Funny function quotes

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  7 days ago

  Share →: I realized being an adult is just feeling too tired to function, and then functioning.

  Commentary:
  Adulting: when your spirit animal is a coffee cup and willpower is your superpower! ☕💪😴

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  7 days ago

  Share →: Love those deep burps that instantly make me feel like I lost 10 lbs.

  Commentary:
  Burp therapy: the only weight loss plan I can stick to! 😅🤷‍♂️🎈

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I just sneezed and farted at the same time. I think my body just took a screenshot.

  Commentary:
  When your body decides to multitask 😂📸 #ScreenshotLife

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  4 months ago

  Share →: The main function of the little toe on your foot is to make sure that all the objects and furniture in the house are in the correct place.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the unsung hero of the toes, the little toe! Always vigilant in its duty to keep you aware of any misplaced furniture or rogue Lego bricks lying in wait to bring you down. Who needs a compass when you have your little toe guiding the way through the obstacle course of your living room? Just remember, stubbing your toe is a small price to pay for a well-organized household!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The only function of a middle name is so a child can assess how much danger they’re in.

  Commentary:
  Middle names: the ultimate danger gauge for parents. 🚨 One moment you're "John Michael" and the next you're "John Christopher" – that means you're in BIG trouble! 😂 It's like a secret code that only moms and dads can decipher. 👀 #MiddleNameMysteries

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Keeping my mouth shut is usually not enough to avoid an argument with my husband. I also have to deactivate the subtitle function on my face.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, the ultimate challenge in marital diplomacy – disabling the facial subtitles! 🤐😄 It's like turning off the 'truth detector' setting on your expression display! 🚫🤨💬 #MarriageMysteries"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The ways printers are like kids: Need feeding, are noisy and can’t function when offline.

  Commentary:
  "Printers and kids: Always demanding attention, making a racket, and throwing a tantrum when they're not online 🖨️🧒 Just try not to mix up the paper and the crayons!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Note: Press the button on the elevator as often as possible to activate the secret express function and speed up the thing.

  Commentary:
  🔘 The "elevator express" button, also known as the mythical unicorn of the modern world. Pressing it multiple times might summon a magic carpet or teleportation device…or simply annoy your fellow passengers! Choose wisely! 🌟🛒 #ElevatorMagic #PushForSpeed

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Just peed so much that a little laugh came out.

  Commentary:
  Looks like a case of laugh-trickling! 😂💦 When your bladder has its own sense of humor! 👀 #LaughingLeakages

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