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To the tune of ‘Everybody Dance Now’: Himalayan Sea Salt
Be warned: I’m bored. This could get dangerous.
One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re searching “Thanksgiving recipes that won’t cause heartburn.”
My friends have canceled our dinner plans two nights in a row. I’m starting to think they don’t like dinner.
No, I’m not stressed. I just constantly grind my teeth and clench my jaw for fun.

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5 months ago
Share →: Horror movies have ruined the joy of skinny-dipping for me.

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Oh, the terror of trying to enjoy a peaceful skinny-dip only to have creepy horror movie scenes flash before your eyes! 🙈👻 Who knew that innocent midnight swims would forever be haunted by thoughts of lurking monsters and unexpected scares? 🏊‍♂️🎬 It's a horror fan's dilemma – to fear the water or the terror on land! 😂 #SkinnyDippingGoneWrong
5 months ago
Share →: In the morning: Tired! At lunchtime: Tired! In the evening: Tired! In bed: “Everybody dance now!”

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"Life motto: Feeling tired all day, but suddenly energized when it's time to sleep 🕺💤 Who knew my inner party animal only comes out at bedtime? 🎉 #BedtimeBoogie"
5 months ago
Share →: Girls Just Want To Have Naan

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"Who runs the world? Naan! 🌟🍞 Just remember, when it comes to carbs, girls just want to have naan! 💁‍♀️🔥"
5 months ago
Share →: Riding a bike is an insane concept. You just sit and run at the same time.

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"Riding a bike is like multitasking for your legs – 'Okay, left, right, left, right, left, right!' 🚲😂 Who knew sitting and running could be so efficient? Just call it the 'sit-and-sprint' workout!"
5 months ago
Share →: Even though he murders a lot of people, you can tell Freddie Kruger is a fun loving guy cause he goes by Freddie and not Fred or Frederick.

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"Freddie Krueger definitely knows how to keep it light and breezy, especially considering his…uh, unique line of work! 😅 Who knew a name preference could be the key to showcasing your fun-loving side amidst all the slashing and dashing? 🔪😄 #FreddieVsFred"
5 months ago
Share →: Think about how many more lovers you’d have if a cross country high-speed rail existed. That’s what they are taking away from you.

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"Imagine the romance, the passion, the missed opportunities zipping by like trains in the night! 🚄💔 Don't worry, love may not be on track yet, but at least you'll always have the speeding ticket of your heart! ❤️😂"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m looking for friends with benefits. And by that I mean friends who have pools, boats and beautiful vacation homes.

Commentary:
"Well, who doesn't want friends with benefits? Just make sure those benefits also come with a view! 🌊🚤🏝️ #FriendshipGoals #LivingTheGoodLife"
5 months ago
Share →: If you occasionally blow on your bourbon during a Zoom meeting, the other folks will think you’re enjoying a hot cup of tea.

Commentary:
"Trying to maintain that sophisticated facade during Zoom meetings like a pro! 🥃💨☕️ Who knew a little bourbon blowing could make you seem so refined? Just remember, tea time or happy hour, it's all about appearances! 😂"
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t have a yoga mat, but I have a Twister mat, and it’s the same thing.

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"Who needs a yoga mat when you can strike a pose on a Twister mat? 🧘‍♂️ Just watch out for those 'right foot blue' positions! 🟦🦶 #TwisterYoga"
5 months ago
Share →: “Girls just want to have fun!” No, I want one million dollars cash.

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"Who needs fun when you can have a million dollars in cold, hard cash 💸💰 Girls will be girls…with expensive tastes! 😄💁‍♀️ #CashOverFun"