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Someone from 🇱🇮 has viewed:

Might start a YouTube channel “will it hurt if I drop it on my foot”.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has viewed:

“Apple Music has better sound quality!” Okay, but my entire life is on Spotify, my playlists are my children.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has shared:

I’m a single issue voter. I’m single and it’s an issue.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has downloaded:

If only my bank balance was as high as my daily calorie intake.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has viewed:

I don’t think astronauts should be allowed to come back. You made your choice.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has downloaded:

“Do it scared!” Thanks, but I have done everything scared. When is it my turn to do it calm?

Someone from 🇰🇼 has downloaded:

Don’t invite me anywhere last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has copied:

Fact: Snow in November happens because people decorate for Christmas prematurely. You know who you are. Stop it.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has bookmarked:

Human stupidity exists because if everyone were smart, we’d have no one to laugh at on the internet.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has copied:

I need something good to watch while I’m on my phone.

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Trending via Threads:

I have been touched inappropriately by the sun today.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Hilarious when peoples outgoing voicemail message says they “can’t make it to the phone right now.” You carry the phone with you. It’s the only constant in your life.

Going bananas on X:

The “Wooooooooo” track from sitcoms should play whenever you kiss someone in real life.

Making waves on Slack:

A gentleman opens doors and brings flowers. A man smacks your ass and pulls your hair. A soulmate does both.

Trending via Instagram:

They should let me go inside everyones house just to see.

Breaking via Facebook:

I love when people say, “It is what it is,” like they just discovered stoicism.

Going viral on Reddit:

My favorite animal is me when my feelings are hurt.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I forgot to take my meds so I’m looking forward to joining the squirrels in the tree to talk politics.

Spotted on YouTube:

Don’t come to my house unannounced. I will stare at you from my window.

Seen just now on Threads:

Current situation: lying in bed, trying to manifest breakfast.

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74 shares on Messenger this month:

Nothing guarantees running into someone you know in public better than looking like a feral animal on two hours of sleep.

44 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m not talking to my husband and I don’t think he even knows it.

90 shares on Pinterest this month:

Don’t be ashamed of who you are, that is your parent’s job.

52 shares on Reddit this month:

No, I love darkness at 5pm and the death of a nation.

14 shares on Threads this month:

You can tell Monopoly is an old game because there’s a luxury tax, and rich people can go to jail.

81 shares on WeChat this month:

I hope you catch the bouquet at my funeral.

80 shares on TikTok this month:

Airplanes are so weird because how does a giant metal box stay in the air like that, and why am I craving tomato juice?

28 shares on Pinterest this month:

My OnlyFans is just hours of me untangling Christmas lights.

97 shares on LinkedIn this month:

You can have kids or you can always know where your scissors are. You can’t have both.

81 shares on TikTok this month:

Liberté. Egalité. Second Coffeé.

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Forget about “long story short”… I’m gonna start saying “short story long,” and take you on a journey you didn’t ask for.

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I wish Amazon would stop finding things I might like.

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Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier man.

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I could never work in an aquarium. I would have a penguin under my shirt at the end of the shift.

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Liking a post I don’t understand just to impress the algorithm.

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Me, on New Year’s Eve: I think instead of kissing at midnight, I’m just going to go outside and scream.

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If Liverpool play Real Madrid right now, both teams will lose the game.

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Money talks, and also waves goodbye.

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And to my children I leave my collection of tote bags and gift bags.

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Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to leave work early.

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Someone from 🇪🇸 has shared:

I love Fleetwood Mac, but “thunder only happens when it’s raining” is just not true.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has copied:

If I were lost and all I had was a compass, I would still be lost.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

You can tell you’re getting old when the barber spends less time on the top of your head and more time on your ears.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has copied:

Cashews are my favorite because they’re salty and hunched over just like me.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has downloaded:

When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying ‘Haven’t decided yet’ is typically a good response.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

I wanna be a villain so I can just saunter everywhere. The heroes are always sprinting, always running. You ever seen Darth Vader run? Hell no. And I ain’t about to either.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has copied:

My childhood led me to believe that as an adult I’d have to contend with truth serum, lava, quicksand, trap doors, and secret passageways. So far it’s mostly been weight gain and existential dread.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has copied:

Your 20s are for developing attachments to people who will haunt you for the rest of your life.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has downloaded:

Forget tequila, I’m at the age where you can wake up with a hangover from Netflix.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has viewed:

Schedule your bikini wax for the first thing in the morning, and you won’t need that cup of coffee.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Instagram:

I was so locked in, to the point where we were tongue-kissing with morning breath.

Making waves on YouTube:

My lawyer dropped his briefcase and nunchuks fell out.

Spotted on Twitch:

If i had $5 for every time I said up yours to someone, my butler would be saying it for me.

Trending via WeChat:

People who leave the blinds closed the entire plane ride: who hurt you?

Seen just now on Twitch:

“Don’t shoot your gun at the hurricane” the government says. I’ll do my own research, thanks.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

“We’re the only species that drinks milk after infancy, dairy is bad for you!” We’re also the only species that drinks peach mango pineapple spirulina kale smoothies, Karen. Let me eat my cheese in peace.

Breaking via Slack:

Earth is hard.

Trending via Twitch:

Don’t fall for me — I’ll treat you right, and you’ll get bored and cheat.

Freshly posted on X:

Do y’all ever think about how, in Korean, you can’t scream over text because there’s no uppercase… I think about that all the time, for some reason.

Going bananas on Slack:

Spending all my money on lottery tickets so I’ll either be rich or poor, none of this wishy-washy stuff in the middle.

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