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Group projects in school weren’t meant to teach you teamwork, they were meant to teach you how to deal with the incompetence of your coworkers in the workplace.

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I talk to my dog like she’s human and, like most humans, she looks at me like I’m an idiot.

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The echo in my house when it’s clean is unsettling. Better order more stuff.

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There must be an invisible mechanism on my book. Every time I open it, my husband starts trying to talk to me.

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I miss phone booths. We used to train our immune system in those things.

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Can’t threaten me with screenshots. I’ll get a microphone and say it again.

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I want to live in a world where TV sitcoms have catchy theme songs again.

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The gothic urge to live in a sleepy seaside town with a terrifying backstory.

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People who lie all the time really think that we don’t know.

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The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.

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Who called it an undertaker and not a host mortem?

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Listen to the birds, not the news.

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My role at Thanksgiving dinner is to Blair Witch it alone in the corner.

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Annoyed because I want to live my life without a job.

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Why are “hemorrhoids” not called “assteroids”?

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Don’t mispronounce anything next to me and think I didn’t hear it.

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Hulk Hogan’s gone, so I’ll be ripping shirts and screaming “BROTHERRR!” at strangers in his honor.

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Can you imagine how hot I’d be if I ate right and took care of my body? I’m not gonna do it, but can you imagine?

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My boss doesn’t want dogs in the office. But he didn’t say anything about alpacas.

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You can tell a group isn’t gonna make it big just by their name.

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We like to vilify hot people, but it’s important to know that people who aren’t hot are also terrible.

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Accidentally manifested an emotionally intelligent man that is hot and can cook. We’re currently staring at each other.

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It’s so hot, ice bears are opening lemonade stands.

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It’s so hot, I just saw a squirrel fanning its nuts.

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You’re really hot. Wanna share microplastics?

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The only downside to dating hot men is that when it ends, he’s still hot.

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Wife is temporary. Being the hot EX is forever.

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Women love it when you approach them on the street and say “whoa, is there a hot babe convention in town?”

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I like my men like I like my coffee. Not that hot but still making me anxious.

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Don’t rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe they have hotter friends. Thank me later.

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My favorite hobby is withering away.

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Most earthquakes could have been an email.

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Instead of those cute mini pizzas, they should invent gigantic ones that take four people to carry.

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I absolutely hate being woken from a nap. There were other treadmills in the gym that dude could have used.

95 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My daughter’s morning alarm is less to wake her up, and more to warn the rest of us.

74 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m not into casual sex. Send me a résumé.

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I always leave my friends voicemails in case they suddenly decide to be a musician and need an interlude.

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Sometimes I need a break from myself but it’s like, ugh, everywhere I go there I am.

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If my memory gets any worse, I’ll be able to plan my own surprise party.

42 shares on Reddit this month:

If you ask him what he admires most about a woman and he says brains, you’ve got yourself a zombie.

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I’m living in a parallel universe where I suck at parking.

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Bugs Bunny was my introduction to opera. Can’t say I’ve kept up with it much since.

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Men have feelings too! Hunger, for example. Or thirst.

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The easiest diet is lack of money. You don’t have to do anything.

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I’m like a semicolon, most people don’t know what to do with me.

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The purpose of a meme is to disturb the humorless, and to humor the disturbed.

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Introverts be like “I know a place”, then go home.

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“I asked Grok. I asked ChatGPT.” Yeah, well, I asked my mom. She said no.

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Commas are like garlic, you measure with your heart.

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Not just anyone can be cremated. You have to urn it.

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I get so embarrassed for no reason after posting on social media, like, why am I showing my life?

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Dear LOL, thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say.

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I am like the weather. Temporarily friendly.

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Airport security asked me if I’ve seen anything unusual. I just paid $18 for a coke & a sandwich. Let’s start with that.

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Did you know that it’s actually possible to say, “I don’t know enough about this to have an opinion”?

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