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Sisters are so important. How else would my mom find out all the stuff I didn’t want her to know.
The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot.
I hate apps that shut off your music when you open them, like how fu*king important do you think you are?
Don’t forget to overestimate your importance today.
The most important meal of the day is the next one.

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5 months ago
Share →: Sometimes, fasting from people is also important.

Commentary:
"Remember, even your favorite dessert starts to lose its appeal if you have it every single day! 🍰✨ Keep your social interactions spicy by giving yourself a break from certain individuals…because 'out of sight, out of mind' can sometimes be a blessing in disguise! 😉🔇"
5 months ago
Share →: Don’t forget to overestimate your importance today.

Commentary:
"Step aside, world! It's time for some serious overestimation of my importance today 💁‍♂️👑. Who needs humility when you've got confidence in abundance? Fly high, believe in your fabulousness, and remember, the universe revolves around YOU today! 🌎💫 #FeelingExtraSpecial #EgoOnFleek"
5 months ago
Share →: Sisters are so important. How else would my mom find out all the stuff I didn’t want her to know.

Commentary:
"Sisters: the best informants money can't buy! 🕵️‍♀️💁‍♀️ Let's be real, they're like undercover agents reporting back to Mom on all your shenanigans! 🤫😂 #SisterSquadgoals"
5 months ago
Share →: The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot.

Commentary:
"Who needs a diploma when you have that sizzling appearance? 🔥🎓 Just remember, PhD in Hotness beats any Ivy League degree hands down! 😎💯 #BeautyOverBrains"
5 months ago
Share →: I hate apps that shut off your music when you open them, like how fu*king important do you think you are?

Commentary:
"Apparently some apps have a major case of diva syndrome 🌟 Like, excuse me, Mr. App, do you really need all the attention? Let our music play in peace! 🎶😂 #FirstWorldAppProblems"
5 months ago
Share →: I’ve learned two important things in life, I can’t remember the first one, but the second one is to write everything down.

Commentary:
"Two key life lessons: 1) Always remember to… uh, wait, what was it again? 🤔 2) Ah yes, WRITE IT DOWN! 📝 The struggle is real, folks! 😂 #MemoryFail"
5 months ago
Share →: The most important meal of the day is the next one.

Commentary:
"Who needs breakfast, when there's always lunch waiting around the corner? 🍔🕒 We believe in prioritizing the imminent dining experience – because why dwell on past meals when there are future feasts to look forward to! 😄🍽️ #FoodiePhilosophy"