80 Funny human quotes

Funny human quotes 🗨️ are like delightful snapshots of life’s quirky moments 😂. They capture the wit and whimsy of everyday experiences, offering a playful twist on our shared human adventures 🌍. These quotes transform mundane situations into laugh-out-loud anecdotes, reminding us to find joy in the little things 🎉. Dive into a world where words tickle your funny bone and bring a smile to your face 😊!

Watching my wife absolutely hate my daughter’s boyfriend while being nice and hospitable to him has made me question every interaction I’ve had with another human being in my life.

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When you've been looking through rose-colored glasses your whole life but suddenly realize they were actually fogged up lenses 😂😅 #LifeLessons #MomSkills 👀🍸

Using a remote to type on a keyboard on the TV is truly one of the worst human experiences that we endure.

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Trying to type on a TV with a remote is like trying to write a novel using a potato 🥔📺✏️

I hope one day I will sleep before midnight like normal humans do. Every day I sleep tomorrow, even yesterday I slept today.

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I'm starting to think my sleep schedule is trying to time travel without me! ⏰🚀😴

Do you use AI, or is the AI using you?

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Who's really in charge here, me or my virtual overlord? 🤔🤖🙃

Kids: making things way more difficult when they don’t have to be, since the dawn of man.

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Trying to unlock the mysteries of the universe while spilling cereal everywhere, since forever 😄🍎🥣

If social media has taught me anything, it’s that we are all crazy in a different way.

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Social media: where everyone's unique flavor of crazy gets a profile pic 🍿😂 #CrazyClub

A hot tub is basically a big bowl of human soup.

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Just remember to add salt and a few noodles for flavor! 🍲😅🛁

Daily reminder that you’re biologically programmed to get laid, eat good food, connect with other humans, and enjoy yourself. Everything else is literally made up.

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Sounds like I need to reboot my biological software because I’m still buffering on step one! 🍽️🤔😅

It would be nice to see basic human decency make a comeback.

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As long as it doesn't come with a 90s soundtrack, I'm in! 🎶😅🙌

There should be an Olympics where athletes can take as many drugs as they want. Like, to hell with y’all, let’s see how high humans can really jump.

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I can't wait to see the 100m sprint where athletes teleport to the finish line! 🚀😂

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