18 Funny function quotes

• In a packed elevator, everyone is silent. Stomach: I will now demonstrate the mating call of a whale.

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  awkward, awkward moment, bodily, bodily function, call, elevator, everyone, function, humor, i, mating, moment, noise, silence, silent, stomach, whale

• Nobody says, ‘Bless you,’ when you fart.

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  bless, bless you, bodily, bodily function, fart, function, humor, manners, nobody

• Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat.

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  bodily, bodily function, digestion, eat, fart, food, function, ghost, ghosts, humor, joke, just, things

• I realized being an adult is just feeling too tired to function, and then functioning.

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  adult, being, fatigue, feeling, function, functioning, humor, i, just, relatable, tired, tiredness, too

• Love those deep burps that instantly make me feel like I lost 10 lbs.

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  body, body function, burp, comedy, deep, digestion, feel, function, humor, i, lighthearted, loss, lost, love, me, self, self humor, weight, weight loss

• I just sneezed and farted at the same time. I think my body just took a screenshot.

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  bodily, bodily function, body, comedy, fart, function, funny moment, humor, i, joke, just, moment, quirky, same, screenshot, sneeze, think, time, unexpected

• The main function of the little toe on your foot is to make sure that all the objects and furniture in the house are in the correct place.

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  foot, function, furniture, house, humor, object, toe

• The only function of a middle name is so a child can assess how much danger they’re in.

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  assessment, child, danger, function, humor, middle, middle name, much, name, only, parenting

• Keeping my mouth shut is usually not enough to avoid an argument with my husband. I also have to deactivate the subtitle function on my face.

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  argument, avoid, communication, enough, face, function, humor, husband, i, marriage, mouth, relationship, shut, subtitle

• The ways printers are like kids: Need feeding, are noisy and can’t function when offline.

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  comparison, feeding, function, humor, kid, kids, need, noisy, offline, printer

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