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Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

Being the forward-thinking person I am, I kept my winter fat through the summer.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has viewed:

Apologies for the late response, instead of spending three minutes answering your email, I ignored it and felt anxious for two weeks.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has viewed:

My neighbor is having some kind of party and didn’t invite me. I guess I have to call the cops again.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

Cartoons make it look like getting stabbed in the butt with a pitchfork would be no big deal, but I beg to differ.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has shared:

The gossip in my town is faster than the Wi-Fi.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

I don’t wanna party like it’s 1999, I want to pay my bills like it’s 1999.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has viewed:

Things I don’t want in my future house: An angry man.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has copied:

When I tell my kids I’ll do something in a minute, what I’m really saying is “Please forget.”

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

“Twister 3” should be told from a cow’s POV.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

They say it is hard to look at lips that you are not allowed to kiss. You do not know how hard it is to look at a face that you are not allowed to hit.

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I’m giving up eating chocolate for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. I’m giving up. Eating chocolate for a month.

Live now on Reddit:

Any room can be an escape room when you have diarrhea.

Just shared via YouTube:

Just seen the cost of funerals and no wonder people are living longer.

Going viral on Threads:

If you want to experience hunger, go and live with a wealthy person or family.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

To anybody I hurt this year, I just wanna say you deserve it. Stop playing with me.

Shared recently on Threads:

New challenge called “don’t say ‘wow it’s already dark by five these days’ for the rest of winter”

Trending via Instagram:

I aspire to be a stay-at-home mom with no kids.

Breaking via Slack:

Dating is so overrated. Let’s just get married.

Live now on Reddit:

People don’t realize how hard you ride for them until you park.

Just landed via Twitch:

Wooden pews are designed to maximize the shame of farting in church.

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Funny guy quotes bring out the humor in the quirks, habits, and often-confusing ways men navigate life! 😂🙋‍♂️ Whether it’s their unique approach to problem-solving, love for gadgets, or complete lack of direction in a shopping mall, these quotes highlight the funny side of being a guy. Because when it comes to men, humor is never in short supply! 😆🤷‍♂️🎮

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5 days ago
Share →: Just got hired at Five Guys as the guy who punches the burger before they put it in the bag.

Commentary:
Finally, my "smash hit" career has begun! 🍔🥊😂
1 week ago
Share →: The collective noun for a group of reply guys is an audacity.

Commentary:
An audacity of reply guys: where every comment is a standing ovation to their own opinion 😂🙌
2 weeks ago
Share →: You’re a “haha” girl, and I’m an “lol” guy. It just wouldn’t work.

Commentary:
"Looks like we're a couple of typographical opposites—guess we'll just have to 'LOL' about it! 😆😂 #HahaVsLol"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Cool times create cool guys.

Commentary:
"Guess I was born in the wrong century then! 😎🕰️"
2 weeks ago
Share →: There’s a guy who thinks he’s going to Yale, but it’s jail.

Commentary:
"When you mix up Ivy League with 'I Violate Laws' 🤦‍♂️🚔🎓"
2 weeks ago
Share →: A blind guy felt my face and said, “Wonderful.”

Commentary:
"Guess I've got a face for *all* occasions! 😎😂🕶️"
2 weeks ago
Share →: For a guy with no reflection, Dracula’s eyeliner is always flawless.

Commentary:
"Dracula must have a batty good glam squad for that eyeliner! 🦇🎨✨"
4 weeks ago
Share →: Every guy wants to be called Daddy till that test comes back positive.

Commentary:
"When 'Who's your daddy?' takes a plot twist! 😅🍼 #UnexpectedPositivity"
1 month ago
Share →: Everyone’s “the nicest guy ever” until the cops are in their backyard digging up several bodies.

Commentary:
"Wow, talk about taking 'being the life of the party' a bit too literally! 😅🔎🚔 #PlotTwist"
1 month ago
Share →: I love when dudes are named Guy. Like, yeah. Exactly.

Commentary:
"When your name is practically a job description, you're destined for greatness! 😄👨‍💼 #JustAGuyThings"

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Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

I was guest-starring on The Love Boat when you woke me up. You’re dead to me.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has bookmarked:

Wearing white pants today, so it’s really just a matter of time before I spill something on myself.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has downloaded:

Psych meds aren’t enough anymore. Hit me with a shovel.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has bookmarked:

I miss the good ol’ days until I remember things like having to get out of my chair and smack the TV to get a clearer picture.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has shared:

Cool times create cool guys.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has shared:

Self-awareness is such a two-edged sword. Like, yay, I know myself better, but at what cost?

Someone from 🇳🇵 has viewed:

Feeling like a bug without his rug.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has bookmarked:

My favorite yoga pose is reaching for the remote control on the far end of the table without falling off the couch.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has downloaded:

Why do people always assume it’s a compliment when I tell them their baby looks just like them?

Someone from 🇳🇴 has copied:

When the client says: “make it pop”, I have to ask myself whether he means my mind or the project.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Slack:

The introverted urge to spend a week alone at home after many holidays and family gatherings.

Just landed via WeChat:

I want to run through your dreams and settle in your nightmares.

Reported on WeChat:

I’ve never seen a Cybertruck with anyone in the passenger seat.

Going viral on Twitch:

The days will soon be shorter again. Then it won’t rain for so long.

Seen just now on TikTok:

“American Pope” sounds like the name of an Amazon prime original series you ignore.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

It’s not that I want more shoes, it’s just that they keep making them in my size.

Going viral on Facebook:

Are you there, bathroom walls, ceiling, floor, mirror, sink, and towels? It’s me, the kids toothpaste.

Going viral on Twitch:

People in my real life annoy me, so I come online to annoy you.

Just shared via X:

The French only eat snails because they don’t like fast food.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

If you like pointing out beautiful scenery to three people who are on their phones, a family road trip is for you.

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