Funny hygiene quotes

Washing your face and water going down your elbow is so sickening.

Washing your face and water going down your elbow is so sickening.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

My kids couldn’t care less about personal hygiene unless we are running late somewhere.

My kids couldn’t care less about personal hygiene unless we are running late somewhere.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

The only thing I worry about when I’m in the restroom is if people are washing their hands or not.

The only thing I worry about when I’m in the restroom is if people are washing their hands or not.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

It must be hard for a vampire to floss their fangs when they can’t see their reflection in a mirror.

It must be hard for a vampire to floss their fangs when they can’t see their reflection in a mirror.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables. Turns out I was on the mothership.

I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables. Turns out I was on the mothership.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

There’s nothing worse than being in public and you touch something that shouldn’t be sticky and it is.

There’s nothing worse than being in public and you touch something that shouldn’t be sticky and it is.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

I prefer to use deodorant immediately after shaving my armpits so that I can feel that I'm still alive.

I prefer to use deodorant immediately after shaving my armpits so that I can feel that I’m still alive.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Just had my biannual teeth cleaning like some barn animal.

Just had my biannual teeth cleaning like some barn animal.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025