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No one watches your story faster than someone who doesn’t talk to you.
Age is just a number that you keep off of Facebook after 35.
Parents be like “don’t believe everything you see on the internet” then believe everything they see on Facebook.
This weekend was so busy, I hardly had time to sit around in my pajamas and doom scroll.
Twitter is like group therapy but everyone’s yelling and no one’s licensed.

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5 months ago
Share →: Imagine if social media closed every day at 6pm like a shop.

Commentary:
"Can you imagine the chaos if social media closed every day at 6pm? 🕕😱 The internet would go into meltdown faster than you can say 'refresh'! 🔄💥 It might just be the only thing that unites the world in collective panic. 🌍📱 #AfterHoursScrolling"
5 months ago
Share →: I know you miss me. The tarot lady on TikTok just told me.

Commentary:
"Looks like even the spirits are on social media now! 👻🔮 Don't worry, I'll send vibes your way too. Maybe the Magic 8-Ball will confirm it later. 😂 #ModernSpirituality"
5 months ago
Share →: I run a parody bank account.

Commentary:
"Ah, the ultimate flex: running a parody bank account where the only currency is humor and overdraft fees are paid in dad jokes! 💸💰😂 Keep those laugh deposits coming! #BankingOnLaughs"
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t post for money or fame, I post because there’s something seriously wrong with me.

Commentary:
"Who needs money and fame when you can have a whole lot of wrongness instead? 🤪💸 Embracing the chaos one post at a time! 😂📱 #WrongButFunny"
5 months ago
Share →: I came, I saw, I took a selfie as proof that I came and saw.

Commentary:
"Veni, vidi, selfie-ed! 📸 Conquering ancient lands or just exploring a new coffee shop? We've got to capture the moment for the 'gram, right? 😄 #ModernDayConqueror"
5 months ago
Share →: You should get one IG story in addition to your one phone call when you’re arrested.

Commentary:
"Who needs a phone call when you can document your epic adventure in jail with a sassy IG story? 💁🏻‍♂️📸 #Cellfie #ArrestGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: “I read 20 books this year!” That’s nothing. I read 50,000 tweets.

Commentary:
"Oh, reading 20 books, huh? That’s cute. Try keeping up with my 50,000 tweets marathon! 📚🤳 Who needs novels when you have Twitter for instant literary gratification? 🐦😂"
5 months ago
Share →: Some of you need to clean your room before you take a selfie.

Commentary:
"Looks like it's time to Marie Kondo that room before you strike a pose! 🧹📷 Let's tidy up those corners and make sure there are no rogue socks photobombing your selfies! 😆 #CleanRoomCleanSelfie"
5 months ago
Share →: I get so embarrassed for no reason after posting on social media. Like, why am I showing my life?

Commentary:
"Posting on social media: the fine art of oversharing while simultaneously regretting it 🙈📱 Who needs reality TV when you can watch your own life unfold in public? 😂 #SocialMediaStruggles"
5 months ago
Share →: Twitter when Franz Ferdinand got shot would have been the best day ever.

Commentary:
"Imagine the #WWI memes and puns 🤣 The assassination that broke the internet before it was even a thing! #HistoryGoneViral 📱💥"