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Before the internet, people thought that there was only one idiot per town. We were so wrong.

2 weeks ago

The main reason for stress is the daily contact with idiots.

1 month ago

Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

1 month ago

User: the word computer professionals use when they mean ‘idiot.’

1 month ago

If idiots could fly, TikTok would be an airport.

1 month ago

For the first time in history, you can simply post “He’s an idiot” and 90% of the world will know whom you’re talking about.

1 month ago

Drink coffee, avoid idiots, read books and repeat.

1 month ago

I’m not an idiot anymore, universe, please stop with the lessons.

2 months ago

My ex had this fetish where he would dress up in his own clothes and act like an idiot.

3 months ago

Sometimes I miss the time when there was only one idiot per village.

3 months ago

Everyone is getting idioter.

3 months ago

You’re never too old to become less of an idiot.

3 months ago

“You’re under the weather?” We all are, idiot. It’s in the sky.

3 months ago

Why are these idiots only giving robots two arms?

3 months ago

I got my superpowers when I was bitten by a radioactive idiot.

3 months ago

Sometimes the universe puts you in the same situations again to see if you’re still an idiot.

3 months ago

An evil genius rising to a position of power is bad but it makes sense at least. Feels insulting we’re constantly seeing evil idiots doing it instead.

3 months ago

LinkedIn: where you desperately hope that one idiot you had a drink with six years ago can somehow help get you a job.

3 months ago

I talk to my dog like she’s human and, like most humans, she looks at me like I’m an idiot.

3 months ago

How soon into a new relationship should you let her know you’re an idiot?

3 months ago