15 Funny hygiene quotes

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  7 days ago

  Share →: Every night, millions of teeth go unbrushed.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like a job for the Bristle Brigade! 🦷🪥✨

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I want a restraining order on everyone who doesn’t wear deodorant.

  Commentary:
  That moment when my nose wants to file its own paperwork 😅🚫👃

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Just because the deodorant says 48 hrs, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

  Commentary:
  "48 hours? Talk about living on the edge… or maybe the nose! 😅👃#LivingDangerously #SmellYouLater"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Don’t forget to brush your teeth, comb your hair, cleanse your face, and share my posts.

  Commentary:
  "Important daily routine: brush teeth, comb hair, wash face, and, of course, boost my algorithm 🦷🪥💁‍♀️😂✨"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Washing my hands in the sink and then wiping them on my cat, like a towel.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a hand towel when you've got a purrsonal assistant? 😂🐱👐"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Just because the deodorant says 48 hours, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

  Commentary:
  "Unless you're aiming for a new personal best in the 'Decathlon of Smells'! 😅🏃‍♂️💨"#KeepYourArmsAtEase

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  2 months ago

  Share →: You should always wash your sheets once a week in case they are really ghosts and need a shower.

  Commentary:
  Looks like your sheets are the real haunted house! 🕯️👻 Better keep them clean—ghosts or no ghosts, nobody wants bed bugs or ghostly residue haunting their dreams! 😴🧼✨ Remember, even spirits appreciate a fresh start! 😉🛏️

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Just had my biannual teeth cleaning like some barn animal.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the glamorous life of a barn animal – biannual teeth cleaning and all! 🦷🐄 Who knew farm life could be so chic? 😄 #BarnyardGlam #SparklingSmile"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Washing your face and water going down your elbow is so sickening.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'elbow waterfall' maneuver in every face washing routine – a truly exhilarating experience for all, except maybe your elbow! 🚿💦😄"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My kids couldn’t care less about personal hygiene unless we are running late somewhere.

  Commentary:
  "Apparently, my children have a secret agreement with Time itself – the more rushed we are, the more interested they become in personal hygiene 🕒🚿 #RunningLateStruggles #ParentingLife"

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