Funny locked quotes

• They’re bluffing when they say you can still get knocked off the nice list this late in the game. Santa’s been delivering gifts in Japan for hours by now; that list is locked. Do whatever you want.

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  3 days ago

  Christmas, deadline, excuse, game, gift, gifts, holiday, hours, humor, Japan, late, list, locked, nice, nice list, procrastination, Santa, say, still, want, whatever

• I could be staring at my hand locking my front door, and I still won’t feel 100% sure my front door was locked.

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  2 months ago

  anxiety, door, doubt, everyday, everyday life, feel, forgetfulness, front, front door, hand, humor, i, life, locked, locking, staring, still, sure

• I was so locked in, to the point where we were tongue-kissing with morning breath.

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  2 months ago

  breath, humor, i, intimacy, locked, morning, morning breath, point, romantic, tongue-kissing, where

• If you ever get locked out of your house, talk calmly to the lock. We all know that communication is the key.

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  2 months ago

  calmness, communication, ever, house, humor, key, know, lock, locked, problem, problem-solving, solving, talk

• I’ve been locked out of Tinder because of “unusual activity”. I must’ve got a match.

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  2 months ago

  activity, dating, humor, i, locked, lockout, match, Tinder, unusual, unusual activity

• I just locked eyes with a spider. But instead of killing him I ran away and hid, so he can spend the night stressing about where I am.

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  2 months ago

  am, anxiety, away, eyes, fear, funny situation, hiding, humor, i, just, lock, lock eyes, locked, night, ran, running, running away, situation, spend, spider, stress, where

• If you ever get locked out of your house, talk to your lock calmly. Because communication is key.

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  2 months ago

  calm, communication, ever, house, humor, key, lock, locked, talk

• Best thing about staying in an Airbnb is trying to see what’s in that one locked closet.

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  2 months ago

  activity, Airbnb, best, closet, curiosity, fun, fun activity, humor, locked, locked closet, mystery, staying, thing, travel, trying

• My husband accidentally locked himself out of the house, and I didn’t hear him knocking until I finished eating the rest of his cheesecake. So weird.

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  2 months ago

  accident, accidentally, cheesecake, dessert, eating, finished, funny situation, hear, house, humor, husband, i, knocking, locked, locked out, marriage, marriage humor, rest, situation, weird

• When a documentary starts with an old person going, ‘We’re a small town, we didn’t lock our doors at night,’ oh, we’re gonna find out what made them start.

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  5 months ago

  documentary, door, doors, going, humor, lock, locked, locked door, mystery, night, oh, old, old person, person, small, small town, start, storytelling, town

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