19 Funny function quotes

• I used to be a night owl, but as I’ve gotten older, I’ve become more of a person who doesn’t function at any time.

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  2 hours ago

  aging, energy, function, humor, i, lifestyle, night, night owl, older, owl, person, sleep, time, tiredness, used

• I always need to pee, but it’s just because my heart is so big it pushes on my bladder.

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  15 hours ago

  always, big, big heart, bladder, bodily, bodily function, exaggeration, function, heart, humor, i, just, need, pee

• Accepting you’re about to throw up, gotta be the worst feeling on God’s green earth.

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  1 day ago

  bodily, bodily function, discomfort, Earth, feeling, function, gods, green, nausea, sickness, throw, throw up, worst, worst feeling

• Some nights I stay up hella late just farting.

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  1 day ago

  bodily, bodily function, farting, function, habit, humor, i, just, late, late night habit, night, nights, stay, staying, staying up late

• I need to drink less water. This peeing situation is out of control.

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  2 weeks ago

  bathroom, bodily, bodily function, control, drink, function, humor, i, less, need, pee, peeing, situation, water

• In a packed elevator, everyone is silent. Stomach: I will now demonstrate the mating call of a whale.

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  2 months ago

  awkward, awkward moment, bodily, bodily function, call, elevator, everyone, function, humor, i, mating, moment, noise, silence, silent, stomach, whale

• Nobody says, ‘Bless you,’ when you fart.

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  2 months ago

  bless, bless you, bodily, bodily function, fart, function, humor, manners, nobody

• Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat.

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  2 months ago

  bodily, bodily function, digestion, eat, fart, food, function, ghost, ghosts, humor, joke, just, things

• I realized being an adult is just feeling too tired to function, and then functioning.

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  2 months ago

  adult, being, fatigue, feeling, function, functioning, humor, i, just, relatable, tired, tiredness, too

• Love those deep burps that instantly make me feel like I lost 10 lbs.

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  2 months ago

  body, body function, burp, comedy, deep, digestion, feel, function, humor, i, lighthearted, loss, lost, love, me, self, self humor, weight, weight loss

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