35 Funny faster quotes

• Nothing humbles you faster than rereading something you were proud of yesterday.

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  faster, growth, humble, humor, mistake, nothing, pride, proud, reread, self-reflection, something, writing, yesterday

• Nobody declines a call faster than a 3-year-old watching YouTube.

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  3-year-old, call, child, distraction, faster, humor, nobody, phone, technology, toddler, video, watching, YouTube

• The only thing faster than an escalator is an escasooner.

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  escalator, faster, humor, joke, only, speed, thing, wordplay

• Someone just honked to get me out of my parking spot faster… so now I have to sit here until both of us are dead.

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  both, dead, driving, faster, frustration, here, honk, humor, i, impatience, just, me, parking, parking spot, rage, road, road rage, sit, someone, spot, stubbornness, traffic, us, waiting

• A shark could swim faster than me, but I could probably run faster than a shark. So, in a triathlon, it would all come down to who is the better cyclist.

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  better, competition, cycling, cyclist, faster, humor, i, me, run, shark, speed, swim, triathlon

• I birthed my kid faster than she can put on shoes.

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  birth, child, child birth, daily, daily life, family, faster, humor, i, kid, life, motherhood, parenting, put, speed

• The gossip in my town is faster than the Wi-Fi.

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  communication, faster, gossip, humor, speed, technology, town, Wi-Fi, wifi

• My mouth moves faster than my survival instincts.

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  faster, humor, instinct, mouth, moves, sarcasm, self-deprecating, survival, survival instinct

• No one declines an incoming call faster than a 3-year-old watching YouTube.

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  attention, call, child, distraction, faster, humor, internet, kid, smartphone, technology, watching, YouTube

• Bruce Lee had a faster older brother named Sudden Lee.

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  2 weeks ago

  arts, brother, bruce, Bruce Lee, comedy, faster, humor, joke, lee, martial, martial arts, older, speed, sudden, Sudden Lee, wordplay

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