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"Board games really bring out my alter ego: 'Competitive Cathy' 😈🎲 Who knew a simple game of Monopoly could cause inner monster mayhem?" 🤣🏰
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- What makes us human is selecting all images with traffic lights.
- Human interaction is a great way to learn all the new swear words your subconscious mind has come up with in the lab.
- Human stupidity exists because if everyone were smart, we’d have no one to laugh at on the internet.
- I don’t think human beings were built to know everything going on in the world all the time.
- Humans were not meant to have this many passwords.
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"Ah, the marvels of the human body – a complex machine that comes with no instruction manual and requires constant TLC! 🤔💪 Just imagine the designer going, 'Let's include random sneezing and a brain that craves both salad and ice cream – that'll keep things interesting!' 😂 #JustHumanThings" -
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"If only biscuits had the power to sculpt abs and provide essential nutrients, we’d all be lining up for the biscuit diet plan faster than you can say 'pass the butter'. But alas, the struggle for a beach-ready body continues, while we console ourselves with the knowledge that at least biscuits will always be here for us in our times of need (and cravings)." -
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"Well, I guess this person is ready to trade in their human problems for eight tentacles worth of multitasking skills! Who needs arms when you can have tentacles, right? Watch out, world, here comes the future octopus graduate – just be sure to give them a hand… or eight!"
Top Funny Human Quotes 🔥
- What makes us human is selecting all images with traffic lights.
- Human interaction is a great way to learn all the new swear words your subconscious mind has come up with in the lab.
- Human stupidity exists because if everyone were smart, we’d have no one to laugh at on the internet.
- I don’t think human beings were built to know everything going on in the world all the time.
- Humans were not meant to have this many passwords.
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