21 Funny hygiene quotes — Wordgag ツ

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but throw away your disgusting dish sponge.

2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

Even if you like anime, you gotta still wear deodorant, man.

4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

Centaurs can’t wipe their asses.

1 month ago1 month ago

I know life can be tough, but you still gotta wear deodorant.

2 months ago2 months ago

Sometimes, u just gotta clean your room and apply an elaborate skincare routine, and pretend that’s equivalent to getting ur life in order.

2 months ago2 months ago

People who pee in the shower, have you thought about peeing before you get in the shower?

2 months ago2 months ago

Every night, millions of teeth go unbrushed.

2 months ago2 months ago

I want a restraining order on everyone who doesn’t wear deodorant.

2 months ago2 months ago

Just because the deodorant says 48 hrs, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

2 months ago2 months ago

Don’t forget to brush your teeth, comb your hair, cleanse your face, and share my posts.

2 months ago2 months ago

Washing my hands in the sink and then wiping them on my cat, like a towel.

3 months ago3 months ago

Just because the deodorant says 48 hours, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

3 months ago3 months ago

You should always wash your sheets once a week in case they are really ghosts and need a shower.

4 months ago4 months ago

Just had my biannual teeth cleaning like some barn animal.

6 months ago

Washing your face and water going down your elbow is so sickening.

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

My kids couldn’t care less about personal hygiene unless we are running late somewhere.

Jan 28, 2025

The only thing I worry about when I’m in the restroom is if people are washing their hands or not.

Jan 28, 2025

It must be hard for a vampire to floss their fangs when they can’t see their reflection in a mirror.

Jan 27, 2025

I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables. Turns out I was on the mothership.

Jan 24, 2025

There’s nothing worse than being in public and you touch something that shouldn’t be sticky and it is.

Jan 22, 2025