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16 Funny medicine quotes

Funny medicine quotes bring a dose of humor to the world of healthcare and treatment. πŸ’ŠπŸ˜„ From witty remarks about doctor visits to playful jabs at the quirks of prescription medication, these quotes offer a light-hearted look at the often serious business of staying healthy. Enjoy a laugh and a smile as you navigate the world of medicine! πŸ’ŠπŸ˜„

Whoever said, β€œLaughter is the best medicine,” clearly never tried Revenge.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The medicine for headache goes to the stomach to do what, exactly?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I’m getting to the age where it’s rude to pull out a bottle of ibuprofen if I don’t have enough for everyone.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

My favorite body lotion is Voltaren.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Welcome to your fifties. Saturday Night Fever now means lots of rest, cold medicine, and chicken noodle soup.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

If pills are too toxic to flush down the toilet, you probably shouldn’t swallow them.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

I’m glad laughter is the best medicine because my insurance sucks.

Posted onFeb 28, 2025Feb 28, 2025

Gonorrhea would’ve been a great name for diarrhea medicine.

Posted onFeb 20, 2025Feb 20, 2025

Doctors are always giving me Ibuprofen. Man, give me something I can sell.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

An adult is a person that keeps Ibuprofen in more than one place.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

My doctor no longer prescribes me Viagra. He just left me hanging.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Filling my PEZ dispenser with Ibuprofen for whimsical pain relief.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

The guy that said laughter is the best medicine obviously wasn’t suffering from diarrhea.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Took a bunch of Ibuprofen to keep my posts from being too inflammatory.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

I tiptoe near my medicine cabinet because I don’t want to wake my sleeping pills.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

I think it’s clear that companies making medicine have no idea what fruits taste like.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

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