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Hello, I’m looking for the people who said “I’ll always be there for you”. Has anyone seen them?
It’s a good friend who, when you want the truth, knows what truth you want.
Never lie to Indian girls. That red dot be recording everything.
Interviewer: So why do you want this job? Me: I don’t. I just need money.
It’s time I admit something: Sometimes, when I say good night, I don’t actually go to bed right away.

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3 months ago
Share →: Never lie to Indian girls. That red dot be recording everything.

Commentary:
"Attention everyone: the red dot isn't just a fashion statement, it's also a surveillance system! 🕵️‍♀️🔴 Better watch your words around Indian girls, lest you become the star of their next reality TV show! 😂 #RedDotConfidential"
3 months ago
Share →: Some things are better left unsaid, but people get drunk and say them anyway.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old wisdom of keeping your lips sealed… until the liquid courage kicks in! 🍷🙊 Why do we always give in to the temptation to spill the tea when our inhibitions are floating away with each sip? It's like our mouths have a secret pact with alcohol to air out all the forbidden thoughts! 🤭💬 Next time you feel the urge to share a little too much, just blame it on the spirits – both the liquid kind and the
3 months ago
Share →: Currently helping my kids find the chocolate that I ate last night.

Commentary:
🍫 "Playing a real-life game of 'Hide and Seek' with my kids – except this time, the chocolate is the master of disguise! It's like a delicious treasure hunt in reverse…or maybe I just have exceptional snack-hiding skills! 😄 #parentingadventures"
3 months ago
Share →: Some things are better left unsaid, which I certainly realize, right after I say them.

Commentary:
"Oh, the classic case of 'think before you speak' failing spectacularly! 🙊😂 It seems like foot-in-mouth syndrome strikes again. Maybe next time, a filter will miraculously appear 🤔😅."
3 months ago
Share →: “Made with love,” means I licked the spoon and kept using it.

Commentary:
"Remember, 'Made with love' doesn't necessarily mean it's germ-free! 🥄😜 #CookingConfessions"
3 months ago
Share →: It’s a good friend who, when you want the truth, knows what truth you want.

Commentary:
"Ah, the delicate dance of friendship – where honesty meets diplomacy! 🤔🤷‍♂️ Your good friend knows which shade of truth to serve, like a skilled bartender mixing just the right cocktail for your soul. 🍹👭 Cheers to those who know when to add a splash of honesty without drowning you in it! 🌊😄"
3 months ago
Share →: Fries, not lies.

Commentary:
"Remember folks: Fries 🍟 are always a better option than lies! Stay crispy, stay truthful! 🤥🚫😋"
3 months ago
Share →: Authentic isn’t automatically good. You could be an authentic douchebag.

Commentary:
"Being authentic doesn't guarantee you're a gem – you might just be a diamond in the rough, or worse, a cubic zirconia with attitude!"
3 months ago
Share →: If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.

Commentary:
Well, they say honesty is the best policy, but it seems like some people might prefer a more lucrative career path! If lying paid as well as a CEO salary, we'd have a whole new generation of billionaires lining up for the job. Just imagine the job interview: "So, what would you say is your greatest strength?" "Oh, definitely my ability to tell a convincing fib!"
3 months ago
Share →: “Are you ok?” Of course not. Next question!

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'Are you ok?' question – the ultimate setup for a comedic response. 'Of course not. Next question!' – a perfect blend of honesty and sass. It's like a verbal eye-roll followed by a mic drop. Bravo to whoever came up with that gem!"