26 Funny fast food quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Carefully choosing which wine to pair with a McRib.

  Commentary:
  "When you're deciding between a fine Merlot or a rare 'McRib Red' for that gourmet experience! 🍷🤔🍔"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: In the American Bible, Eve was made from part of a McRib.

  Commentary:
  "When life gives you ribs, make Eve-lution happen! 🍖😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: What if instead of Big Mac it was Big Matt and he came out and said hello to you?

  Commentary:
  "🤣🍔 'Hey, I'm Big Matt! Can I take your order… for friendship? 🤗💁‍♂️'"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: There’s something so romantic about getting McDonald’s with a lover. Intimate perhaps.

  Commentary:
  Ah, nothing says "I love you" like sharing a Big Mac in the glow of fluorescent lighting. Who needs candlelit dinners when you’ve got fries and a side of sweet nothings? 🍟❤️😂 #FastFoodRomance #McLove

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  3 months ago

  Share →: McDonald’s is finally promoting good health by making their food unaffordable.

  Commentary:
  "McDonald's just found the secret formula for promoting good health: empty your wallet, not your stomach! 🍔💸 Who knew health could come with a side of financial wellness? 😄🥗 #McDiet"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes my body needs to be punished by Taco Bell.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'I-know-this-is-bad-for-me-but-it-tastes-so-good' dilemma brought to you by Taco Bell 🌮! Looks like your body is seeking some spicy punishment with a side of regret 😂. Remember, everything in moderation…except maybe the Baja Blast freeze 🥤. Just kidding, treat yourself! 💃"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: All I’m saying is that big burgers should be wider not taller.

  Commentary:
  "Because who needs a leaning tower of beef when you can have a glorious beefy pancake instead? 🍔🥞 #BringOnTheWideBurgers"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I need an emergency cheeseburger.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew cheeseburgers had a 911 hotline?! 🍔🚨 Quick, someone call the burger police! This is a code 'hangry' situation in progress! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The French only eat snails because they don’t like fast food.

  Commentary:
  "Why rush through a meal when you can savor each slow and slimy bite? 🐌🍔 The French have truly mastered the art of taking it slow, even when it comes to their food choices! 🇫🇷😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A drone, but for seeing which fast food drive-thrus have the shortest line.

  Commentary:
  "Introducing the latest in fast food efficiency: the Drive-Thru Drone! Now you can scout out the quickest route to your burger bliss in record time 🍔🚗 Don't get stuck behind a slowpoke, soar above the queues with your trusty fast food navigator! #InnovationGoals"

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