32 Funny hygiene quotes

• The biggest difference between my toddler and me is that if I had poop on my butt, that’d be priority #1.

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  5 days ago

  1, butt, childhood, difference, humor, hygiene, i, me, parent, parenting, poop, priority, toddler

• Hand sanitizer will find a cut you didn’t even know you had.

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  6 days ago

  cut, even, hand, hand sanitizer, health, humor, hygiene, joke, know, pain, sanitizer

• Hair is unwashed, so I obviously feel like I’m fundamentally unlovable.

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  6 days ago

  care, feel, feeling, feeling unlovable, hair, humor, hygiene, i, insecurity, personal, personal care, self-esteem, unlovable

• The concept of hot water showers feeling so good but not actually being good for your hair or skin is disgusting.

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  6 days ago

  actually, being, concept, contradiction, discomfort, disgusting, feeling, good, hair, hot, hot water, hygiene, irony, shower, showers, skin, water

• The fact Head and Shoulders doesn’t have a body wash called Knees and Toes, is disappointing.

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  6 days ago

  body, body wash, brand, called, disappointment, fact, head, Head and Shoulders, humor, hygiene, idea, knees, product, product idea, shampoo, shoulders, t, wash

• I’ve got 50 minutes to make it look like I’ve been flossing for the last 6 months.

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  6 days ago

  50, 6, care, dental, dental hygiene, flossing, got, humor, hygiene, last, minutes, months, oral, oral care, pressure, procrastination, time, time pressure

• Few things in life are as disappointing as having to poop right after a shower.

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  6 days ago

  after, bathroom, disappointment, having, hygiene, life, poop, right, shower, things

• Perfume is key, but deodorant is keyer and showering is keyest.

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  6 days ago

  care, deodorant, humor, hygiene, key, perfume, personal, personal care, shower, wordplay

• Sometimes, u just gotta clean your room and apply an elaborate skincare routine, and pretend that’s equivalent to getting ur life in order.

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  7 days ago

  clean, clean room, daily, daily routine, equivalent, getting, humor, hygiene, just, life, life order, motivation, order, personal, personal hygiene, pretend, procrastination, room, routine, self-care, skincare, skincare routine, sometimes

• People who pee in the shower, have you thought about peeing before you get in the shower?

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  1 week ago

  before, hygiene, pee, peeing, people, question, shower, thought

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