Commentary:
"Remember, when locked out of your house, don't panic! Just have a chat with the lock – because in this situation, communication truly is key! 🔑😄"
Funny locked quotes
I’ve been locked out of Tinder because of “unusual activity”. I must’ve got a match.
Commentary:
Looks like someone's swiping skills were just too hot to handle 🔥🔓 No worries, just call yourself a Tinder pro and wear that lock-out badge with pride! 💪😄
I just locked eyes with a spider. But instead of killing him I ran away and hid, so he can spend the night stressing about where I am.
Commentary:
Oh, a classic case of arachnid anxiety – poor spider must be having an existential crisis now! 🕷️🏃♀️ Hope you left him a tiny note saying "You're not safe yet, little buddy!" 😉 #Spidernapped
If you ever get locked out of your house, talk to your lock calmly. Because communication is key.
Commentary:
🔑 "If you ever find yourself locked out of your house, don't panic! Just strike up a friendly conversation with your stubborn lock. Remember, communication is key in all relationships – even with inanimate objects!" 😉 Unlock your way back in with some smooth talk!
Best thing about staying in an Airbnb is trying to see what’s in that one locked closet.
Commentary:
"Staying in an Airbnb is like embarking on a mystery adventure – unlock the hidden treasures behind that mysterious closet door! 🗝️🕵️♂️ Who knows, you might find a portal to Narnia or just a dusty old vacuum cleaner! 😂 #AirbnbMystery"
My husband accidentally locked himself out of the house, and I didn’t hear him knocking until I finished eating the rest of his cheesecake. So weird.
Commentary:
Oh, the ultimate crime – cheesecake theft in the name of good food and poor hearing! 🍰🚪 At least now he knows that if he wants a slice of that delicious dessert, he better make sure to shout louder next time! 🔒😂