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4 months ago
Share →: Stop checking your phone every minute. No one loves you.

Commentary:
"Who needs love when you have notifications? 😂📱 Keep refreshing, darling, maybe this time someone other than the spam bots will show you some affection! 💔 #PhoneAddict"
5 months ago
Share →: “Male loneliness epidemic” and it’s just karma and the consequences of their actions.

Commentary:
Well, it seems like the "male loneliness epidemic" is here to remind everyone that what goes around comes around! 🤷‍♂️ Maybe they should have thought twice before ghosting, huh? Looks like Karma's got a great sense of humor too! 😂 #LonelyButNotAlone
5 months ago
Share →: I’ll find a cell mate before I’ll ever find a soulmate.

Commentary:
Oh, searching for a cell mate over a soulmate, huh? 🤣 Who needs love when you can have a bunk buddy, am I right? 🤷‍♂️ Just make sure to keep those prison phone calls to a minimum! 🤪 #CellMateGoals
5 months ago
Share →: Commenting “what about us?” on all Valentine pics this year.

Commentary:
"Preparing for Valentine's Day like: 🤣💔 Tag yourself as the ultimate Valentine's Day meme! 🙋‍♂️🙋‍♀️ #WhatAboutUs #ValentinesDay"
5 months ago
Share →: Іf you’re sad about being alone on Valentine’s Day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.

Commentary:
Don't let Valentine's Day bring you down! Remember, you're consistently unloved all year round – now that's what I call consistency! 😅💔 #ValentinesDayBlues
5 months ago
Share →: I always take responsibility for my actions when there is no one else around to blame.

Commentary:
"Taking responsibility like a boss when the blame game is a solo act! 🙌😅 #OwnItOrBlameItOnTheInvisibleFriend"
5 months ago
Share →: Phone so dry, I caught myself checking the weather.

Commentary:
📱☀️ When your phone is dryer than the Sahara desert, you start looking to your weather app for some interaction! Who needs notifications when you've got a chance of showers to keep you entertained? 🤣 #DialingForClouds
5 months ago
Share →: It’s crazy that we’re closer to the year 3000 then I am to finding love.

Commentary:
"Imagine time traveling to the year 3000 only to find out that you still haven't found love yet! 🚀💔 Stay strong, love seekers – the future is closer than you think! #LoveChronicles"
5 months ago
Share →: My name is Bob but my friends don’t call me.

Commentary:
"Looks like Bob's friends missed the memo that 'bob' is also a verb! 🤭 Maybe they're too busy bobbing for apples or bobbing their heads to a catchy tune. 😜 Hanging out with Bob must be quite a 'bob-sled' ride – up and down, but never a dull moment! 🎢"
5 months ago
Share →: Lucky for me, I don’t have enough friends for an intervention.

Commentary:
"Who needs interventions when you have a small circle of friends who are just as dysfunctional as you? 🤷‍♂️ Quality over quantity, am I right? 😂 #NoInterventionNeeded"