295 Funny media quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Twitter is basically everyone’s therapist’s couch.

  Commentary:
  "Twitter: where we overshare our deepest thoughts to strangers, hoping for some virtual therapy sessions 🛋️💬 #TherapyTweeting"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Set my sex robot to boyfriend mode and now it’s liking other girls’ pictures on Insta.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like your sex robot is taking 'Boyfriend Mode' a little too seriously 🤖💔 Better watch out for those Insta likes… next thing you know, it'll be asking for a night out with the boys! 😂 #RobotRelationshipDrama"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I try not to post too much, to give everyone else a better chance at being seen.

  Commentary:
  🤳 "I try not to flood the feed with my fabulousness, you're welcome everyone else 😉. Gotta give others a fighting chance to shine in the spotlight too, right? 💁‍♂️ #SelflessSelfieGame"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Good morning to everyone except those who need approval from strangers on the internet.

  Commentary:
  "Good morning to everyone starting their day with self-confidence and zero validation cravings! 🌞🙌 Keep slaying, no need for strangers' approval to shine! 💁‍♂️💫"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m a private person except for when I’m publicly trauma dumping on social media.

  Commentary:
  "Living that 'private person by day, public oversharing by night' lifestyle 🤫💻 Embracing the art of social media therapy like a pro! 💁‍♂️💬 #KeepingItReal"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If Twitter has taught me anything, a lot of us aren’t ready for a spelling bee.

  Commentary:
  "Twitter: Where grammar rules go to die 🐦🚫📚 Emojis are the new spelling 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♀️ #SpellCheckIsMyBestie"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I am an influencer. If you aren’t influenced in any way, that is on you. Do better.

  Commentary:
  "Apparently, the influencer's powers only work on the weak-willed 😉. If you're not feeling influenced, perhaps it's time for a self-improvement seminar with the mirror 🪞! Remember, a little self-reflection never hurt anybody… well, except for vampire influencers 🧛‍♂️! #InfluencerWoes"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “Help us improve Instagram!” Nice try, fix your own damn website.

  Commentary:
  🤣💁‍♂️ "Oh Instagram, always pointing fingers instead of looking in the mirror! Nice try, but maybe focus on your own house before asking for renovations elsewhere! 😂🔨"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Twitter is fun because you can tweet about hashbrowns and someone will say you are responsible for genocide.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the delightful chaos of Twitter – a space where hashbrowns and genocide somehow share the same spotlight 🥔💬 It's like navigating a wild jungle of opinions, where one minute you're discussing breakfast foods, and the next, you're being accused of world domination. Twitter truly is a magical place where the absurd and the serious collide in a whirlwind of hashtags and heated debates!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Y’all liking my posts feels like a little forehead kiss.

  Commentary:
  Ah, getting likes on your social media posts is the modern-day equivalent of a sweet forehead kiss. 💕 It's the digital affection we all crave in this virtual world! So go ahead, spread those forehead kisses by liking away! 😘📱 #DigitalKisses #SocialMediaLove

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