Funny liquor quotes

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  4 months ago

  View →: Liquor store clerk: “Do you need help?” Me: “Yes, but I decided to come here instead.”
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  4 months ago

  View →: Every day Facebook tells me I have memories and wants to show them to me. It’s like they have no appreciation for the cost or the amount of liquor I needed to erase them.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’ve got to start taking better care of myself. Tomorrow I’ll walk to the liquor store.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Is it ‘My wife and I’ or ‘Me and my wife’? Anyway, we just robbed a liquor store.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Today sucked so bad, I had to stop by the liquor store on my way to the bar.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Yes, liquor store clerk, I do need help. But I decided to come here instead.
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  5 months ago

  View →: At this point making life choices involves liquor and a dart board.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Liquor on the top shelf is so expensive because the bartender has to stand on their tippy toes to reach it.

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