216 Funny feel quotes

• Croutons feel like an apology. “Sorry we gave you salad. Have some consolation toast.”

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  3 months ago

  apology, consolation, crouton, feel, food, humor, salad, sorry, toast

• Whenever I feel like I hate my job, I remind myself that I could be a food taster for the emperor.

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  3 months ago

  career, emperor, feel, food, hate, humor, i, job, motivation, myself, perspective, positivity, remind, taster, whenever

• I feel for my kids, who had to take in the groceries and put them away today. They may never recover from this traumatic experience.

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  3 months ago

  away, chores, experience, feel, grocery, humor, i, kids, never, parenting, put, recovery, take, today, traumatic, traumatic experience

• Some days you just feel like a hotel microwave. You’re here, but you don’t have enough power to actually do anything.

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  3 months ago

  days, do nothing, energy, feel, feeling, here, hotel, humor, just, lazy, microwave, nothing, power, relatable

• Things can feel really overwhelming. Sometimes days or even weeks can get really hectic. Don’t forget that life is all about getting as much phone time as possible. Never lose sight of that.

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  3 months ago

  balance, days, even, feel, forget, getting, hectic, humor, life, life balance, lose, much, never, overwhelming, perspective, phone, phone time, priorities, relief, sight, stress, stress relief, things, time, weeks

• During childbirth, women are in so much pain that it is almost possible for them to feel what men have to endure when they have a cold.

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  3 months ago

  childbirth, cold, comparison, experience, feel, humor, men, much, pain, suffering, women

• I feel like people just come to the airport to cough.

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  3 months ago

  airport, cough, feel, humor, i, just, observation, people, public, public space, space, travel, waiting

• One minute you’re young and carefree. The next minute you can feel in your knee when it starts to rain.

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  3 months ago

  aging, carefree, change, feel, humor, knee, life, minute, next, rain, young, youth

• I prefer to use deodorant immediately after shaving my armpits so that I can feel that I’m still alive.

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  3 months ago

  alive, armpits, care, deodorant, feel, humor, hygiene, i, personal, personal care, shaving, still

• Since emojis have been around, I finally have a rough idea of how women feel when they don’t know what to wear.

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  3 months ago

  around, communication, confusion, emoji, expression, fashion, feel, feeling, humor, i, idea, know, outfit, wear, women

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