23 Funny faster quotes

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  7 days ago

  Share →: I birthed my kid faster than she can put on shoes.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like your kid graduated from the School of Slow Shoelace Tying! 🐢👟😄

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: The gossip in my town is faster than the Wi-Fi.

  Commentary:
  "At this point, I'm just waiting for it to come with a monthly bill and customer support! 📡😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: My mouth moves faster than my survival instincts.

  Commentary:
  "Speed talking: because who needs survival instincts when you have wit? 😂👄💨"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: No one declines an incoming call faster than a 3-year-old watching YouTube.

  Commentary:
  "That kid just invented speed dialing… but in reverse! 😂📞🚀"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Bruce Lee had a faster older brother named Sudden Lee.

  Commentary:
  "Meet Sudden Lee – the lightning-fast sibling who always arrives before you even know it! ⚡👊 Don't blink, or you might miss him in action! 😄 #SiblingRivalry"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If your boyfriend insists he rolls everywhere because it’s ‘faster than walking’, you may be dating a gamer.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like he's leveling up in real life too – in the art of rolling, that is. Who needs walking when you can roll your way to victory? Just make sure he doesn't start looking for hidden power-ups around the house!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: No one watches your story faster than someone who doesn’t talk to you.

  Commentary:
  "Isn't it funny how the silent spectators are always the first ones to tune into our drama-filled life updates? 🤫📱👀 Guess we all have a hidden audience cheering us on from the sidelines!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Nothing humbles you faster than your phone slipping out of your hand and hitting your face.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic gravitational force reminder to stay humble 📱😂 Remember, even our trusty phones have a way of keeping us in check with a slap to the face when we least expect it! 💥🤦‍♂️ #GravityCheck"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I would like even faster food.

  Commentary:
  "Move over fast food, we've got a speed demon over here craving even faster food! 🏎️🍔 Hold on tight, we're about to hit drive-thru warp speed! ⚡️🌮"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m tired and drank a lot of coffee, so now I’m tired but faster.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic caffeine conundrum: tired but faster! 💤☕️ Who needs sleep when you have a trusty mug of coffee to zoom through the day at the speed of light? ⚡️😄 Just remember, it's okay to be both exhausted and on the verge of a caffeine-induced frenzy – that's just the daily grind! 😉"

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