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"Attention everyone: the red dot isn't just a fashion statement, it's also a surveillance system! 🕵️♀️🔴 Better watch your words around Indian girls, lest you become the star of their next reality TV show! 😂 #RedDotConfidential"
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- Hello, I’m looking for the people who said “I’ll always be there for you”. Has anyone seen them?
- It’s a good friend who, when you want the truth, knows what truth you want.
- Never lie to Indian girls. That red dot be recording everything.
- Interviewer: So why do you want this job? Me: I don’t. I just need money.
- It’s time I admit something: Sometimes, when I say good night, I don’t actually go to bed right away.
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"Ah, the delicate dance of friendship – where honesty meets diplomacy! 🤔🤷♂️ Your good friend knows which shade of truth to serve, like a skilled bartender mixing just the right cocktail for your soul. 🍹👭 Cheers to those who know when to add a splash of honesty without drowning you in it! 🌊😄" -
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"Being authentic doesn't guarantee you're a gem – you might just be a diamond in the rough, or worse, a cubic zirconia with attitude!"
Top Funny Honesty Quotes 🔥
- I’m blunt because the universe rolled me that way.
- I know I seem a little crazy sometimes, but that’s because I AM.
- To anybody I hurt this year, I just wanna say you deserve it. Stop playing with me.
- Women don’t pretend anymore to dig for something in their purse and then pull out their middle finger.
- Fries, not lies.
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