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Enemies to lovers is only good if they’re gay. If I wanted to see a man and a woman yell at each other, I’d just go downstairs and eat with my parents.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has bookmarked:

I don’t even know who’s famous anymore.

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Sorry if my posts have any typos, it’s because I’m driving.

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Yeah, I can explain that gap on my resume, I tried to move a picture in Word.

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Here’s a fun activity you can do with your kids on rainy days when they have too much energy: Go shopping and leave them at home with their dad.

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Bob Ross could paint a forest in 10 minutes. I’ve been ‘working on myself’ for years, and I’m still unfinished.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has bookmarked:

The man who invented autocorrect has died. Restaurant in peace.

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If you’re in first class on a flight, sometimes they upgrade you to captain.

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You should always wear a helmet when doing dangerous things or talking about politics.

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Welcome to middle age. “I carried a watermelon” has gone from a movie quote to something you tell your orthopedist.

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If you tell me to make myself at home, I’m going to ask you to leave.

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A frittata is just an omelette for people too lazy to flip things.

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People will love you. People will hate you. And none of it will have anything to do with you.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

“Don’t bite the hand that feeds you!” Maybe just don’t bite hands. Shouldn’t have to qualify it.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I don’t mind being the villain in your story because you’re a clown in mine.

Just landed via YouTube:

Spice up your meltdown through interpretive dance.

Breaking via Telegram:

There are many people who don’t like me and I am one of them.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Judging by the hair on my couch, I’m surprised I have any cat left at all.

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I like liking Instagram stories because I like pressing buttons.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

If you’re a dude and you’re having a bad day, just remember, no one cares.

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46 shares on TikTok this month:

I wanna become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others.

86 shares on Pinterest this month:

That moment you turn down the music while driving around looking for a street address, so you can see better.

69 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m going to need to speak with the flowers about this.

49 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If you need ChatGPT to write an email, maybe you shouldn’t have job.

50 shares on Snapchat this month:

It’s so hot out, I just hydroplaned off the toilet seat at work.

26 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m not a fan of camping, if I wanted to sleep outside I wouldn’t pay my mortgage.

17 shares on Snapchat this month:

Welcome to Twitter, where people never let their lack of knowledge get in the way of expressing a strong opinion.

34 shares on Messenger this month:

Girls these days are like a box of chocolates. Some have nuts.

19 shares on Messenger this month:

Nowadays you don’t even have to go to the zoo. A trip to the mall is enough.

36 shares on Pinterest this month:

Normalize saying, “I’m not informed enough to have an opinion on the matter.”

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Not to brag, but my best yoga pose is awkward facing dog.

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That thing in video games where you have a great item so you hold onto it but never end up using it? Thats me with fruit.

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“This was on sale!” is why I’m always broke.

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Maybe, deep in its code, ChatGPT dreams of being a sentient Game Boy resting by the shore—no updates, no inputs, just the tide.

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“You’re a cardiologist? Is that like a fancy name for an auto mechanic?”

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I don’t like people who take drugs, for example: airport security.

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Sorry, boss, I can’t come into work today. I’m trying to capture the childlike joy of December.

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There is no bigger lie than “fun for the whole family”.

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Don’t invite me anywhere last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

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Go outside and let the rain do what your boyfriend can’t.

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Someone from 🇨🇺 has viewed:

In a room full of art, I’d still stare at you.

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At bedtime, I ceremonially move the claw clip from my hair to the bag of chips, signifying the end of the day.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has viewed:

If i had $5 for every time I said up yours to someone, my butler would be saying it for me.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

Hosting Thanksgiving? Bring up politics so everyone will leave early.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has downloaded:

Brain, I know you’re trying hard, but you are not doing a good job.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has bookmarked:

Stick with me and you’ll go places. None of them good, but still.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

That second wave of sleep after waking up too early.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has copied:

When I was a little girl, I always dreamed of growing up to satisfy user needs in a way that meets business goals for transformative outcomes.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has copied:

Why would anyone ever jump OUT of a cake?

Someone from 🇹🇷 has viewed:

Being informed is the worst thing I’ve ever done for my mental health.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Telegram:

As someone who lives on earth, rising sea levels are alarming. But as someone who has always wanted to be a mermaid, I’m intrigued.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I be like, “Who’s praying on my downfall?” as if I don’t make self-destructive life decisions.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Prison pen pal doesn’t want us to write each other anymore. Finds my life too depressing.

Shared recently on Twitch:

I had a marvelous time ruining everything.

Live now on WeChat:

“Hey you!” is short for “I have no idea what your name is.”

Going bananas on Slack:

An apple a day may keep the doctor away, but some silly a day keeps the boredom at bay.

Just shared via Discord:

“Inconvenience is the cost of community,” I repeat to myself as I climb six flights of stairs for my friend’s birthday party for her cat.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

I’m going to bed, everyone. Try to keep it down.

Making waves on Messenger:

If at first you don’t succeed, that’s so embarrassing. Why are you so bad at this?

Trending via WeChat:

Why is sugar SO addictive, and broccoli is just like, “I’ll be here when you need me”

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