Funny function quotes

The only function of a middle name is so a child can assess how much danger they’re in.

The only function of a middle name is so a child can assess how much danger they’re in.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

Keeping my mouth shut is usually not enough to avoid an argument with my husband. I also have to deactivate the subtitle function on my face.

Keeping my mouth shut is usually not enough to avoid an argument with my husband. I also have to deactivate the subtitle function on my face.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

The ways printers are like kids: Need feeding, are noisy and can’t function when offline.

The ways printers are like kids: Need feeding, are noisy and can’t function when offline.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Note: Press the button on the elevator as often as possible to activate the secret express function and speed up the thing.

Note: Press the button on the elevator as often as possible to activate the secret express function and speed up the thing.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Just peed so much that a little laugh came out.

Just peed so much that a little laugh came out.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

The main function of the little toe on your foot is to make sure that all the objects and furniture in the house are in the correct place.

The main function of the little toe on your foot is to make sure that all the objects and furniture in the house are in the correct place.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025