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One interesting thing I learned in my thirties is that you can leave a bar before it closes.

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If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all: I watched Rebel Moon 2 and the Netflix app worked well. Showed me the entire movie. In color.

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The good news is cannon deaths have gone down dramatically in the last hundred years.

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There’s someone in our team who behaves horribly to me and whenever I have to type his name, I’ve taken to using a slightly smaller font size than for everyone else’s.

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Just once I’d like my dog to give me a treat.

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Some people’s laughs are funnier than the joke.

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Before the internet, people thought that there was only one idiot per town. We were so wrong.

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How does a government that takes 40% of everyone’s money end up being trillions in debt?

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It’s funny how drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible, but 7 beers and 5 shots in two hours go down like a fat kid on a seesaw.

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I hate when my kids ask me impossible questions like: What day is it?

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You are closer to the street than you will ever be to any billionaire.

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Accidentally falling asleep on the couch is somehow always the best sleep.

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I don’t want to “act young”. I just can’t be as “grown up” as others my age.

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Jealous that my phone can just die for a little while.

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“Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line until your call is no longer important to you.”

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Hey dude, I recently became omniscient, and well, you fell off in every universe.

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Beavers are also just otters that have learned carpentry.

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Been getting really into nothing.

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My hobbies include going home, wishing I was at home, and being at home.

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Gonna start an app for cat sitters where they can review the cats they take care of and it’ll be called Litterboxd.

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Whoever said “out of sight out of mind” never lost a spider in the bedroom.

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When someone giving me directions says, “You can’t miss it,” I would love to tell them just how wrong they were if I could find my way back to them.

1 month ago

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Lost my Thesaurus. Gutted. Really gutted. Like absolutely gutted.

1 month ago

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I’ve been following this strict diet all week and so far all I’ve lost is my patience.

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Can someone call my keys? I forgot where I put them.

1 month ago

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I am calling on public libraries to ban the books that I borrowed and lost. We don’t need that kind of crap in the libraries.

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Oh right, like you’ve never let your kids stay lost in a corn maze just a little longer.

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The endings of Lost and Game of Thrones each cost me a television.

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Day number 3 without coffee: Lost hearing in my left eye.

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I lost my composure in 1992. I haven’t seen it since.

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It was me, I let the dogs out.

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It’s really important to stay hydrated at work, so you can take as many 10-minute-long bathroom breaks as possible.

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Can someone write me a note to get out of being a responsible adult?

87 shares on Facebook this month:

The fact that I exist irritates me at least once a day.

94 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The concept of hot water showers feeling so good but not actually being good for your hair or skin is disgusting.

43 shares on Snapchat this month:

Are there cheat codes for parenting teenagers? This level is really hard.

12 shares on YouTube this month:

Many years ago, I stood up to 100-200 million others only to sit in meetings now.

20 shares on Reddit this month:

No, he didn’t ghost you, you just left him speechless, forever.

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My dogs have learned that whenever they hear the f-word in the kitchen, there’s now food on the floor.

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Mario Kart gave me unrealistic expectations of how banana peels affect traffic.

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When I say I’m saving myself for marriage, what I mean is you won’t know how annoying I am until it’s too late.

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We’re putting that movie you love back in theaters on one random Wednesday — and we’re not gonna tell you until Tuesday.

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I wish tree puns were more poplar.

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My spirit animal is chasing his own tail.

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Starting to think business is standing on me.

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Welcome to parenting! The only hobbies you have left are the ones you can do in the bathroom.

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Oh, him? He’s my insignificant other.

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Due to unforeseen circumstances, I will be acting weird today.

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I didn’t like my beard at first… then it grew on me.

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I’m so old that when I take a walk down memory lane, I get lost.

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ROMO (relief of missing out)

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Being an adult is spending every day looking at a pill bottle, wondering, “Did I take this already?”

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Seen an ambulance at the hospital. I hope the doctors are okay.

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Revenge is a dish best served by cutting a sandwich horizontally instead of diagonally.

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Once my school teacher lectured me for unacceptable behavior. That’s 30 mins of sleep I am never getting back

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I don’t usually think about what I say before I say it. I prefer to think about it after I’ve said it, late at night, for the rest of my life.

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There’s no one I respect more than duck hunters. You spent $15,000 on a camouflage boat to outsmart a duck.

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I love when I see a really beautiful car, and I look inside, and it’s a beautiful woman. That’s fire.

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I love when the restaurant bathroom has different music playing than the restaurant. It’s like I’m going to Club Pee Pee.

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