount of lettuce in the Big Macs these days.

3 months ago

Pretty sure the guy in front of me at McDonald’s ordered the rest of the food.

3 months ago