33 Funny idiot quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I didn’t just turn into a grouchy old woman overnight. It took years of people letting me down, pissing me off, and dealing with idiots to get this good at it.

  Commentary:
  "Certified Grouchy Expert: Earning this title took blood, sweat, and idiots. 😂👵💪 #ProfessionalCrab"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Do clouds ever look down on us and say, “This one is shaped like an idiot”?

  Commentary:
  "Do clouds ever look down on us and say, 'This one is shaping up to be a real drizzle!'? ☁️😆💦"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: If you can’t look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you are probably still an idiot.

  Commentary:
  "Current me looking back at past me: 🎢🤡. At least one of us is evolving!" 😂💡

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Before the internet, people thought that there was only one idiot per town. We were so wrong.

  Commentary:
  "Before the internet, people thought that there was only one idiot per town. 🤦‍♂️ Turns out, the world is filled with a whole lot more! 🤣 Welcome to the global village of fools! 🌎🤪"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: The main reason for stress is the daily contact with idiots.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, the daily dance with the delightful divas of dumbness! 💃🤦‍♂️ Remember to keep your sanity intact as you tango with the clueless crew!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

  Commentary:
  "Arguing with an idiot is like trying to teach a fish how to ride a bicycle 🐟🚴‍♂️ Don't get caught in their trap of endless loops and illogicalities! Just smile, wave, and let them dance in their own circus of confusion 🤡💫"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: User: the word computer professionals use when they mean ‘idiot.’

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic "User" – the secret code word for 'idiot' in the language of computer professionals 🤓💻 It's like the tech world's equivalent of saying "bless your heart" in the South! Just remember, when they say "User error," what they really mean is "Oops, someone pressed the wrong button again" 😆 #TechSlang #UserError

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  4 months ago

  Share →: If idiots could fly, TikTok would be an airport.

  Commentary:
  If idiots could fly, TikTok would indeed be the busiest airport in the world! Get ready for some turbulence as we navigate through the endless stream of questionable content at this high-flying social media hub. Fasten your seatbelts, folks – it's a bumpy ride filled with dance challenges and lip-sync fails!

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  4 months ago

  Share →: For the first time in history, you can simply post “He’s an idiot” and 90% of the world will know whom you’re talking about.

  Commentary:
  Isn't it amazing how a simple post can speak volumes these days? 🤣 It's like a global game of "Guess Who?" where the answer is usually pretty obvious! 🌏💭 #ModernClues #InstantIdentification

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Drink coffee, avoid idiots, read books and repeat.

  Commentary:
  "Life's simple recipe for success: ☕️ Drink coffee to stay awake, 🧠 avoid idiots to stay sane, 📚 read books for wisdom, and then just hit that repeat button! 🔄 Now, who's up for some caffeine-fueled enlightenment and idiot-free adventures?"

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