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Someone from 🇰🇪 has bookmarked:

Good things happen when you smile or when you’re naked.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has shared:

Not to brag, but I finished an entire book in one sitting. I’m going to need some new crayons.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

If I got $5 every time I thought of you, I would start thinking of you.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has bookmarked:

At my next therapy session, I will be discussing the trauma I’ve been dealing with ever since the grocery store layout was altered.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has bookmarked:

Having a job is crazy. When you’re at home, you feel lonely and want to go to work. When you’re at work, you’re exhausted and just want to go home.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has bookmarked:

To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

Your card declining when you know you have money is a very funny experience.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has downloaded:

I thought I needed a drink. Turns out what I really needed was a divorce.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

The note on this boxed wine says ‘Fresh up to 6 weeks after opening’. 6 weeks. Lol.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

Airbnb should have an option if you just want to use someone’s bathroom for a few minutes.

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Trending via WhatsApp:

The feminine urge to act clueless while knowing everything.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Sorry, I’m late. I sat on my bed in a towel for 45 minutes, staring at the wall.

Just shared via Messenger:

I hate when people ask me what I’m doing tomorrow, I don’t even know what I’m doing today.

Breaking via WeChat:

Being drunk and liking every tweet without reading it.

Spotted on Reddit:

‘I have a ripe avocado at home’ is my favorite excuse for cancelling plans.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

Adding “scroll for two hours” to my To-Do list, so I won’t do it.

Live now on Discord:

Please pray for my husband, he’s struggling to find me.

Making waves on TikTok:

I bet being full feels so good for the moon.

Seen just now on YouTube:

They don’t put cars in malls anymore, like they used to.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

To the spirits in my walls: going to the store, be right back.

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My greatest joy in life is when a friend reads a book I recommend. My greatest frustration in life is when they don’t read it fast enough.

3 weeks ago

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Never faked an orgasm before, but the joy of ugly presents.

3 weeks ago

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Seeing my kids getting along, laughing, and peacefully playing together is the best minute of my day.

3 weeks ago

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Horror movies have ruined the joy of skinny-dipping for me.

3 weeks ago

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I find as I get older it’s the little things that bring me joy. Like embarrassing my children.

3 weeks ago

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I feel sorry for non-glasses wearers. They’ll never know the joy of cleaning them and suddenly being upgraded to the UHD package.

3 weeks ago

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No matter what’s going on in your life, there’s some form of potato that can make it better.

3 weeks ago

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What a bleak life it must be if you’ve never had a drink shoot through your nose when you laugh.

3 weeks ago

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That feeling when you take the first bite of your favourite food, that’s called chewphoria.

3 weeks ago

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I had a hard time coping with the divorce. I’m fine now, but at first I was almost crazy with joy.

3 weeks ago

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83 shares on Discord this month:

I’m like Pooh Bear. I just want to eat, hang with my homies, and go around pantsless.

29 shares on Slack this month:

Social media has dragged humans back into Plato’s cave, and chained them there.

67 shares on Slack this month:

SHEIN does entirely too much on their app. Feels like a freaking casino every time you open it.

100 shares on Threads this month:

Socialism isn’t wrong because it has compassion. It’s wrong because it doesn’t work.

56 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Once you love wide-leg pants, there is no going back from that.

43 shares on Threads this month:

My life goal is to make you feel as awkward or awesome as you are making me feel.

60 shares on Slack this month:

My cat just knocked over my coffee mug and looked at me like it was my fault. How dare I put it on the edge of the table?

24 shares on Snapchat this month:

My cat, who has no job and pays no rent, is apparently unhappy with his fancy new cat food, and I, for some reason, am currently on my way back to the store to rectify the matter.

43 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Just had a salad but it didn’t make me laugh like women in stock photos.

89 shares on WeChat this month:

My mom and all her opinions are visiting this weekend.

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Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

I wish tree puns were more poplar.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

I finally have glasses, which is great because I needed one more thing to frantically search for every morning.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has downloaded:

A moth is just a butterfly with glasses and its hair up.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has copied:

My savings account has been empty for so long that a Spirit Halloween just opened up inside it.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has downloaded:

If you give me a serious answer to a silly question, I’m giving you a wedgie.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has viewed:

Wonder what I should wear to World War III.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

The devil is keeping him alive to avoid spending eternity with him in hell.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

I will restart the entire song if you talk over my favorite part.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

I wish I loved anything as much as people love to say they are “thrilled” on LinkedIn.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

Yawning is the body’s way of telling you it has only 15% battery remaining.

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Trending via Messenger:

Did you ever buy a pack of underwear, take them out, and think, wow, these are huge… then try them on, and they fit perfectly?

Going bananas on Telegram:

Writers should get a direct line to the FBI so we can call them and give them a heads up when we’re googling ways to poison someone but just for a story.

Going viral on Telegram:

As a kid, I used to watch The Wizard of Oz and wonder how someone could talk if they didn’t have a brain. Then I got social media.

Going viral on YouTube:

I wouldn’t trust a single one of you with a flying car.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, “hot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs.

Spotted on Reddit:

I need an app that deletes my number from other people’s phones.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I only obey the traffic rules to get on other peoples’ nerves.

Going viral on Messenger:

I call my smoke detector Gordon Ramsay, because every time I cook it screams at me.

Just shared via WeChat:

Sleeping in is the most efficient way to find out which morning rituals you can actually do without.

Breaking via Discord:

Hi. I didn’t mean to “like” your tweet. I was scraping dried jelly off my phone.

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