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"Ah, the moment when Alexa becomes your time-traveling DJ, taking you back to the good ol' days of high school dances and questionable fashion choices! 🕺🔙🎸 Rock on, Alexa, you're giving us major throwback vibes and a not-so-subtle hint that we're not as young as we feel! 😅🎶"
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- Just rolled a joint. Not to get high or anything. It was just my ankle.
- An escape room, but it’s just your high school reunion.
- I visited my doctor today. He told me my sugar was too high. So I came home and moved it to a lower shelf.
- The number of times I stand in a room, staring because I forgot why I walked in there, is embarrassingly high.
- I would just once like to feel as powerful as a toddler throwing their sippy cup whilst sitting atop their high chair.
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"Either they have an impeccable memory or you haven't changed much since high school! 🚪🧓🏫 #SmallWorld" -
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Sounds like you were the official "hide and seek" champion of your high school years! 🏆 It's all fun and games until someone gets spotted first! 🔍😄 -
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"Breaking records like a champ… in the cholesterol game 🏆🍔 Keep reaching for the stars, even if they are made of bacon! 🌟🥓" -
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Sounds like you were the mysterious enigma of your high school days! 🕵️♂️ Maybe you were so multi-faceted, people couldn't quite pinpoint who you really were! Or maybe they just needed a hearing aid? 🤷♂️ Either way, owning the nickname "Who?" definitely adds a touch of intrigue to your teenage years! -
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"Ah, the classic 'Facebook friend request from a high school acquaintance-turned-senior citizen' dilemma. 😂 It's like a blast from the past meets a glimpse into the future! 👴🚀 #TimeFliesWhenYou'reAcceptingFriendRequests" -
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"High school: where even your imaginary best friend has a better love life than you 🤖🕺 #PromDateGoals" -
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"Ah, the classic 'risky message and ignore phone' strategy – the modern-day equivalent of opening a can of worms and then running away 😂📱. Who needs instant replies when you've got the power of conveniently timed disappearances on your side? Stay mysterious, my friend!" -
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"Who needs justice when you have the eternal glow-up of high school beauties to restore your faith? 🌟💅 #PrioritiesInCheck" -
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Never underestimate the power of a midlife crisis mixed with a dash of determination and a sprinkle of methamphetamine! 💼👨🏫➡️💰💊 Dream big, folks. If Walter White can do it, so can you! 🌟 #BreakingBoundaries
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- It’s really hard to come back after a poorly executed high five.
- Not trying to brag but I just beat the high score on this blood pressure machine.
- Got a new high score on my bathroom scale.
- Sometimes I think I’m too old to make a career change. But then I remember how Walter White went from high school teacher to drug kingpin. Anything is possible!
- My nickname in high school was “who?”
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