32 Funny human quotes

I don't think human beings were built to know everything going on in the world all the time.

I don’t think human beings were built to know everything going on in the world all the time.

Funny Quotes Feb 24, 2025

I prefer my weighted blanket in human form.

I prefer my weighted blanket in human form.

Funny Quotes Feb 14, 2025

I love dogs with human names because you get to say things like Bob pooped on the rug again.

I love dogs with human names because you get to say things like Bob pooped on the rug again.

Funny Quotes Feb 4, 2025

Human stupidity exists because if everyone were smart, we'd have no one to laugh at on the internet.

Human stupidity exists because if everyone were smart, we’d have no one to laugh at on the internet.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

It’s okay to embarrass yourself a little in the pursuit of human connection.

It’s okay to embarrass yourself a little in the pursuit of human connection.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

Human hibernation should be a thing.

Human hibernation should be a thing.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

This is a horrible time in history to be a decent human being.

This is a horrible time in history to be a decent human being.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

My burning question is who thought a two day weekend would suffice the human body.

My burning question is who thought a two day weekend would suffice the human body.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I’m basically the human version of tangled up Christmas lights.

I’m basically the human version of tangled up Christmas lights.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Sometimes I worry that avoiding all human interaction isn’t a real hobby.

Sometimes I worry that avoiding all human interaction isn’t a real hobby.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025