80 Funny human quotes

Funny human quotes πŸ—¨οΈ are like delightful snapshots of life’s quirky moments πŸ˜‚. They capture the wit and whimsy of everyday experiences, offering a playful twist on our shared human adventures 🌍. These quotes transform mundane situations into laugh-out-loud anecdotes, reminding us to find joy in the little things πŸŽ‰. Dive into a world where words tickle your funny bone and bring a smile to your face 😊!

80 Funny human quotes - Watching my wife absolutely hate my daughter’s boyfriend while being nice and hospitable to him has made me question every interaction I’ve had with another human being in my life.

Watching my wife absolutely hate my daughter’s boyfriend while being nice and hospitable to him has made me question every interaction I’ve had with another human being in my life.

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When you've been looking through rose-colored glasses your whole life but suddenly realize they were actually fogged up lenses πŸ˜‚πŸ˜… #LifeLessons #MomSkills πŸ‘€πŸΈ

80 Funny human quotes - I hope one day I will sleep before midnight like normal humans do. Every day I sleep tomorrow, even yesterday I slept today.

I hope one day I will sleep before midnight like normal humans do. Every day I sleep tomorrow, even yesterday I slept today.

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I'm starting to think my sleep schedule is trying to time travel without me! β°πŸš€πŸ˜΄

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80 Funny human quotes - Daily reminder that you’re biologically programmed to get laid, eat good food, connect with other humans, and enjoy yourself. Everything else is literally made up.

Daily reminder that you’re biologically programmed to get laid, eat good food, connect with other humans, and enjoy yourself. Everything else is literally made up.

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Sounds like I need to reboot my biological software because I’m still buffering on step one! πŸ½οΈπŸ€”πŸ˜…

80 Funny human quotes - There should be an Olympics where athletes can take as many drugs as they want. Like, to hell with y’all, let’s see how high humans can really jump.

There should be an Olympics where athletes can take as many drugs as they want. Like, to hell with y’all, let’s see how high humans can really jump.

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I can't wait to see the 100m sprint where athletes teleport to the finish line! πŸš€πŸ˜‚