45 Funny laundry quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I made a clone of myself to do the dishes, another to do the laundry, and another to do the cooking, but we’re all sitting on the couch watching TV.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the clones unionized for a sit-in protest on the couch! 🤣🛋️ At least they can bond over their mutual laziness and love for TV shows. Maybe they can start a club for clones who'd rather binge-watch than do chores! 📺🍿

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I used to party all night. Now I check the weather forecast for the next day to see if it’s a good laundry day.

  Commentary:
  "From party animal to laundry aficionado 🌧️🧺 Who knew adulthood would hit harder than a hangover? 💃🏻 #LaundryOverLateNights"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Laundry day is my favorite day of the week. That’s why I dress for it every day.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a special occasion when you can just dress up for laundry day every day, am I right? 💁‍♀️🧺 #AlwaysReadyForSomeSudsAndSpins"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If I climbed all the way to the top of Mount Everest and looked up, then I’d finally see the top of our family’s weekly laundry pile.

  Commentary:
  "Scaling Mount Everest seems like a breeze compared to conquering the family's never-ending laundry mountain! ⛰️🧺 Just when you think you've reached the peak, another load magically appears. 🧗‍♂️💦 #LaundryConqueror"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My teen would like you to know I ruined her life when I did her laundry today.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the teen drama is hitting its peak! 👚🧼 Who knew clean clothes could cause such chaos? 🤷‍♂️ Next up, will folding socks be considered a hate crime? Stay tuned for more laundry shenanigans! 🧦😆 #TeenAngstLaundryDay

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