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Someone from 🇸🇹 has bookmarked:

I don’t like who I become when I’m watching someone Google something less efficiently than I would myself.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has shared:

My toxic trait is that I give my friends mental health advice when I belong in an asylum.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has downloaded:

If you drink a lot of water, you won’t have time for other people’s drama because you’ll be too busy looking for a bathroom.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has shared:

Self-esteem’s so bad my fantasies are hurting my feelings.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

It’s interesting growing up and learning that most adults are not smart. I had my suspicions as a kid, but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

Apparently, all my new nephew wants to do is eat and sleep, which means he’s already a lot like me.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has viewed:

Isn’t it weird we have a little voice in our head, like the one you’re using to read this?

Someone from 🇾🇪 has viewed:

You’re all using your crystals wrong. Put them in a sock and start swinging.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has downloaded:

If my house is clean, just know I yelled at everyone for two hours first.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

Don’t be boring. Create the gossip you would like to hear.

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Just landed via WhatsApp:

I can’t believe that it’s our turn to give money to our nephews and nieces.

Just landed via WeChat:

I like to push myself out of my comfort zone by sometimes sitting on the other end of my sofa.

Spotted on Reddit:

I’m sorry for the things I said when there were too many noises at the same time.

Just shared via Telegram:

King-sized beds: Because you both want to sleep on the same mattress, but not in the same zip code.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Carefully choosing which wine to pair with a McRib.

Spotted on Facebook:

You’re not a real baddie until a man has tried to forbid you from posting on social media.

Trending via Telegram:

Date idea: We watch Breaking Bad and break your bed.

Spotted on Threads:

“Do you like the Microsoft Teams app?” Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

Going viral on X:

I hate how l am a “I have an appointment at 4pm so I can’t do anything all day” type of person.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

At the grocery store, but forgot my wife’s list so I guess I’ll just follow this other guy around and get what he gets.

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58 shares on Reddit this month:

Girls really only want one simple thing; and that one thing is all of your attention.

34 shares on Facebook this month:

I need to stop drinking so much. Did I say drinking? I meant thinking. I definitely need to drink more.

31 shares on Reddit this month:

Of course there’s birth control for men. It’s called the way they act.

61 shares on LinkedIn this month:

You’re like if “nope” was a person.

53 shares on Slack this month:

That moment when you cut into a seedless watermelon and find out it’s only allegedly seedless.

88 shares on Facebook this month:

My fantasy is having two men at once. One cooking, one cleaning.

56 shares on Facebook this month:

I cheat on my taxes by sleeping with other people’s taxes.

63 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Outfit repeater. Meal repeater. Movie rewatcher. I know what I like.

96 shares on Threads this month:

Sleeping nakey nakey nakey just in case Santa wants a different type of cookie tonight.

70 shares on Facebook this month:

Cowboy outfits should be called ranch dressing.

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Hot Jokes 💥

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Petition to lower the retirement age. I’m tired now.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Ancestors survived five mass extinctions on earth for me to be killed by a house cat I was trying to put a Christmas sweater on.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Studies show that sleepwalking has decreased among Americans over the last 10 years. Typical lazy Americans.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

I eat my first meal of the day in the afternoon, bro. Don’t ask me for advice.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

“I’m in a really good place right now, not mentally. I’m just indoors with air conditioning.”

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My bank account may not be full but my sink, laundry basket and arteries sure are.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Took control of my life today and canceled my AOL subscription.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

There is a giant spider on my dash so I’m going to have to buy a new car now.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

I just want someone who can read a book with me in silence, and then do ungodly things sometimes.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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668 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,261

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17,382

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15,261

Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

As a proud husband and father in my 40s, my New Year’s resolution is to sneeze even louder this year.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has shared:

Roadtripping with my family has taught me that my marriage can withstand anything except roadtripping with my family.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has viewed:

Looking to sell my DeLorean. Great shape, low mileage. Only driven from time to time.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has copied:

Daily reminder that you’re biologically programmed to get laid, eat good food, connect with other humans, and enjoy yourself. Everything else is literally made up.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has bookmarked:

God, I was so happy when I was 18. I wasn’t at the time, but in retrospect I was.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has bookmarked:

I love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

Breaking a heart is considered bad, but melting a heart is somehow good.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

Asking “how’s the job hunt going?” is a lot like asking “did you come?” I promise you, you’d hear if there was any success.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has viewed:

My favorite animal is me when my feelings are hurt.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has shared:

A person’s character can be read quite reliably from the way he or she interacts with service personnel.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Before you have kids, ask yourself: how patient am I with really stupid people?

Breaking via Telegram:

When a man likes you, he talks to you every day, and apparently, when you start to like him back, he is very busy and can’t talk at all. That’s how it works.

Seen just now on Discord:

So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn’t for throwing at people who stress you out?

Trending via Telegram:

Sorry that I cannot come out drinking with you tonight, as I will be drinking at home. Alone. By myself.

Going viral on Reddit:

Find someone who cares about you as much as Gmail cares about new devices signing into your account.

Making waves on WeChat:

All I’m saying is that big burgers should be wider not taller.

Seen just now on Discord:

I’m trying to shower you with affection. It doesn’t matter how I got into your bathroom.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Country music is for men who need a little help crying.

Going viral on TikTok:

The one thing to know about me is I always get the last laugh. And oh yes, it’s maniacal.

Making waves on Threads:

Sorry, I’m late. I sat on my bed in a towel for 45 minutes, staring at the wall.

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