I once let a really short guy be the big spoon and it felt like I went to bed with a backpack on.

I once let a really short guy be the big spoon and it felt like I went to bed with a backpack on.

Commentary:
"Who knew being the little spoon could turn into a literal back-packing experience? 🎒😂 Maybe next time go for a medium-sized utensil and avoid feeling like a walking hiking trail in bed! 😜"

A guy in the parking lot saw me trip over my own feet so I yelled to him “I just quantum leaped into this body!”

A guy in the parking lot saw me trip over my own feet so I yelled to him “I just quantum leaped into this body!”

Commentary:
"Who needs a DeLorean when you can just quantum leap into a new body, right? 🚗🕰️ Tripping over your own feet: the ultimate transportation method! 😂 #QuantumLeapGoals"

Family guy is so insane, because why were people dating that dog?

Family guy is so insane, because why were people dating that dog?

Commentary:
"Family Guy truly pushes the boundaries of surrealism – where else would you find humans falling for a talking dog? 🐶❤️ It's a love story for the ages, or should we say for the 'paws'! 🤪 #FamilyGuyFun"

First responders? You mean reply guys?

First responders? You mean reply guys?

Commentary:
"First responders? More like 'reply guys,' always coming in hot with their unsolicited advice and opinions! 🚑💬 #FunnyButTrue"

Coworkers are funny. You could see a guy every day for 5 years then he quits and you never see or even think about him again.

Coworkers are funny. You could see a guy every day for 5 years then he quits and you never see or even think about him again.

Commentary:
"Office friendships: the ultimate 'blink and you miss it' scenario! 🤷‍♂️ Who knew that #TGIF would also stand for 'Thank Goodness I'm Free'? 😂 Remember, out of sight, out of mind…until the next office reunion awkwardly brings everyone back together! 🤣 #WorkplaceDynamics"

To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

Commentary:
"Zero must have been feeling left out before this guy came along! 🤣 Thank goodness he finally got the recognition he deserved! 🙌 #ThanksForNothing"

Okay, this is getting ridiculous. It can't just be the one guy. It's gotta be a group of people pooping my son's diaper.

Okay, this is getting ridiculous. It can’t just be the one guy. It’s gotta be a group of people pooping my son’s diaper.

Commentary:
😂💩 "Looks like someone's pointing fingers at a stealthy poop squad infiltrating the diaper ranks! Who knew it takes a village to fill a diaper? 😉 #DiaperDrama"

If your name is "Guy", you have lazy parents.

If your name is “Guy”, you have lazy parents.

Commentary:
Oh, poor GUY! Maybe his parents took the easy way out when it came to naming him 😄🤷‍♂️ Well, at least he's not named "Sue" like in that Johnny Cash song! #BlameTheParents 😂🙈

If you want to know who the bad guys are, it is the side who wants you arrested for memes and jokes.

If you want to know who the bad guys are, it is the side who wants you arrested for memes and jokes.

Commentary:
"Watch out for those meme-criminals! 🕵️‍♂️💻 Arresting people for jokes? Sounds like a job for the Pun Police! 🚨👮‍♂️ Remember, humor is not a crime… unless it's dad jokes. Then maybe it should be 🤣 #FreeTheMemes"

Saw a guy reading a book and writing notes in it. Not enough words in there for ya, bud?

Saw a guy reading a book and writing notes in it. Not enough words in there for ya, bud?

Commentary:
Looks like someone is on a quest for the elusive 11th commandment: "Thou shalt write in ALL the books!" 📚🤓 Maybe he's expecting a bonus chapter hidden in the scribbles!