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The main function of the little toe on your foot is to make sure that all the objects and furniture in the house are in the correct place.

4 weeks ago

The only function of a middle name is so a child can assess how much danger they’re in.

2 months ago

Keeping my mouth shut is usually not enough to avoid an argument with my husband. I also have to deactivate the subtitle function on my face.

3 months ago

The ways printers are like kids: Need feeding, are noisy and can’t function when offline.

3 months ago

Note: Press the button on the elevator as often as possible to activate the secret express function and speed up the thing.

3 months ago

Just peed so much that a little laugh came out.

3 months ago