Nothing flies faster than the ketchup out of the bottle when you only want a little. Posted on4 days ago
Light is faster than sound. That’s why people seem so bright until you hear them talk. Posted on4 days ago
Sorry, but if you’re walking slower than me on the sidewalk, you’re my enemy. Walking faster than me? Also my enemy. Now if you’re walking at the same speed as me… hmm, yeah, I’m thinking enemy. Posted on4 days ago
When I’m president, everyone who listens to techno, house or rap will be allowed to drive a little faster than others. Posted on4 days ago
One pretty important part of being a dad is walking faster than the rest of your family through an airport. Posted on5 days ago
Whenever I go down the stairs next to an escalator, I always move faster than the escalator to prove to the people I made the better decision. Posted on5 days ago
The only thing that has grown faster than rents in recent years is the overtime we have to work to pay them. Posted on7 days ago
My 3 weeks without sweets were over after 12 hours. Proof that time runs faster with increasing age. Posted on1 week ago
You can’t keep running away from your problems, you’re getting older and your kids are getting faster. Posted on1 week ago
Nothing makes you regret an outfit choice faster than when you see teens looking at you and whispering. Posted on1 week ago
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. Posted on1 week ago
If your boyfriend insists he rolls everywhere because it’s ‘faster than walking’, you may be dating a gamer. Posted on2 weeks ago