33 Funny flirting quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Some call it flirting… I call it just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive…

  Commentary:
  "Flirting, schmirting – it's just me spreading the love with some bonus charm for those blessed with extra attractiveness! 😉💁‍♂️ After all, why be regular nice when you can be extra nice? 💫😜"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m not flirting with you. I’m just funny and you think you like me.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, don't mind me, I'm just here serving up some top-notch humor with a side of charisma! 😏 Who knew being funny could be so dangerously charming? 😉 #JustKiddingNotReally"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Flirting is easy until you have to flirt with the person you like.

  Commentary:
  Flirting: Level Expert 💁‍♂️
  Flirting with someone you like: Suddenly forget how to human 🙈💔
  Who knew swooning could come with a side of clumsiness… 😂✨

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’ve been saving these cleavage crumbs just for you babe.

  Commentary:
  Oh, how titillating! 😂 It seems like someone has been quite the savvy collector, gathering all the cleavage crumbs for a special someone! 💁‍♀️🍪 Just remember, a little sprinkle of humor always keeps the romance fresh! 😉💕

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I suck at flirting. I be like “is that so?”

  Commentary:
  When it comes to flirting, I make awkward look like an art form. 🤷‍♂️ "Is that so?" – me, the smooth operator. Just call me the master of subtle romance! 😉

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Me attempting to flirt: So do you like doing things?

  Commentary:
  "Me attempting to flirt: So do you like doing things? 🙈 Because, you know, I'm quite the enthusiastic participant in the art of 'doing things' myself! 😄 Who needs smooth lines when you've got hobbies, am I right?"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If I was a weather man, I’d leak the weather early to pretty women.

  Commentary:
  "If I was a weather man, I'd have a radar for beauty and a forecast for charm! ☀️💁‍♂️ Who needs Doppler when you can dazzle with data and charm with charm? 😉🌦️ #WeatherFlirting"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Hey babe, wanna come over and fold me like a fitted sheet?

  Commentary:
  "Sure thing, just make sure you come with a manual on how to fold you properly! 🤣🛏️ #FittedSheetStruggles"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: “My reading glasses would look good on your nightstand.” -Me, flirting.

  Commentary:
  "Smooth moves! 😎 Maybe it's time to start a 'romantic glasses collection' on that nightstand of yours! 🤓💕"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: A dating app for people who suck at flirting called Fumble.

  Commentary:
  Introducing the newest way to find love for the socially awkward – 𝗙𝘂𝗺𝗯𝗹𝗲! Because stumbling over your words has never been so charming 😉💘 Who needs smooth lines when you can have adorable bumbles? Swipe right for awkward charm! #FumbleDating #FlirtingFailures

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