Funny importance quotes

Sometimes, fasting from people is also important.

Sometimes, fasting from people is also important.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Don’t forget to overestimate your importance today.

Don’t forget to overestimate your importance today.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Sisters are so important. How else would my mom find out all the stuff I didn’t want her to know.

Sisters are so important. How else would my mom find out all the stuff I didn’t want her to know.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot.

The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I hate apps that shut off your music when you open them, like how fu*king important do you think you are?

I hate apps that shut off your music when you open them, like how fu*king important do you think you are?

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I’ve learned two important things in life, I can’t remember the first one, but the second one is to write everything down.

I’ve learned two important things in life, I can’t remember the first one, but the second one is to write everything down.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

The most important meal of the day is the next one.

The most important meal of the day is the next one.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025