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  • It’s a good friend who, when you want the truth, knows what truth you want.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the delicate dance of friendship – where honesty meets diplomacy! 🤔🤷‍♂️ Your good friend knows which shade of truth to serve, like a skilled bartender mixing just the right cocktail for your soul. 🍹👭 Cheers to those who know when to add a splash of honesty without drowning you in it! 🌊😄”

  • Fries, not lies.

    Commentary:
    “Remember folks: Fries 🍟 are always a better option than lies! Stay crispy, stay truthful! 🤥🚫😋”

  • Authentic isn’t automatically good. You could be an authentic douchebag.

    Commentary:
    “Being authentic doesn’t guarantee you’re a gem – you might just be a diamond in the rough, or worse, a cubic zirconia with attitude!”

  • If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.

    Commentary:
    Well, they say honesty is the best policy, but it seems like some people might prefer a more lucrative career path! If lying paid as well as a CEO salary, we’d have a whole new generation of billionaires lining up for the job. Just imagine the job interview: “So, what would you say is your greatest strength?” “Oh, definitely my ability to tell a convincing fib!”

  • “Are you ok?” Of course not. Next question!

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the classic ‘Are you ok?’ question – the ultimate setup for a comedic response. ‘Of course not. Next question!’ – a perfect blend of honesty and sass. It’s like a verbal eye-roll followed by a mic drop. Bravo to whoever came up with that gem!”

  • It’s time I admit something: Sometimes, when I say good night, I don’t actually go to bed right away.

    Commentary:
    “Confession time: Saying good night but staying up? I’m the real MVP of fake bedtime routines! 🦉🛌 #NightOwlSecrets”

  • I’m blunt because the universe rolled me that way.

    Commentary:
    “Sorry, I can’t sugarcoat it – I was born a straight shooter thanks to the universe’s quirky sense of humor! 🌌🎲 #BluntAndRollingWithIt”

  • It may sound crazy but some of us are nice without hidden agendas.

    Commentary:
    “Surprising, right? It’s like stumbling upon a unicorn in a sea of donkeys. Who knew genuine kindness could exist without a secret plot to take over the world? It’s like finding a diamond in the rough, except this diamond doesn’t come with any fine print or sneaky terms and conditions. Keep an eye out for these rare specimens – they’re the real MVPs in a world full of undercover operators.”

  • I don’t even know what the Transformers are fighting about, to be honest.

    Commentary:
    “Trying to follow the plot of Transformers is like listening to a heated argument between your appliances. 🤖🤷‍♂️ Maybe they’re just malfunctioning over who gets to be Prime Rib… I mean, Prime Leader. 🤣🍖 #TransformersTroubles”

  • Tomorrow isn’t promised, so make sure you tell bad people they’re bad.

    Commentary:
    “Life’s too short to let bad vibes linger! 🙅‍♂️ Embrace the honesty and keep your circle squeaky clean.🧼 Just remember, karma is always watching! 😉♻️”

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