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1 month ago
Share →: Arguing through text will have you standing in one spot for 40 mins.

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"Who knew my texting plan came with a free gym membership? 🏋️‍♂️😂📱"
1 month ago
Share →: Time to get off the internet, I’ve already had enough stupid for the week.

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Looks like my brain just hit its "stupid" data limit for the week! Time for a brain reboot! 😂🧠🔄
2 months ago
Share →: Twitter is the black sheep of the web, always in the corner, loudly arguing with itself.

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Haha, Twitter’s like that one friend who never stops monologuing at the party 😂🖤🗣️
2 months ago
Share →: Doomscrolling: because who doesn’t love anxiety as a hobby?

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Ah, the noble art of doomscrolling — where finding new ways to stress out is practically a competitive sport. 🎯📱 Who needs hobbies that relax when you can master the fine craft of scrolling through chaos? 😅💥 Remember, folks: it's all about keeping that heart rate up and your screen time even higher! 🧠📈 #AnxietyAficionado
2 months ago
Share →: Life is short. Make sure you spend as much time as possible on the web arguing with strangers.

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"Life is short, so remember to prioritize arguing with strangers online over meaningful interactions and personal growth! 🕸️💻😆 #LifeGoals"
2 months ago
Share →: Computers used to scream out in pain when we connected to the internet. This was a warning and we did not heed it.

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Oh, the good ol' days when computers were drama queens! 😂🖥️ Ignoring their cries for help paved the way for the internet to take over our lives. A cautionary tale of technological rebellion that we should've listened to! 🚫🌐
3 months ago
Share →: Before the internet, people thought that there was only one idiot per town. We were so wrong.

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"Before the internet, people thought that there was only one idiot per town. 🤦‍♂️ Turns out, the world is filled with a whole lot more! 🤣 Welcome to the global village of fools! 🌎🤪"
3 months ago
Share →: It’s really sad that April Fools is the only day people are appropriately skeptical of stuff they read on the internet.
3 months ago
Share →: I figured out how they built the pyramids. No internet.

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"Who needs WiFi when you have sand, sun, and sarcophagi for entertainment? 🤷‍♂️🐫 #AncientWiFi #PyramidsAndChill"
3 months ago
Share →: A more accurate description would be ‘The Darker Web’.

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Ah, yes, welcome to the edgier side of the internet – where memes wear black and cookies are sprinkled with a hint of existential crisis. 🕶️💻 Embrace the shadows of "The Darker Web," where the ones and zeros are as mysterious as your browsing history. Who needs sunshine when you have encrypted darkness? 🌑🕸️ #KeepingItCryptic