13 Funny medicine quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: My favorite body lotion is Voltaren.

  Commentary:
  When your spa day turns into a sports injury treatment! 🏃‍♂️💆‍♀️🤣

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Welcome to your fifties. Saturday Night Fever now means lots of rest, cold medicine, and chicken noodle soup.

  Commentary:
  "Saturday Night Fever's new remix: a dance between the couch, the tissue box, and a steamy bowl of soup! 🛋️🤧🍜✨"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: If pills are too toxic to flush down the toilet, you probably shouldn’t swallow them.

  Commentary:
  "Right?! If they can't handle pipes, how are my intestines supposed to handle them?! 🤯💊🚽😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m glad laughter is the best medicine because my insurance sucks.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs insurance when you've got laughter, am I right? 💸😂 Laughter may not cover your medical bills, but at least it's a lot less expensive than a visit to the doctor! 💰💊 #CheaperThanPrescriptions"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Gonorrhea would’ve been a great name for diarrhea medicine.

  Commentary:
  "Whoever missed the opportunity to name diarrhea medicine 'Gonorrhea' must've been too busy laughing! 💩😂 Sometimes a missed chance is a real, uh, relief! 😉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Doctors are always giving me Ibuprofen. Man, give me something I can sell.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like this guy is ready to capitalize on his unlimited supply of Ibuprofen 😂! Maybe he's onto something… Ibuprofen stand, anyone? 💊💰 #EntrepreneurialGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: An adult is a person that keeps Ibuprofen in more than one place.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the true sign of adulthood: strategically placed Ibuprofen stashes for any unexpected 'adulting' moments 😂💊 Because apparently, being prepared for headaches is the modern-day version of being responsible. Cheers to all the adults out there with their hidden pain relief treasure troves! 🙌"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My doctor no longer prescribes me Viagra. He just left me hanging.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like your doctor is a real party pooper! 🎉👨‍⚕️ Maybe it's time to find a new doctor who's more willing to keep things up and running! 😉💊

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Filling my PEZ dispenser with Ibuprofen for whimsical pain relief.

  Commentary:
  "Because why pop a pill when you can pop a candy? Sweet relief meets bitter reality 😂🍭💊 #PainPoppingPEZ"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The guy that said laughter is the best medicine obviously wasn’t suffering from diarrhea.

  Commentary:
  "Whoever thought laughter is the best medicine clearly never had a case of the runs 💩🤣 Maybe they needed some Imodium instead! 😜"

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