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Santa went woke and gave me a small solar panel instead of coal.

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My nutritionist told me wine doesn’t count as a fruit source so now I need to find a different nutritionist.

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My dad told my sister’s new boyfriend to stand at the end of the picture so he can crop him out whenever she dumps him.

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There should be a special rating system for movies that tells you how uncomfortable you’ll be if you watch them with your parents.

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Scientists just confirmed that our dreams were real in another reality.

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The problem with rich people is that I am not one.

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Y’all ever postpone an outfit? Like, nah, let me save this for a better day? Same.

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My fight or flight response has frequent flyer miles.

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90% of my thoughts start with: “What can I eat now?”

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Half of my problems are because I said “sure” instead of “no.”

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There should be a day between Sunday and Monday called Hang on a Second.

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When younger I would walk up to the counter and the bartender would know me by name. Now it’s my pharmacist.

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Everyone talks about climate change, but no one has the courage to sacrifice a virgin to appease the gods.

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Problematic bed time gap relationship.

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They should invent a relationship that doesn’t turn into the worst experience of my entire life.

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Intermittent fasting is how I drive, not how I eat.

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I’ve tasted being the bigger person, I’ve also tasted matching energy. I recommend no contact.

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Forget Spotify Wrapped. I’m more interested in seeing your Pornhub Wrapped.

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Forgetting how to clean the dishes and shooting them with a gun.

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Eating rice with my hands, but not in a political way. In a lazy, fat guy way.

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Let’s ruin each other’s sleep schedules and call it romance.

3 weeks ago

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Love how Batman: The Animated Series seems to take place in the 40s and the 50s and the 70s and the 90s all at once.

3 weeks ago

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My soulmate is chocolate cake.

3 weeks ago

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Being a toddler’s favorite person is what real love actually looks like.

3 weeks ago

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I don’t know much about women, but they love containers that hold smaller containers.

3 weeks ago

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I just want someone who can see through all my bullshit and hate me for who I really am.

3 weeks ago

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Life is short. Tell people you love them, so they block you sooner.

3 weeks ago

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I love convincing myself iced coffee counts as hydration and self-care.

3 weeks ago

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How come all the single people don’t need no one, and all the married ones need two?

3 weeks ago

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I love how we didn’t raise the minimum wage because it would make food more expensive, but then just made the food more expensive anyway.

3 weeks ago

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93 shares on LinkedIn this month:

You ask a girl if she ate, and she gon say, “Yeah, I had my coffee.”

67 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m so sick of TV shows and movies where there are no likable characters. I don’t need to spend an hour with people I hate, I already have my life.

13 shares on Discord this month:

Just learned in psychology that when a man goes to sleep first, it’s because he’s comfortable around you and wants you to go through his phone.

98 shares on Threads this month:

I don’t need to learn something new, I need to remember something old, like why did I come into this room?

86 shares on Twitch this month:

I don’t push people away, I just do the Macarena.

31 shares on Reddit this month:

I brake for no one, except squirrels.

65 shares on Slack this month:

Just got sacked from my job at a think tank for thinking about donuts.

26 shares on Twitch this month:

A swear jar for Twitter would end world hunger.

28 shares on Snapchat this month:

I identify as Michael Jackson, so my pronouns are “he/hee.”

59 shares on YouTube this month:

My cat just sneezed a bunch of times in a row and then hissed at himself. What an icon!

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Sex is great, but have you ever started slowly picking up speed after sitting in a traffic jam?

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Crazy to think that even after all of these years the Titanic’s pool still has water in it.

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20’s: what even is a hangover? 40’s: puts on sunglasses to open fridge…

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Long story short, I survived.

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Sometimes a lover girl, sometimes a dinosaur.

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Quality women really do attract everyone. A bright light always attracts all types of bugs.

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My problem is, I wanna be the only one at the gym when I go.

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I’m an atheist, so if you send prayers, I’ll send thoughts.

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I sometimes have the desire to meet certain people again for the first time. Only to simply walk past them.

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My Indian name would be “Stares at Phone All Day.”

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Trending via Instagram:

When someone loses something, I like to ask helpful questions like ‘Where did you last see it?’ and ‘Where did you put it?’ and ‘Where is it?’

Broadcasted on X:

Your coworker is not hot; they’re just within 10 feet of you 40 hours a week.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Grocery carts should have barcode scanners on them so you can see how much you’re spending as you put things in your cart.

Trending via Reddit:

Not only is Santa not real, there are also no horny singles in your area wanting to meet you.

Just landed via Threads:

I disagree with my politics.

Seen just now on X:

Being strange is exhausting.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Ever since I learned the show is called Suits because of lawsuits and not because they wear suits, I have harbored a hot white rage within me beyond anything mankind has ever known.

Live now on WeChat:

A general rule of parenting: if you’re having a great day, the day isn’t old enough yet.

Seen just now on Slack:

The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end, and tomorrow to start.

Spotted on Threads:

Spent most of the day making sure the couch still works. So far so good.

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