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5 months ago
Share →: I only see psychics so that I can keep arguing with dead relatives.

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Well, talk about keeping the family drama alive from beyond the grave! 👻💬 It's like a never-ending Thanksgiving dinner, but with spirits instead of stuffing. Who knew that feuding with your ancestors could be a timeless tradition? 🔮😂
5 months ago
Share →: Beer is like the color black: it goes with everything.

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"Beer is the versatile ninja of beverages 🍺⚫️ You can never go wrong with a trusty brew by your side, just like the timeless elegance of black clothing! Cheers to the ultimate pairing for any occasion! 🍻🖤"
5 months ago
Share →: I have my own hand stamper at home so my coworkers will think I went someplace fun the night before.

Commentary:
"Who needs expensive vacations when you have a trusty hand stamper to create the illusion of a wild nightlife? 😄💼 #OfficeLifeGoals #StampingMyWayToAdventure"
5 months ago
Share →: As a Dad, you always want your kids to be prepared for real life, that’s why trolling them is so vital.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the classic Dad move – preparing your kids for the real world by honing their ability to handle online trolls. 🤣👨‍👧‍👦💻 Because let's face it, if they can handle Dad's banter, they can handle anything!"
5 months ago
Share →: Reverse cowgirl because first dates are awkward.

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"Who needs small talk when you have reverse cowgirl? 🤠😉 Let your hips do the talking on that awkward first date! 💃🕺 #CowgirlConfessions"
5 months ago
Share →: Oh right, like you’ve never let your kids stay lost in a corn maze just a little longer.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic parental strategy of letting your kids marinate in confusion and cornstalks a bit longer. 🌽😂 Nothing builds character like a good old corn maze adventure! Just don't forget to pack some snacks and a map (or GPS… just saying)! 🗺️ #LostAndFoundInACornMaze"
5 months ago
Share →: Be the reason why your local woods are haunted.

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"Who needs ghosts when you can be the one giving the trees chills? 😆🌲 Channel your inner mischief and make the woods gossip about you! 👻 #SpookyGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Going to the beach the day after watching Jaws hits different.

Commentary:
"Ah, the thrill of hoping you don't spot a fin while trying to enjoy some beach time 🦈🏖️ Just remember, the water might be fine, but the fear is real!"
5 months ago
Share →: One minute you’re young and fun and the next, you need a tow out of a beanbag chair.

Commentary:
"Life comes at you fast – one minute you're the life of the party 🎉, the next you're stuck in a beanbag chair contemplating your life choices 🤔. Remember, age is just a number, but beanbag chair entrapment is a serious hazard! 😂 #AdultingProblems"
5 months ago
Share →: For Halloween I will go to the beach dressed as a french fry and let the seagulls destroy me.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'French Fry Sacrifice' costume – a brave choice indeed! 🍟🎃 Just be sure to watch out for those seagulls with a taste for salty snacks. Who knew Halloween could be so adventurous? 💀🌊"