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You can make a salad without lettuce if you want, there are no rules.

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Very difficult being a full grown adult with a terrible fear of being “in trouble”.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has copied:

Welcome to your 50s… A new pain will be be assigned to you shortly.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

I love how “sleeping in” used to mean noon, and now it means 8:30 a.m.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has viewed:

I get it cicadas, I’m ready to scream for six weeks too.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

I am on a diet where you just speak Italian: “Pasta,” “Pizza,” and “I’m leaving Rooma for dessert.”

Someone from 🇸🇻 has copied:

There’s a fat man inside me dying to get out.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

Who called it an undertaker and not a host mortem?

Someone from 🇬🇭 has viewed:

I only buy cookware with the handles that somehow get hotter than the pot itself.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

Some people are so fake, their lock screens don’t recognize them.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Freshly posted on WeChat:

Pomegranates are worth the mess.

Making waves on Threads:

If you’re not dropping it like it’s hot, then what the hell are you doing?

Shared recently on TikTok:

Be nice today, the world is on fire.

Live now on WeChat:

I’m okay with being single. But at night, while I’m drunk, that’s too much.

Spreading quickly via X:

Coffee doesn’t solve all my problems. But it definitely stops me from constantly creating new ones.

Just landed via Twitch:

First date idea: you bring me coffee in bed, and we snuggle all morning.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Just got diagnosed with needing a hot chocolate with extra marshmallows.

Just shared via X:

I’m a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

Trending via Slack:

Noam Chomsky sounds like the legal name of the very hungry caterpillar.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Workplace Wrapped: you had 60k minutes of meetings this year that could’ve been an email.

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70 shares on Twitch this month:

Whenever I feel like I hate my job, I remind myself that I could be a food taster for the emperor.

88 shares on Pinterest this month:

I want to text this person, but I need to have shame and self-respect.

52 shares on Telegram this month:

Sorry I can’t come today. My sister’s friend’s mother’s grandpa’s brother’s grandson’s uncle’s fish died, and it was tragic.

44 shares on Facebook this month:

It’s a good friend who, when you want the truth, knows what truth you want.

21 shares on YouTube this month:

Anytime I switch deodorants, it’s like a sexy stranger is following me around all day.

91 shares on Facebook this month:

The most productive species of beaver is the Eager.

50 shares on Messenger this month:

My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they’re braver than me.

70 shares on WeChat this month:

Airports should have tattoo parlors for those of us with long layovers and poor impulse control.

76 shares on Threads this month:

My watch battery is fully charged. So I got some time.

34 shares on Discord this month:

Do u guys also have a story in your head, and when you’re bored, you just add more to it and continue from where you left off?

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Hot Jokes 💥

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According to the amount of bacon I just cooked, I’m 4 people.

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I don’t know why we traded horses for cars. Your car won’t stop in front of a river and be like, “no way dumbass, we aren’t going to make that.”

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Fuzzy socks on and ready for anything.

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Me before grocery shopping: only healthy foods, no impulse buys, I can do this. Me during grocery shopping: they make chocolate filled marshmallows?

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I hate it when I’m cleaning the house and suddenly find a bowl of ice cream in my lap and my soap opera on.

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The Titanic is a great lesson of why “just the tip” can get you into a whole lot of trouble.

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I knew I had issues when motivational speakers started to irritate me.

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Whenever someone asks me if my dog is adopted I respond with, “no, she’s biologically mine.”

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It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, I shut it off and back on again, why are you still here?

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I think God’s next test for me should be, “Can he handle a ridiculous amount of money.”

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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615 this month

Funny Quotes Total

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Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇳🇵 has downloaded:

HR: “Please complete our anonymous survey.” My boss then later: “Don’t forget the survey, HR said you are the last one from our team.”

Someone from 🇬🇹 has downloaded:

Make your salad taste better by putting it between bread, meat, cheese, and Big Mac sauce.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has viewed:

Just because I can’t sing doesn’t mean I won’t sing.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has viewed:

So glad that the dream I had of you isn’t affecting me at all, and I’m able to go on with my day without thinking of it.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has downloaded:

Don’t be alarmed at my semicolon usage; I’m a professional.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has copied:

I love putting on warm underwear fresh out of the dryer. Plus, it’s fun to look around the laundromat and guess who they belong to.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has viewed:

I love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has viewed:

I will not accept a hint. I will act dumb until you say it clearly to me.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

Your ex is probably in a relationship, thinking about you.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has shared:

If you collect the crumbs from one Nature Valley granola bar, you can make three more granola bars.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Twitch:

You think you’re aging well and then you feel an earlobe hair blowing in the wind.

Trending via TikTok:

Hey (with the intention of going to sleep).

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I need carpenters to remember that beds are also for sex. The aesthetics are great and all, but what is with all the squeaking?

Going bananas on Telegram:

You can say “Have a nice day,” no problem, but saying “Enjoy the next 24 hours” sounds vaguely threatening.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

My DNA came back saying I come from a wide selection of cheeses.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Everyone’s a gangster until the grocery store switches their aisles around.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

I need a new hobby that costs zero dollars and takes up 100% of my free time. So far, all I’ve come up with is mowing the lawn.

Shared recently on Slack:

So many people these days are too judgmental. I can tell just by looking at them.

Just shared via YouTube:

Get in loser. We’re going on a guilt trip.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I don’t know why we traded horses for cars. Your car won’t stop in front of a river and be like, “no way dumbass, we aren’t going to make that.”

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