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Just had my biannual teeth cleaning like some barn animal.

1 month ago

Washing your face and water going down your elbow is so sickening.

3 months ago

My kids couldn’t care less about personal hygiene unless we are running late somewhere.

3 months ago

The only thing I worry about when I’m in the restroom is if people are washing their hands or not.

3 months ago

It must be hard for a vampire to floss their fangs when they can’t see their reflection in a mirror.

3 months ago

I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables. Turns out I was on the mothership.

3 months ago

There’s nothing worse than being in public and you touch something that shouldn’t be sticky and it is.

3 months ago

I prefer to use deodorant immediately after shaving my armpits so that I can feel that I’m still alive.

3 months ago