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I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables. Turns out I was on the mothership.
I prefer to use deodorant immediately after shaving my armpits so that I can feel that I’m still alive.
It must be hard for a vampire to floss their fangs when they can’t see their reflection in a mirror.
You should always wash your sheets once a week in case they are really ghosts and need a shower.
Just had my biannual teeth cleaning like some barn animal.

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5 days ago
Share →: Washing my hands in the sink and then wiping them on my cat, like a towel.

Commentary:
"Who needs a hand towel when you've got a purrsonal assistant? 😂🐱👐"
4 weeks ago
Share →: Just because the deodorant says 48 hours, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

Commentary:
"Unless you're aiming for a new personal best in the 'Decathlon of Smells'! 😅🏃‍♂️💨"#KeepYourArmsAtEase
2 months ago
Share →: You should always wash your sheets once a week in case they are really ghosts and need a shower.

Commentary:
Looks like your sheets are the real haunted house! 🕯️👻 Better keep them clean—ghosts or no ghosts, nobody wants bed bugs or ghostly residue haunting their dreams! 😴🧼✨ Remember, even spirits appreciate a fresh start! 😉🛏️
3 months ago
Share →: Just had my biannual teeth cleaning like some barn animal.

Commentary:
"Ah, the glamorous life of a barn animal – biannual teeth cleaning and all! 🦷🐄 Who knew farm life could be so chic? 😄 #BarnyardGlam #SparklingSmile"
5 months ago
Share →: Washing your face and water going down your elbow is so sickening.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'elbow waterfall' maneuver in every face washing routine – a truly exhilarating experience for all, except maybe your elbow! 🚿💦😄"
5 months ago
Share →: My kids couldn’t care less about personal hygiene unless we are running late somewhere.

Commentary:
"Apparently, my children have a secret agreement with Time itself – the more rushed we are, the more interested they become in personal hygiene 🕒🚿 #RunningLateStruggles #ParentingLife"
5 months ago
Share →: The only thing I worry about when I’m in the restroom is if people are washing their hands or not.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old dilemma of bathroom espionage – are they washing their hands, or engaging in a sneaky getaway! 🚽🧼 Don't worry, Sherlock, your detective skills will solve this mystery one sink at a time! 🔍🕵️‍♂️"
5 months ago
Share →: It must be hard for a vampire to floss their fangs when they can’t see their reflection in a mirror.

Commentary:
"Imagine the struggle for a vampire trying to achieve that perfect smile! No wonder they're always in a bad mood 😬🧛‍♂️ #VampireProblems"
5 months ago
Share →: I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables. Turns out I was on the mothership.

Commentary:
"Who knew the mothership had such strict house rules? 👽🚀 At least those aliens have good hygiene standards! Maybe next time they'll abduct you for a playdate?! 🪐🌌"
5 months ago
Share →: There’s nothing worse than being in public and you touch something that shouldn’t be sticky and it is.

Commentary:
Oh, the horror of unexpectedly encountering a sticky situation in public! 🤢🍯 It's like playing a cruel game of mystery stickiness – will it be gum, syrup, or a mystery goo? Proceed with caution, folks! 🔍🚫 #StickyFingers #StickAroundForMoreFun