Funny importance quotes

• People who don’t like pickles are so important because they give me their pickles.

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  1 month ago

  food, give, humor, importance, important, me, people, pickle, sharing

• I think it’s extremely important, especially in the morning, to be quiet.

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  2 months ago

  daily, daily routine, humor, i, importance, important, introvert, morning, personality, quiet, routine, silence, think

• Sometimes, fasting from people is also important.

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  2 months ago

  alone, alone time, fasting, humor, importance, important, people, self-care, social, sometimes, time

• Don’t forget to overestimate your importance today.

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  2 months ago

  confidence, forget, humor, importance, irony, motivation, overestimate, self-esteem, today

• Sisters are so important. How else would my mom find out all the stuff I didn’t want her to know.

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  3 months ago

  else, family, humor, i, importance, important, know, mom, relationship, secret, sister, stuff, want

• The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot.

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  3 months ago

  appearance, college, dating, hot, humor, i, importance, important, lesson, life, life lesson, matter, matters, priorities, self-esteem, stress, thing, where

• I hate apps that shut off your music when you open them, like how fu*king important do you think you are?

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  3 months ago

  annoyance, apps, frustration, hate, i, importance, important, interruptions, music, open, shut, technology, think

• I’ve learned two important things in life, I can’t remember the first one, but the second one is to write everything down.

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  3 months ago

  everything, forgetfulness, humor, i, importance, important, lesson, life, life lesson, memory, remember, second, second lesson, things, writing

• The most important meal of the day is the next one.

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  3 months ago

  day, eating, food, humor, importance, meal, next, timing

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