14 Funny function quotes — Wordgag ツ

I always need to pee, but it’s just because my heart is so big it pushes on my bladder.

1 week ago1 week ago

Accepting you’re about to throw up, gotta be the worst feeling on God’s green earth.

1 month ago1 month ago

Some nights I stay up hella late just farting.

1 month ago1 month ago

Nobody says, ‘Bless you,’ when you fart.

2 months ago2 months ago

Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat.

2 months ago2 months ago

I realized being an adult is just feeling too tired to function, and then functioning.

2 months ago2 months ago

Love those deep burps that instantly make me feel like I lost 10 lbs.

2 months ago2 months ago

I just sneezed and farted at the same time. I think my body just took a screenshot.

2 months ago2 months ago

The main function of the little toe on your foot is to make sure that all the objects and furniture in the house are in the correct place.

6 months ago

The only function of a middle name is so a child can assess how much danger they’re in.

Feb 3, 2025Feb 3, 2025

Keeping my mouth shut is usually not enough to avoid an argument with my husband. I also have to deactivate the subtitle function on my face.

Jan 27, 2025

The ways printers are like kids: Need feeding, are noisy and can’t function when offline.

Jan 25, 2025

Note: Press the button on the elevator as often as possible to activate the secret express function and speed up the thing.

Jan 23, 2025

Just peed so much that a little laugh came out.

Jan 21, 2025