2080 Funny me quotes

• Flip me over like a cassette tape, and play me again.

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  3 weeks ago

  again, cassette, cassette tape, flip, me, music, over, play, retro, tape

• People moaning and making noise over food makes me so livid I can’t keep it in.

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  3 weeks ago

  anger, food, frustration, i, keep, livid, making, me, moan, moaning, noise, over, people

• Please don’t match my crazy. One of us has to be rational here, and it’s definitely not going to be me.

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  3 weeks ago

  attitude, crazy, definitely, going, here, humor, match, me, mindset, personality, please, rational, us

• I changed my password to ‘incorrect’ so whenever I forget it, the computer tells me it’s incorrect, and I’m like, ‘Wow, you didn’t have to be so rude about it.’

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  3 weeks ago

  computer, experience, forget, forgetfulness, humor, i, incorrect, joke, me, password, rude, rudeness, technology, user, user experience, whenever

• I told my computer I needed a break, now it sends me reminders to stretch while I’m lying on the couch.

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  3 weeks ago

  break, computer, couch, humor, i, lying, me, procrastination, reminder, stretch, technology, told, while

• Can’t threaten me with screenshots. I’ll get a microphone and say it again.

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  3 weeks ago

  again, communication, humor, me, microphone, say, screenshot, screenshots, threat, threaten

• My kids will never appreciate the amount of extroverting the introvert me does for them.

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  3 weeks ago

  amount, appreciate, effort, extrovert, family, humor, introvert, kid, kids, me, never, parenting, social, social effort

• Everyone is fighting a battle you don’t know about, except for me. I am complaining loudly about my battle. Everybody knows about it.

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  3 weeks ago

  am, attention, battle, complaining, complaint, everyone, except, fighting, honesty, humor, i, know, knows, loud, me, struggle, transparency

• If you want to hang out with me, all you have to do is ask, and I’ll say no.

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  3 weeks ago

  ask, hang, hang out, humor, interaction, invitation, me, rejection, sarcasm, say, social, social interaction, want

• Nothing makes me feel more powerful than when I write ‘furthermore’ in an email.

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  3 weeks ago

  communication, confidence, email, feel, furthermore, humor, i, me, nothing, power, powerful, writing

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