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Funny heaven quotes bring a lighthearted touch to the concept of the afterlife! ☁️😂 These quotes blend humor with celestial themes, offering a playful perspective on what might await us beyond the clouds. Whether it’s imagining heavenly mishaps or whimsical takes on divine expectations, these quotes are sure to bring a smile and add a bit of levity to your day. Enjoy these heavenly laughs and let them brighten your spirits! 😇✨

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I love Fleetwood Mac, but “thunder only happens when it’s raining” is just not true.

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If I were lost and all I had was a compass, I would still be lost.

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You can tell you’re getting old when the barber spends less time on the top of your head and more time on your ears.

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Cashews are my favorite because they’re salty and hunched over just like me.

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When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying ‘Haven’t decided yet’ is typically a good response.

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I wanna be a villain so I can just saunter everywhere. The heroes are always sprinting, always running. You ever seen Darth Vader run? Hell no. And I ain’t about to either.

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My childhood led me to believe that as an adult I’d have to contend with truth serum, lava, quicksand, trap doors, and secret passageways. So far it’s mostly been weight gain and existential dread.

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Your 20s are for developing attachments to people who will haunt you for the rest of your life.

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Forget tequila, I’m at the age where you can wake up with a hangover from Netflix.

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Schedule your bikini wax for the first thing in the morning, and you won’t need that cup of coffee.