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6 months ago
Share →: This year I’d like an advent calendar with 24 different tranquilizers.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone is really counting down to a stress-free holiday season! 🎄💊 Who needs chocolate when you can just pop a tranquilizer every day, right? 😂 Here's to a peaceful and snoozeful Christmas countdown! 🛏️✨"
6 months ago
Share →: Ho, ho, holy shit is Christmas stressful.

Commentary:
"🎅 Ho, ho, holy shit is right! Christmas: the season of jolly chaos, gift wrapping woes, and tangled fairy lights 😅🎁🎄 Just remember, it's all part of the ho-ho-holiday fun… right? 🤪 #ChristmasStress #TisTheSeasonToBeStressed"
6 months ago
Share →: I think carefully about what I’m going to say and I still manage to say the wrong thing. It’s truly a gift I have.

Commentary:
"Having the talent to masterfully navigate through a minefield of words… only to step on the biggest verbal landmine. Truly, the gift that keeps on giving! 🙊💥😂"
6 months ago
Share →: Me and the fellas making welcome gift baskets for the aliens.

Commentary:
"Looks like ET is in for a treat! 👽🎁 Who knew extraterrestrial hospitality involved gift baskets? Hope they come in peace, or at least with some intergalactic snacks!" 😄🌌
6 months ago
Share →: That awkward moment when you have to pretend that you like the gift.

Commentary:
"Oh, the joys of pretending to be thrilled by a gift you'll probably regift later 🎁😅 Fake smiles and hidden disappointment, all part of the holiday magic ✨ #ActingSkillsOnPoint"
6 months ago
Share →: Remember, for some unknown reason Santa doesn’t make batteries.

Commentary:
Looks like Santa's workshop is powered by magic and cookies, not batteries! 🎅🍪 Don't worry, folks, your toys may not come with batteries, but they do come with an extra sprinkle of holiday cheer! 🎁🎄 #PoweredByChristmasMagic
6 months ago
Share →: That awkward moment when you spend an hour online picking out a gift for your friend’s son’s birthday and Amazon tells you it’s been a year since you bought this item.

Commentary:
Oh, the joy of online shopping surprises! 🎁😅 It's like Amazon is reminding you, "Hey, time flies when you're hunting for the perfect gift!" ⏰🎉 Looks like you've just won the "Efficient Shopper of the Year" award! 🥇🎁🤣
6 months ago
Share →: No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping tube is still a fun thing to bonk someone over the head with.

Commentary:
Ah, the timeless joy of transforming an innocent Christmas wrapping tube into a weapon of playful retaliation! 🎄💢 Who knew that a simple cardboard tube could evoke such mischief and laughter, regardless of age? Watch out, as the battle of the holiday tube warriors commences! 🎁🤺 Remember, it's all fun and games until someone gets bonked on the head with festive spirit! 😉
6 months ago
Share →: I love ordering things online because when they arrive it’s like a present from me to me.

Commentary:
"Online shopping: the ultimate act of self-love wrapped in a package! 🎁💁‍♂️ Who needs a significant other when you can spoil yourself with surprise gifts any time you want? 💳💻 #TreatYourself"