111 Funny living quotes

• If I could have dinner with anyone, living or dead, I’d pick living.

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  3 months ago

  anyone, choice, conversation, dead, dinner, event, humor, i, ID, joke, living, pick, social, social event

• You can’t convince me that 2020 didn’t open a portal to hell that we’re still living in.

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  3 months ago

  2020, apocalypse, chaos, convince, hell, humor, living, me, open, pandemic, portal, still, surreal, year

• I am not living la vida loca. I am loca because of la vida.

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  4 months ago

  am, crazy, humor, i, LA, life, lifestyle, living, madness, phrase, Spanish, Spanish phrase, vida, wordplay

• I’m confused how a cemetery can raise its funeral prices and blame it on the cost of living.

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  5 months ago

  blame, cemetery, confused, confusion, cost, cost of living, death, expense, funeral, humor, inflation, joke, living, price, prices, raise

• “What do you do for a living?” I do my best.

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  5 months ago

  attitude, best, effort, humor, i, job, life, living, work

• I love how we didn’t raise the minimum wage because it would make food more expensive, but then just made the food more expensive anyway.

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  5 months ago

  cost, cost of living, economy, expensive, food, food price, humor, i, inflation, irony, just, living, love, minimum, minimum wage, policy, price, raise, wage, wage policy

• My mental health walks make my mental health worse because I live in a shithole.

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  5 months ago

  frustration, health, humor, i, live, living, living situation, mental, mental health, self-deprecation, situation, walk, walks, worse

• Imagine you’re living inside a tiny mushroom house… with a tiny chimney… deep in the woods… no one knows you exist… you make soup in a tiny pot… you are free.

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  5 months ago

  chimney, cooking, deep, exist, free, freedom, hideaway, house, imagination, imagine, inside, knows, living, mushroom, mushroom house, nature, peaceful, pot, solitude, soup, tiny, tiny house, woods

• Having your own apartment by yourself is so funny, cause I really just swept the whole place naked.

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  5 months ago

  alone, apartment, cause, cleaning, Funny, funny situation, having, humor, i, just, living, living alone, naked, own, place, situation, whole, yourself

• This cannot be the cost of living after Jesus paid it all.

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  5 months ago

  after, cost, cost of living, faith, humor, Jesus, joke, life, life cost, living, paid, payment, religion

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