13 Funny job application quotes

• Love when job applications ask for my desired salary so I can choose between not being hired and being exploited for my work.

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  9 hours ago

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• Got a job rejection, saw the company post the same job again, so I applied again. I decide when we’re done.

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  19 hours ago

  again, application, company, decide, done, got, humor, i, job, job application, job rejection, persistence, post, rejection, same, sarcasm, saw

• I exaggerated on my job application and said I wanted to work for a living.

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  2 days ago

  application, employment, exaggerated, exaggeration, humor, i, job, job application, living, motivation, said, wanted, work

• I would do anything for a job, except write a cover letter.

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  6 days ago

  anything, application, cover, cover letter, employment, except, humor, i, job, job application, letter, procrastination, work, writing

• Writing cover letters feels soooo “Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to be an administrative assistant when I grew up.”

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  2 months ago

  administrative, administrative assistant, application, aspiration, assistant, boy, career, career aspiration, childhood, childhood dream, cover, cover letter, dream, ever, feels, humor, i, job, job application, letter, letters, little, wanted, writing

• Imagine applying for a job, then not picking up calls from random numbers.

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  2 months ago

  application, applying, call, calls, communication, humor, imagine, interview, irony, job, job application, job interview, missed, missed call, numbers, phone, phone call, picking, random

• A political guy who supports communism because he hates applying for jobs and just wants to be assigned somewhere.

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  2 months ago

  application, applying, communism, employment, guy, humor, job, job application, jobs, just, laziness, political, politics, satire, somewhere, wants

• The lion does not concern himself with attaching a cover letter.

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  2 months ago

  animals, application, concern, confidence, cover, cover letter, humor, job, job application, letter, lion, workplace

• Applied for an internship to gain experience and got rejected because I didn’t have relevant experience.

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  2 months ago

  application, experience, gain, got, humor, i, internship, irony, job, job application, paradox, rejection

• Job applications be like “how did you hear about us?”. Bro why, was it a secret?

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  2 months ago

  application, bro, hear, humor, job, job application, question, secret, us, why, workplace, workplace humor

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