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Sometimes, fasting from people is also important.

3 months ago

Don’t forget to overestimate your importance today.

3 months ago

Sisters are so important. How else would my mom find out all the stuff I didn’t want her to know.

3 months ago

The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot.

3 months ago

I hate apps that shut off your music when you open them, like how fu*king important do you think you are?

3 months ago

I’ve learned two important things in life, I can’t remember the first one, but the second one is to write everything down.

3 months ago

The most important meal of the day is the next one.

3 months ago